*****************THE HAMNET PLAYERS****************************
"An irc channel named #Desire"
irc-play by Stuart Harris
LOG of second performance Sunday 12th February 1995, Noon PST
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***IMPORTANT NOTE***
THIS EVENT, LIKE ALL PRODUCTIONS OF THE HAMNET PLAYERS, IS IN
THE PUBLIC DOMAIN AS AN INTERNET EXHIBIT. THE CAPTURE FILE MAY BE
FREELY DISTRIBUTED BUT THE ACTUAL CYBER-PLAY IS COPYRIGHTED AND
SHOULD NOT BE RE-STAGED WITHOUT PERMISSION, WHICH WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE GIVEN IN ALL CASES.
sirrah@beachmedia.com FOR ALL INQUIRIES.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS:
1: THE VAMP ....................
2: THE PERFORMANCE .............
3: THE POST-MORTEM & CAST PARTY
++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 1: THE VAMP +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Return to ToC
IRC log started Sun Feb 12 10:24
*** Value of LOG set to ON
*** irc.colorado.edu Sunday February 12 1995 -- 11: 24 -07:00
#desire El_Ingles H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
#desire Mitch H@ kevintx@ministry.paranoia.com (2 what does it mean?)
*** Value of USER_INFORMATION set to A kinder, gentler irc
*** Lyric is Ruthie@lyric.demon.co.uk (@lyric.demon.co.uk)
*** on irc via server dismayl.demon.co.uk (Demon Internet, London, United
Kingdom)
-> *lyric* how about performing for us in #Desire then?
-> *a* 2-line part is available
*** a: No such nick/channel
*Lyric* when??
-> *lyric* a 2-line part available, in 1 1/2 hrs
-> *lyric* at 20:00 GMT
*Lyric* a 2 line part?
*** DESIRE (~tazman@PANAM3.PANAM.EDU) has joined channel #DESIRE
<DESIRE> WHAT?
<El_Ingles> ello desire
*Lyric* how on earth does it work? how does everyone know when to come
in?
*Lyric* and at what time approx will the 2 line part be needed?
<DESIRE> Im out of here.....this is supposed to be my channel..
<DESIRE> well..never mind.
-> *lyric* each line is numbered. If you have line [21] your cue is someone
else's line [20]
<DESIRE> Before you check..I am female using a males account..
<DESIRE> o.k
<El_Ingles> desire we are putting on a play here
*Lyric* I tell you the truth...tonight at 20:00 I am meeting someone on
irc...
<DESIRE> just so that you wont kick me out thiking that I am a male..
*Lyric* can I do both??
<DESIRE> I see...what kind of play?
<El_Ingles> "An irc channel named #Desire"
<El_Ingles> 102 lines, 27 characters
<DESIRE> wait a second..are you all male of female..
<DESIRE> why on DESRE?
<DESIRE> desire.
-> *lyric* Hmmmm, doubtful
<DESIRE> sorry.
*Lyric* well so let me take a raincheck this time
<El_Ingles> cuz of the play';s title
*Lyric* and book me in for the next one
<DESIRE> hmmm..how many people are going to see this play..
-> *lyric* OK, look in if you can. The #cast_party is also good fun
<El_Ingles> about 100
<DESIRE> what is the plays tittle?
<DESIRE> hmmmm...am I the first one here?
<DESIRE> hehe;)
*Lyric* really? when is that?
<El_Ingles> "An irc channel named #Desire" I already said
*Lyric* and where
-> *lyric* after curtain, on #cast_party
<DESIRE> the main character...me DESIRE..hehe
*** El_Ingles (~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #green_room
*** Users on #green_room: @El_Ingles
<DESIRE> so who made this play?
*Lyric* what time will curtain be
<DESIRE> and why?
*** pjm (pjm@gold.interlog.com) has joined channel #desire
*** El_Ingles (~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #hamnet
*** Users on #hamnet: @El_Ingles
<DESIRE> uh....
<El_Ingles> Hi pjm
-> *lyric* prolly a bit late
*Lyric* I can see that not a great deal of acting skills are required in
this!!!!
*** STICKHEAD (~YANEZ@PANAM3.PANAM.EDU) has joined channel #desire
*> Lyric laughs
-> *lyric* darn right!!!
<STICKHEAD> hello
<pjm> Whoops, I thought I was lurking , hi there
*** El_Ingles is now known as Producer
<DESIRE> uuhhhhhh..hey Stick head...they made a play after my channel..
*** BoyzIIMen (pvranas@foley.ripco.com) has joined channel #hamnet
<BoyzIIMen> hi whas up?
<DESIRE> hehe..
<DESIRE> cool.
<BoyzIIMen> is there a production today?
<Producer> irc play here in 1 1/2 hrs
<STICKHEAD> hehehehe
<DESIRE> 120 lines..27 characters.....
*** BoyzIIMen has left channel #hamnet
<Producer> desire I think you should play a role
<DESIRE> really..I am not kidding...
<STICKHEAD> what are you talking about?
<STICKHEAD> what are you talking about? desire
<DESIRE> which one....the one of DESIRe?
-> *boyziimen* yes there is a play
*** boyziimen: No such nick/channel
<DESIRE> there is a play here called "the irc channel DESIRE or somethng
like that..
<Producer> there's a role for a Netwhore, and one for "sweat"
<STICKHEAD> a play? like theater?
<Producer> stick:Yes, like that. Scripted
<DESIRE> I came in and there were people here and they said that therer
was going to be a play
#hamnet Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
<STICKHEAD> oh ko thanks fro explaining
<DESIRE> welll I am definetly not the netwhore..nor have I ever been..hehe
<Producer> we've produced this play once b4... also Hamnet, and PCbeth
*** boyziimen: No such nick/channel
<DESIRE> maybe a netbitch...but only because I kick whoever crosses me or
tells me to have netsex with them..hehe
#desire STICKHEAD H ~YANEZ@PANAM3.PANAM.EDU (0 <yanez>)
#desire pjm H pjm@gold.interlog.com (2 Peter-John Maxwell)
#desire DESIRE H ~tazman@PANAM3.PANAM.EDU (4 Lopez, Harvey R)
#desire Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
#desire Mitch G@ kevintx@ministry.paranoia.com (2 what does it mean?)
<Producer> pjm do you want to act in the play?
<DESIRE> Well I want you to make a play after me.
*** Signoff: STICKHEAD (Leaving)
<DESIRE> After the Goddess DESIRE......
<DESIRE> hehe.
<Producer> the script is already done, and most actors have their lines uc
<DESIRE> The most beautiful woman on irc..and the universe..hehe
<DESIRE> (cocky)
<pjm> not this time out
<DESIRE> or am I being modest..
<DESIRE> hehe
<DESIRE> well Producer...I dont know about this.....
<DESIRE> {why this channel...why DEsire? what did this channel do..
<DESIRE> Producer?
<DESIRE> brb....
<DESIRE> hold on.
<Producer> pjm:OK, but stay and watch OK?
#gb Johnny5a H@ ~John@mwcseto.demon.co.uk (6 I Love U Lots
Evy!!!!!!!!!!!)
#gb Lyric H@ Ruthie@lyric.demon.co.uk (4 @lyric.demon.co.uk)
#gb obscurity H@ obscurity@burnout.demon.co.uk (4
@burnout.demon.co.uk)
#gb normal H framf@shipmac.demon.co.uk (4 qxz)
#gb eehPcM H@ nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk (4 sktb.demon.co.uk)
#gb jim_bob G@ jrg@watcher.cc.ic.ac.uk (6 james r grinter (mostly
harmless))
<DESIRE> uh..this starts at 3 right?
<Producer> Yep
<Producer> ....assuming ur on EST
<DESIRE> well if it does..it is 12 here.and you said it should wtart in
about 1 hour..
<DESIRE> where are you?
-> *boyziimen* lyric *groan* another actor just dropped out...
*** boyziimen: No such nick/channel
<DESIRE> { am in TEXAS....
<DESIRE> @----}------
-> *lyric* *groan* another actor dropped out
<DESIRE>
<DESIRE>
<Producer> I'm in Calif
<DESIRE> @------}-----------
<pjm> ok, you got it!
<DESIRE> I see..
*Lyric* oh..the casting couch is it?
<Producer> Curtain up in 1 hr 15 min
<DESIRE> well there are some roses for you all..
-> *lyric* heh
<Producer> thanx desire
<DESIRE> I will b back..
*** tsam (~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il) has joined channel #desire
<DESIRE> hehe...
<DESIRE> tsssam
<tsam> hello all :)
<DESIRE> welll.
<Producer> Welcome tsam
<tsam> hello :)
*** irc.colorado.edu Sunday February 12 1995 -- 11: 41 -07:00
*Lyric* I mean to say..who do I have to sleep with to get the leading
role? :_)
<tsam> i understand Stimpy has been looking for me yesterday ...
<Producer> tsam got streetcar.wav?
<tsam> yes
* DESIRE gives all the people on channel Desire a glass of champagne and a
rose...@--}-}----
-> *lyric* me, but for next time. Blanche and Stella are ready today
<Producer> tsam:dcc it please
<DESIRE> this is just for good luck on that play..
*** From: "Craig A. Huegen" <c-huegen@quad.quadrunner.com>
*** Subject: Re: reinst of irc.gate.net
<DESIRE> @
<DESIRE> |
<DESIRE> |
<DESIRE> |
<tsam> i am doing that ..
<Producer> Stimpy was looking 4u to get the .wav file also
<DESIRE> }{
<DESIRE> |
<DESIRE> |
Type Nick Status Start time Sent Read Arguments
*Lyric* oh ..ok!!!!
<DESIRE> @
<DESIRE> |
<DESIRE> |
<DESIRE> |
*** DCC SEND (streetcr.wav 394366) request received from tsam
*** DCC GET connection with tsam[132.64.176.15,4949] established
<DESIRE> }{
*** groovy (groovy@groovy.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
<DESIRE> |
<DESIRE> |
*** Signoff: groovy (Dead Socket)
<DESIRE> |
<DESIRE> uh...a rose?
<tsam> ok , we can do that now...
<tsam> did u get it ?
<DESIRE> hehe..not..
<Producer> not yet tsam, be patient
<Producer> it's on its way
<tsam> ok :))
Type Nick Status Start time Sent Read Arguments
GET tsam Active 10:43:54 Feb 12 1995 0 10240
streetcr.wav
<DESIRE> well I will see you all later..I am off to explore the world of
irc..
<tsam> our tau server is down
* DESIRE waves..
<tsam> I had to get in via biu irc
*Lyric* what a life being a producer huh
<Producer> bye desire
*Lyric* you know I write screenplays
* DESIRE feels like she is bienf ignored..
-> *lyric* Bleedin' luvly
*** groovy (stephen@groovy.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
<DESIRE> wel{ maybe not.
<DESIRE> bye bye.......
<DESIRE> be back..l{ter.
<DESIRE> later..
<tsam> bye desire :)
<Producer> we love you desire
*** DESIRE has left channel #desire
<Producer> Hi groovy
<tsam> :)
<Producer> the play is on #desire
<tsam> whois #desire
<Producer> ...in an hour and ten
<groovy> thanks
<tsam> :)
*** groovy has left channel #hamnet
*** groovy (stephen@groovy.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
<groovy> sorry and hour and ten you siad?
*** * irc theatre on #desire No topic is set.
<Producer> at 20:00 GMT
<tsam> prod are there any backup servers you could suggest - just in
case ...
*Lyric* and songs of course..how about next time doing a musical???!!!!
*Lyric* hahahaa
*** * irc theatre on #desire No topic is set.
<groovy> ok...thanks...looking forward to it... :-)
*** Producer has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to irc theatre
*** P_T (Pet@d6236.shv.hb.se) has joined channel #desire
*** P_T has left channel #desire
*** groovy has left channel #hamnet
*** Producer has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to irc theatre on
#desire, CURTAIN UP 3 pm EST
*** tsam is ~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (Yes, me .... :) )
*** on channels: #desire
*** on irc via server irc.biu.ac.il ([irc.biu.ac.il] Bar-Ilan University,
Israel)
<Producer> tsam irc-2.mit.edu
<Producer> tsam poe.acc.virginia.edu
-> *lyric* we thought of that
<tsam> this 1 does not work either :(
Type Nick Status Start time Sent Read Arguments
GET tsam Active 10:43:54 Feb 12 1995 0 46592
streetcr.wav
<Producer> Hmmmm, only 46K received so far
*Lyric* I have written a musical already
<tsam> i put my trust in biu ... :)
<tsam> it's a *huge* file
<Producer> tsam can you fill in as NetwhoreA please?
<tsam> ~350 kb
<tsam> yes -!
<tsam> i';ll just re-look at thescript
<Producer> OK here come the lines...
<tsam> wasn't it the logout + "" part
-> *tsam* Want a girlfriend, honey? [4]
-> *tsam* /SIGNOFF ...and that's line [8] and you can stick it up your ass,
sweetheart
<Producer> Yes you will signoff at line 8
<Producer> ...come back as mosquitos
<tsam> ok - i shall do it - but i am signing off right now - you'll lose
the file ... :)
<tsam> i am *not*
Type Nick Status Start time Sent Read Arguments
GET tsam Active 10:43:54 Feb 12 1995 0 79872
streetcr.wav
<Producer> 79K arrived
<tsam> won't you lose the file if i sign off right now ?
<Producer> Yes, so don't
*** You are now talking to channel #green_room
<tsam> ok - i'll stay :) i am printing out the lines ...
*** Producer has changed the topic on channel #green_room to irc theatre,
ACTORS ONLY PLEASE
*** You are now talking to channel #hamnet
[XDCC] XDCC Script 2.0b (c) XaBi'93 Loaded OK.
[XDCC] Type /XDCC HELP or /XDCC HELP [Command] for help.
<tsam> brb :)
*** Alias CUE1 added
<Producer> Honkytonk music file available: /MSG Producer XDCC send #1
*** jdejong (~jdejong@slip135-54.xs4all.nl) has joined channel #hamnet
*** jdejong has left channel #hamnet
<tsam> ok then ? :)
Type Nick Status Start time Sent Read Arguments
GET tsam Active 10:43:54 Feb 12 1995 0 128000
streetcr.wav
<Producer> 128K arrived
<tsam> 'nother 150 to go ... :)
*** Alias CUE9 added
<tsam> want a girfriend honey ? [4]
* tsam bUzZzzZzz desultorily... [81]
*** Alias CUE10 added
<Producer> streetcar sound effect available, /MSG Producer XDCC SEND #2
<tsam> are u testing it ?
*** Alias CUE15 added
<Producer> NO, just writing aliases
Type Nick Status Start time Sent Read Arguments
GET tsam Active 10:43:54 Feb 12 1995 0 165888
streetcr.wav
<tsam> ok :)
*** hamlet (AdamJ@ebony.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
*** Alias CUE22 added
<tsam> BTW what about the program ? didn't get it yet - thefinal one i
mean...
*** Alias CUE47 added
<Producer> coming up... just a cast list
*** Sent DCC SEND request to tsam
<tsam> thanx :)
*** Alias CUE82 added
* Producer says: anyone who wants Honky-tonk musiv type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #1
[XDCC] Files honkytk1.wav added to Pack #1
*Mitch* what format are the music files in?
-> *Mitch* .wav
-> *Mitch* confirm with tsam, she did 'em
Type Nick Status Start time Sent Read Arguments
GET tsam Active 10:43:54 Feb 12 1995 0 244224
streetcr.wav
SEND tsam Waiting 0 0
/usr5/sirrah/desire.cast2
<Producer> tsam you have to /dcc get the cast list
<Producer> welcome hamlet
<tsam> what's its name
<tsam> ?
<Producer> just do /dcc get el_ingles
<tsam> sorrry !!!!
<Producer> the play is on #desire
<tsam> just a min
*** DCC SEND connection to tsam[132.64.176.15,1109] established
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/desire.cast2 to tsam completed 0.5358 kb/sec
<tsam> sorry again -
<tsam> :)
<Producer> that was quick, anyway
<Producer> :)
Type Nick Status Start time Sent Read Arguments
GET tsam Active 10:43:54 Feb 12 1995 0 265216
streetcr.wav
<tsam> quick as molasses ;)
<Producer> 265K of the streetcar arr
*** irc.colorado.edu Sunday February 12 1995 -- 12: 05 -07:00
<tsam> ok ... :)
*** Signoff: hamlet (irc.uiuc.edu *.rutgers.edu)
* Producer says: anyone who wants Streetcar FX type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #2
[XDCC] Files streetcr.wav added to Pack #2
* Producer says: anyone who wants Picture of Blanche type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #3
[XDCC] Files blanche.gif added to Pack #3
* Producer says: anyone who wants Picture of Stella type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #4
[XDCC] Files stella.gif added to Pack #4
[XDCC] Error: stanley.gif: No such file or directory
[XDCC] Error: one or more of this files don't exist.
* Producer says: anyone who wants Picture of Stanley type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #5
[XDCC] Files stanley.jpg added to Pack #5
[XDCC] Sending #3 to Mitch.
<pjm> Be back in a sec
*** DCC SEND connection to Mitch[198.6.198.136,1110] established
[XDCC] Sending #4 to Mitch.
*** Signoff: pjm (Leaving)
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/blanche.gif to Mitch completed 0.7084 kb/sec
*** DCC SEND connection to Mitch[198.6.198.136,1111] established
[XDCC] Sending #5 to Mitch.
* Producer says: anyone who wants Brando pic (for comparison!) type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #6
[XDCC] Files brando.jpg added to Pack #6
* Producer says: anyone who wants Bathroom audio type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #7
[XDCC] Files gurgle.wav added to Pack #7
*** DCC SEND connection to Mitch[198.6.198.136,1112] established
* Producer says: anyone who wants Music FX type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #8
[XDCC] Files honkytk2.wav added to Pack #8
*** Bru (a12700@mindlink.net) has joined channel #hamnet
<Producer> welcome bru
*** Signoff: Bru (irc.colorado.edu *.washington.edu)
*Mitch* you on a slow link?
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/stanley.jpg to Mitch completed 0.4615 kb/sec
-> *Mitch* to .il, yes
-> *Mitch* to you, seems OK
Type Nick Status Start time Sent Read Arguments
GET tsam Active 10:43:54 Feb 12 1995 0 325120
streetcr.wav
SEND Mitch Active 11:08:04 Feb 12 1995 108544 0
/usr5/sirrah/stella.gif
<Producer> 325K arrived
<Producer> ....!
*Mitch* i'm only getting like .5 kb/s
*** From: jenny@kiwis.demon.co.uk (jenny jones)
*** Subject: Re: irc
*Mitch* i can put up a bot on a T1 to send the pictures out fast
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/stella.gif to Mitch completed 0.7242 kb/sec
*** Signon by valerie detected
<tsam> :)
-> *Mitch* OOhhhh that'd be nice. But our man Stimpy in London is really
supposed 2b doing this
*** Valerie is sarichte@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (sherri annette richter)
*** on irc via server irc.indiana.edu ([129.79.1.4] IU Campus-Wide Irc
Server)
*** Thule (rd@autotelia.Isv.Uit.No) has joined channel #desire
<tsam> i am reviewing my .ircrc file :)
*** Signoff by valerie detected
*Mitch* that might be slow for folks in the US
*Mitch* could send out of both places.
*** Sent DCC SEND request to mitch
*** Signon by valerie detected
<Producer> Picture of Stanley available, /MSG Producer XDCC SEND #5
*** DCC SEND connection to mitch[198.6.198.136,1114] established
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/desire.xdcc.cues to mitch completed 0.3405 kb/sec
*** TheRealPa (~rtrout@rtrout.earthlink.net) has joined channel #desire
*** Mode change "+o TheRealPa" on channel #desire by cs-pub.bu.edu
*** DCC GET:streetcr.wav from tsam completed 0.2065 kb/sec
<tsam> right :)
*** pt (pt@ulysses.iol.ie) has joined channel #desire
*** Alias CUE22 added
* tsam bUzZzzZzz desultorily... [81]
<Producer> Picture of Stanley available, /MSG Producer XDCC SEND #5
<Producer> And for comparison Brando, #6
*** Signoff: pt (Leaving)
<Thule> 3 pm est, is that 45 min from now?
<Mitch> yep
<Producer> welcome Larry
*** Thule is rd@autotelia.Isv.Uit.No (Roger Dahl)
*** on channels: #desire
*** on irc via server irc.uib.no ([irc.pvv.unit.no] ProgramVareVerkstedet -
Universi)
*** pjm (pjm@pjm.interlog.com) has joined channel #desire
<Thule> neat :) I''ll be here. It'll be fun...
<Producer> re pjm
<Producer> welcome thule
<Producer> Thule would you like a part in the play?
Type Nick Status Start time Sent Read Arguments
<Thule> no, but thanks though :)
*** Signoff: tsam (... "and that's line [8] and you can stick it up yr ass,
sweetart")
*Mitch* an irc channel named #desire, right?
-> *Mitch* yep
<Producer> Picture of Stanley available, /MSG Producer XDCC SEND #5
<Producer> And for comparison Brando, #6
*** Signoff: TheRealPa (Connection reset by peer)
[XDCC] Sending #5 to pjm.
[XDCC] Sending #5 to Thule.
[XDCC] Sending #6 to Thule.
[XDCC] Sending #6 to pjm.
#desire pjm H pjm@pjm.interlog.com (2 Peter-John Maxwell)
#desire Thule H rd@autotelia.Isv.Uit.No (7 Roger Dahl)
#desire Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
#desire Mitch H@ kevintx@ministry.paranoia.com (2 what does it mean?)
*** DesireBot (kevintx@spunky.paranoia.com) has joined channel #desire
*** Scene (cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #desire
<Scene> which server is best?
*** mosquitos (~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il) has joined channel #desire
*** Signoff by valerie detected
*Mitch* you should be able to dcc send those things to desirebot and i'll
put them where people can automatically get htem
<mosquitos> hi agaun
<Scene> Stu, should I join colorado?
*** lsb (nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #desire
<mosquitos> agaun -
*** Signoff: lsb (Killed (irc.uiuc.edu (eff.org <-
*.bu.edu[cs-pub.bu.edu](Llance))))
<Producer> tsam your signoff was fine
<Scene> okay, don't answer me, I know you are only 11 seconds away
<Producer> scene:no
* Scene stomps off in a huff
<mosquitos> good ! :)
*** Scene has left channel #desire
<mosquitos> thanks :)
-> *scene* I was haveing a pee
* mosquitos bUzZzzZzz desultorily... [81]
*Scene* likely story
<Producer> very good
*** Scene is cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Humpty Dumpty.......was pushed)
*** on irc via server irc.escape.com ([198.6.71.13] Escape - New York City)
*Scene* this is damn slow without a toolbox, so tell me which server to
join
*Scene* please
<mosquitos> it takes a long to re-connect -
-> *scene* OK, colorado or mit
<mosquitos> transfer to the biu server .... :(
*Scene* I have a login on this server (escape) and one on colorado
<mosquitos> but it's ok >...
<Producer> tsam you have plenty of time
*Scene* which should be Scene?
<Producer> AN IRC CHANNEL NAMED #DESIRE
<Producer> irc-play by Stuart "El_Ingles" Harris
<Producer>
======================================================================
<Producer> CAST for 12th Feb 1995
<Producer> Blanche.......(27) Antoinette Lefarge.....forger@panix.com
<Producer> Stella........(13) Gayle "minou" Kidder...reddik@thegroup.net
<Producer> Stanley.......(15) Gary "Gazza" Hunt......g.hunt@bath.ac.uk
<Producer> --------------
<Producer> Mitch.........(6) ........................kevintx@paranoia.com
<Producer> Steve.........(2) ........................cnat2@mercury.mcs.com
<Producer> Eunice........(2) "fingers"...............fingers@iol.ie
<Producer> Pablo.........(1) Larry Deckel............rtrout@earthlink.net
<Producer> The kid.......(3) Clive Hills.............chills@demon.co.uk
<Producer> The Mexican...(2) Liz
Lucas...............elucas@merle.acns.nwu.edu
<Producer> JazzLover.....(2) Derek O'Neill...........don@iol.ie
<mosquitos> i know 8 ---- > 81 :)
<Producer> NetwhoreA.....(2) Karen Heyman............kay@ix.netcom.com
<Producer> NetwhoreB.....(2) Chris "Chrizzo"
<Producer> Oster...chrizzo@psycfrnd.interaccess.com
<Producer> Doctor........(1) Andy "Stimpy"
Costain...andy@costain.demon.co.uk
<Producer> --------------
<Producer> SCENE.........(7) Cheryl
Summers..........cls9b@poe.acc.virginia.edu
<Producer> _The..........(5) Thomas Bridge...........thomas@maths.tcd.ie
<Producer> _Enter........(4) Laurel Gilbert..........lgilber@bgnet.bgsu.edu
<Producer> _Exit.........(4) Chris Fonnesbeck........fbeck@helix.net
<Producer> Sweat.........(1) Jenny Jones.............jenny@kiwis.demon.co.uk
<Producer> Mosquitos.....(1) Tsam
Wachenhau..........mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
<Producer> Honky.........(1) Pamela Grossman.........pjg3560@is.nyu.edu
<Producer> Other.........(1) Dave Roberts............daver@interactive.net
<Producer> Something.....(1) Victoria................vkras@aol.com
<Producer> (SPARE: Jeffrey Calvert.........jcalv56488@aol.com)
#desire mosquitos H ~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (6 Yes, me .... :) )
#desire DesireBot H kevintx@spunky.paranoia.com (2 get your #desire
stuff here)
#desire pjm H pjm@pjm.interlog.com (2 Peter-John Maxwell)
#desire Thule H rd@autotelia.Isv.Uit.No (7 Roger Dahl)
#desire Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
#desire Mitch H@ kevintx@ministry.paranoia.com (2 what does it mean?)
<Producer> Anybody want a cast list?
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<Producer> ey Llance
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*Scene* I am leaving Scene on irc.escape.com (I will be lagged to
colorado, most likely)
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<^_^> hi :)
<mosquitos> i just ruined your neat lines bkz I have such a looong name :)
<Llance> hi!
[XDCC] Sending #1 to Mitch.
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[XDCC] Sending #2 to Mitch.
<Producer> llance can you take the role of _Exit pleeeese
<Llance> lo Bo :)
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<mosquitos> haya is here:)
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<Llance> um, sure, what do i have to do? (Warning, i may be split
occasionally)
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<rtrout> Producer... hello, IÕm supposed to be playing Pablo
<Producer> Hi Haya
<mosquitos> hi ^_^ :)
<rtrout> But someone has taken that nickname
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<^_^> hi :)
<Producer> welcome rtrout
<rtrout> at least, had a little while ago
*** ^_^ is now known as S^_^M
<rtrout> What is the command for me to try to reclaim it
<mosquitos> ^_^ that's GOOD :)
<Mitch> someone will have to smash him off
<rtrout> Thanks Producer
<Producer> rtrout use _Pablo
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*** From: socrerx@gsusgi2.gsu.edu (Ron Ritzman)
*** Subject: The spoofing of /help bots
<Producer> llance here come your lines as Exit
<rtrout> IÕm new to IRC, what is the command to change nicks
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<Llance> shoot
* Scene goes away for a bit
-> *llance* /ME Jazzlover, chuckling to himself [9]
-> *llance* /ME kid, retching [56]
-> *llance* /ME Stella [77]
-> *llance* /ME Blanche in a strait jacket [100]
* BoPeep goes with scene
<S^_^M> lo clive good evning :)
<Clive> Hi
<Clive> BRB
<Producer> llance that's it, those 4
<Clive> part *
<Llance> ok, brb
<Producer> ey Clive
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<Producer> Haya update chn topix
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*** Stimpy is now known as _Pablo
<pilate> hello
<Producer> welcome pilate
<S^_^M> ok :)
<S^_^M> hmmmmmm op me op me op me
<S^_^M> op op op op op :)
<_Pablo> ahha, IÕve managed to find an acceptable Pablo nick
<mosquitos> hop hop hoppa ...
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<pilate> so whats hapenning on desire?
<_Pablo> IÕm ready for my close-up now Mr. DeMille
*** Mode change "+o _Pablo" on channel #desire by Producer
<S^_^M> ta :)
[XDCC] Sending #6 to Mitch.
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#desire pt H pt@ulysses.iol.ie (6 Paul Timon)
#desire pilate H pilate@freeside.fc.net (2 Parks Ballenger)
#desire S^_^M H@ ~mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (6 sm in the irc-play
:) knowing as ^_^ ))
#desire _Pablo H@ ~rtrout@rtrout.earthlink.net (3
rtrout@earthlink.net)
#desire BoPeep G ~cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#desire Scene G cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (3 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#desire mosquitos H ~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (6 Yes, me .... :) )
#desire DesireBot H kevintx@spunky.paranoia.com (2 get your #desire
stuff here)
#desire pjm H pjm@pjm.interlog.com (2 Peter-John Maxwell)
#desire Thule H rd@autotelia.Isv.Uit.No (7 Roger Dahl)
#desire Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
#desire Mitch H@ kevintx@ministry.paranoia.com (2 what does it mean?)
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<pilate> cool...I'll wait
<Producer> welcome the kid
<The_Kid> Hi Prod
<_Pablo> anything I need to know? IÕm new here
<S^_^M> ok tsam :)
<mosquitos> ok ^_^ ?
<mosquitos> fine .... :)
* The_Kid nods to S^_^M
<Producer> Pablo:got your line OK
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-> *enter* welcome
*** S^_^M has changed the topic on channel #desire to IRC theather, live
performance :curtain up in 25 min... :)
<_Pablo> Yup..
<S^_^M> hi the_kid :)
*ENTER* hiya. I'm attempting to set up a log to save stuff in irc for
future research reference...
<Producer> Haya Enter has arr in #green_room
* _Pablo Pablo rehearses his line quietly
*** Signoff: pt (Leaving)
<mosquitos> brb in 5-10 mins .....
<S^_^M> what ? as arr ?
<S^_^M> has arr ?
<_Pablo> theather?
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*** Signoff: S^_^M (Error 0)
<pilate> someone comming gotta go
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*** Producer has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to irc theatre on
#desire CURTAIN UP in 30 min
* Scene goes off to practice her lines
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*ENTER* Anyone else here, or ought I go to #deisre?
*** mosquitos is now known as NetwhoreA
*** You are now talking to channel #green_room
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#green_roo _Pablo H ~rtrout@rtrout.earthlink.net (3
rtrout@earthlink.net)
#green_roo ENTER H lgilber@129.1.17.10 (2 poe.acc.virginia.edu)
#green_roo Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
<_Pablo> ahha... the green room
*** NetwhoreA is now known as tsam
<ENTER> Hey, Pablo.
* _Pablo pablo begins to warm up
<Producer> Hi Blanche
<Producer> welcome
<tsam> brb ...
*** Signoff: tsam (Leaving)
[XDCC] Sending #7 to Mitch.
<ENTER> how do you change a nickname
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<forger> Hi Producer & all & sundry
<Producer> forger: S^_^M is our kinky stage mgr
*** ENTER is now known as novice
<novice> Okay. Wrong thing.
* forger grins
<novice> I'm usually novice. Playing "ENTER."
<novice> Hm.
<Producer> It's EZ
<Producer> Anto:got some aliases loaded? Or will u b doing it on the fly?
<forger> No, on the fly because it seemed too dull the other way... I'm a
speedy typist
<novice> what is?
<Producer> changing nick
<novice> Yeah, got it.
<Producer> you just did it
*** From: Bruce M Merrill <brucem@SELWAY.UMT.EDU>
*** Subject: Re: To Steve
* forger flexes its 20 flying fickle fingers of fate
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<novice> Yup. :-)
<Producer> hehehe OK by me
<Producer> welcome fallon
<BoPeep> forger, I just brought my rental fingers along (and some aliases)
<forger> Any last minute instructions for poor blanche?
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<novice> Okay. 'Nother question. if I am doing a log of a session, what
happens to the log? I mean, where do I find it later?
<BoPeep> break a leg, blanche
<Producer> forger:Nope... remem, at curtain up ur in the channel #green_room
which is set up now
<forger> Well, BoPeep, I got my extras in a box of crackerjacks
[XDCC] Sending #5 to pjm.
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<Producer> Haya will CUE yr entrance won't you ^_^
<BoPeep> forger, mine came off a scratch/dent table out on the street in
front of the going out of business rental store
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* forger will go to greenroom soonish
<Producer> no prob. Oh, forger, I recommend the command /SET NOVICE OFF
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[XDCC] Sending #5 to pjm.
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<forger> me thinks SOMEONE better cue my entrance or I will languish
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<S^_^M> sorry i had problem with the electricity
<S^_^M> producer op me plz
-> *s^_^m* I'm going to make chan mode +K STRANGERS
<forger> Producer, what does that command do? Is it like losing yr
virginity?
[XDCC] Sending #5 to pjm.
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<Producer> anto:very much so, yes
<Producer> it also allows toy to be in 2 chans at once
*S^_^M* why ? many problemds ?
* Producer remembers the virginity thing nostalgicallyu
-> *S^_^M* just an experiemnt
* forger examines itself in its newly non-novitiate...
<Producer> what client ru on?
<BoPeep> prepares to switch scene to this server
*** Mode change "+oo The_Kid BoPeep" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<novice> wsirc....the free one.
<BoPeep> escape.com is lagged
*S^_^M* :)
<_Pablo> novice hello from one novice to another
[XDCC] Sending #8 to Mitch.
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<_Pablo> IÕm on Homer
<Producer> novice:log file will be in wsirc's direc
*** Mode change "+vv The_Kid forger" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<novice> Hey pablo.
<novice> cool....I think i'm actually getting this..
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*** Mode change "+vv S^_^M BoPeep" on channel #desire by S^_^M
-> *Mitch* some of these should b +v not +o
<_Pablo> Hi novice... just learning the ropes myself
-> *s^_^m* some should b +v not +o
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*Mitch* up to you who is what..
*** Mode change "-v BoPeep" on channel #desire by BoPeep
* forger decides to head for the greenroom & a cuppa joe...
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-> *mitch* soory, misdirected msg
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<Producer> welcome chrizzo
<chrizzo> hiya
*jazzeunic* jazzloever and eunice are here :0
<jazzeunic> evening all
<chrizzo> just checking in
*** Mode change "+n" on channel #desire by BoPeep
<S^_^M> bopeep why u did -v ??? please give yourself the +v back.... ull
need it later
<_Pablo> evening jazzie
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<BoPeep> no, I can't have it because the toolbox will mass deop protect
* jazzeunic smiles
<BoPeep> I shall make scene have it
<The_Kid> Heh
<chrizzo> hello lil face K:-)
*** Mode change "+v Scene" on channel #desire by BoPeep
<BoPeep> okay?
* jazzeunic explains that we are really two charcacyers :0
<BoPeep> BoPeep will lose ops, too
<_Pablo> can someone explain these mode changes to me... At least the
oneÕs that are taking place
<Mitch> if you aren't opped, you can't mass deop
<Producer> Chrizzo you going to double up parts then?
<Producer> mitch is right of course
* ` peeps behind the curtain at the bigname actors and actresses... shivers
*** Mode change "+vv chrizzo Mitch" on channel #desire by S^_^M
*** Mode change "+v The_Kid" on channel #desire by The_Kid
<jazzeunic> is the green room open :) I need a drink
<BoPeep> I am opped, Mitch and I didn't want to have to remove ops and +v
later
-> *s^_^m* ` is stella
<chrizzo> i will also be on #30plus if you need me just beep. I play
"NetWhore B" and also "_The"
<BoPeep> hey, worry about scene and leave BoPeep alone
<Producer> jazzeunic Yes
* ` decides to assume character
*** ` is now known as Stella
<jazzeunic> bopeep. mitch stu. stage director etc. etc good evening
<chrizzo> lilface. what does +v do out of curiosity?
<Producer> welcome to the Irish wits
<BoPeep> chrizzo, when the channel becomes moderated, only people with +v
will be able to speak
*** lilface: No such nick/channel
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<Stella> Well hi y'all. Welcome to N'Orleans.
*** Mode change "+vv Producer tsam" on channel #desire by S^_^M
* jazzeunic grins I got the message about my TYPING Stu.. L* :(:(:(
<chrizzo> Producer: is that right? 2 small yet tasty parts? K;-)
*** Mode change "+v Scene" on channel #desire by BoPeep
<jazzeunic> hi Stella :)
<chrizzo> thanks Peep. that makes so much sense
<Producer> chrizzo Yes, thankyou
<tsam> to be +v'ed in such good company ... :)
<_Pablo> BoPeep, do I need to be able to speak? I have a line!
<BoPeep> chrizzo, it will keep people not performing from blabbling
* forger twiddles its thumbs
<novice> five minutes afore 3. should we go over to #desire, or is my
clock wrong..
<_Pablo> am I speaking? Does anyone hear me?
<Scene> I hear you, pablo
<chrizzo> Good. sounds like this has been well planned out. I am so pleased
to be a part of all this
*** Mode change "+oo Stella jazzeunic" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<BoPeep> I hear Pablo, too
<The_Kid> Me too
*** forger is now known as Blanche
<jazzeunic> Stu Sir !!! we will be changing nicks as the performance
proceeds the windows client is acting up and we cannot open to irc windows
simultaneously :(
<tsam> hi higgins :)
<_Pablo> thank goodness, I was feeling so alone
*** Mode change "+vv Stella jazzeunic" on channel #desire by S^_^M
* Blanche admires her stellar self in a mirror
<jazzeunic> eer 2 irc channels that was
<tsam> higgens ...
<S^_^M> hi higgens :)
<jazzeunic> hi pable
*S^_^M* do we have enaf actors ?
<Producer> jazzeunic:I'm sympathetic we had orrible probs here today
<Stella> Who drank all the whiskey? [38]
* novice eats peanut butter sandwitches quietly in a corner.
*** jazzeunic is now known as jJazzlove
* Blanche needs a man, any man, but lkes 'em big and stupid...
<Stella> Whew. Think I finally got my lines loaded.
*** jJazzlove is now known as jazzlover
*** Signoff: tsam ("...and that's line [8] and you can stick it up yr )
#desire chrizzo H+ ~chrizzo@psycfrnd.interaccess.com (4 Space Queen,
Gypsy Queen)
#desire Scene H+ ~cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#desire jazzlover H@ fingers@ulysses.iol.ie (6 Anne O'Neill)
#desire Stella H@ ~reddik@reddik.thegroup.net (3 reddik)
#desire The_Kid H@ ch@chills.demon.co.uk (1 Cos cheap is how I Feel)
#desire S^_^M H@ ~mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (6 Haya Bechar)
#desire Blanche H+ ~forger@panix.com (3 Antoinette LaFarge)
#desire _Pablo H@ ~rtrout@rtrout.earthlink.net (3
rtrout@earthlink.net)
#desire BoPeep H@ ~cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#desire pjm H pjm@pjm.interlog.com (2 Peter-John Maxwell)
#desire Thule H rd@autotelia.Isv.Uit.No (7 Roger Dahl)
#desire Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
#desire Mitch H@ kevintx@ministry.paranoia.com (2 what does it mean?)
<_Pablo> pable?
<jazzlover> Stella how do you ooad lines??
* novice sniffs. Eats more pb.
*** Mode change "+vv _Pablo Mitch" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<Stella> Thanks for ops. Am I +v now too?
<Producer> Waiting for Stanley
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<jazzlover> superb typist here Pablo.. I type phonetically :)
* Exit enters
* chrizzo laffs. I actually have the first real libe
*** Mode change "+v Stella" on channel #desire by S^_^M
* Scene kisses Exit
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* chrizzo hopes she does well
<Producer> no osnogging between scene and exit
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<Exit> hmm.. sounds kinky
<Stella> jazz: had them in an alias file, but couldn't find them to load
*** novice is now known as enter
<BoPeep> Producer, try and stop them
<Producer> heh
*** Mode change "+vv enter Producer" on channel #desire by S^_^M
* Exit furtively gropes Scene
*** Mode change "-o BoPeep" on channel #desire by BoPeep
*** enter is now known as Enter
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<Scene> hmm. so I get +v but not +o?
* chrizzo laffs at their antics.., what *HAMS*
<Enter> what's the difference?
<Mitch> [-Producer-] #8 Music FX
<Exit> leqave my hams out of this.
* Blanche twiddles her bowtie
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<Enter> ouch.
<tsam> thanks ^_^ :)
<BoPeep> chrizzo, it's just noives
#desire tsam H+ ~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (6 Yes, me .... :) )
#desire Enter H+ lgilber@129.1.17.10 (2 poe.acc.virginia.edu)
#desire Exit H nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk (1 avalon.demon.co.uk)
#desire chrizzo H+ ~chrizzo@psycfrnd.interaccess.com (4 Space Queen,
Gypsy Queen)
#desire Scene H+ ~cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#desire jazzlover H@ fingers@ulysses.iol.ie (6 Anne O'Neill)
#desire Stella H@ ~reddik@reddik.thegroup.net (3 reddik)
#desire The_Kid H@ ch@chills.demon.co.uk (1 Cos cheap is how I Feel)
#desire S^_^M H@ ~mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (6 Haya Bechar)
#desire Blanche H+ ~forger@panix.com (3 Antoinette LaFarge)
#desire _Pablo H@ ~rtrout@rtrout.earthlink.net (3
rtrout@earthlink.net)
#desire BoPeep H ~cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#desire pjm H pjm@pjm.interlog.com (2 Peter-John Maxwell)
#desire Thule H rd@autotelia.Isv.Uit.No (7 Roger Dahl)
#desire Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
#desire Mitch H@ kevintx@ministry.paranoia.com (2 what does it mean?)
*Gazza* evnin
<chrizzo> hee hee
<_Pablo> anyone want to offer a short lesson on significance of +v, +o
etc.
* Exit prays dismal behaves.
*** Signon by gazza detected
-> *Gazza* ello
<BoPeep> where is Neilm when you want to abuse him?
<chrizzo> there is /help and check the modes part
* Blanche forgot how to pray long ago
<Stella> Stanley, darling.
<Producer> Here comes Stanley
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<Gazza:#hamnet> Where IS everyone?
<tsam> ok ^_^ :)
* Exit stage left
* Enter wonders if the show's been put off 25 minutes or if time has
stopped...
<BoPeep> brb
*** BoPeep has left channel #desire
-> *gazza* show's on #desire
* _Pablo also wonders if he missed 10 minute call
* Exit in an orderly manner
<Gazza:#hamnet> Ahhh
-> *gazza* #green_room's open
*** Gazza has left channel #hamnet
*tsam* was my 2nd logoffing ok ???
*** Gazza (absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk) has joined channel #desire
*Mitch* still need a NetWhoreA?
<Gazza> evnin all
<tsam> hi gazza :)
*** Mode change "+v Gazza" on channel #desire by S^_^M
-> *Mitch* didn't get the whole text
* Blanche sings "Feelings" off key
* Exit closed, please try later.
*** Gazza (absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk) has joined channel #green_room
<jazzlover> Gazza Good evening from Ireland
*** Mode change "+o Gazza" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<Gazza> hello dahlings
-> *Mitch* Sorry, misdirected message
-> *tsam* didn't get the whole text
*Mitch* i have a NetWhoreA if you need one
<S^_^M> gazza darling :))
* Blanche winks at you
* Enter everyone screaming
*tsam* - only part of the text showed ???
* Exit everyone dead
<_Pablo> budda gudda budda gudda budda gudda budda gudda
-> *mitch* Ah... tsam's doing it but we need a "sweat"
<jazzlover> sm... STOP GUSHINg over Gazza :)
*Mitch* nevermind :)
<Enter> me jazz is in ireland??
*** Mode change "+v Exit" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<Enter> gotta talk to you later, jazz
<jazzlover> Jazzlover and Eunice are both in Ireland
<_Pablo> Hi gazza
<Enter> gotta talk to both of you later, then.
<Producer> gazza change nick pls
* Blanche thinks (It's moo I'm tellin' ya)
<Producer> MOO
<Enter> send me email address?
* Exit kisses S^_^M's hand
<Enter> hi gazza
<jazzlover> ok Enter at the after show party
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<Producer> anto did u get my message about WebChat?
<Thule>
* _Pablo offers Blanche a tissue
* jazzlover orders his drink NOW !
<S^_^M> oh exit :)) i love your kisses :)
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<Producer> welcome ttaylot
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<Exit> oo-err
<Producer> welcome Brenda
* Blanche thanks Pablo in a ladylike whisper
* Tennessee williams rolls in his grave
<Producer> hahaha
<jazzlover> enter fingers"iol.ie or don"iol.ie
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<tsam> hello :)
* Exit has a magic hat
*** Bru (a12700@mindlink.net) has joined channel #hamnet
<ttaylor> hello all
<Producer> welcome stimpers
*** Gazza is now known as Stanley
*** BoPeep (~cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #desire
<Blanche> Producer Yes, I did
*** Signoff by gazza detected
*** S^_^M has changed the topic on channel #desire to irc teather , live
performance :curtain up in 6 min....
#hamnet Bru H a12700@mindlink.net (5 Bruce Hamilton)
#hamnet do-re-MI H ~msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (6 brenda danet)
#hamnet Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
<Stanley> Better?
*** do-re-MI has left channel #hamnet
*BoPeep* heh, you liked my tennessee williams?
*** do-re-MI (~msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il) has joined channel #desire
<chrizzo> About how long will our performance go?
*Mitch* valkyri will be sweat
<S^_^M> hi brenda :)
<Stimpy> 'lo ppl
<tsam> hello brenda :)
<S^_^M> stimpy :)
-> *do-re-mi* show is on #desire
<Stanley> six inutes?
<Stella> Stanley, darling, you might put on your shirt for the show.
<jazzlover> sm recheck the spellng on Theatre :)
<Stanley> bugger
* Exit is not alowed
*** Bru is a12700@mindlink.net (Bruce Hamilton)
*** on channels: #hamnet
*** on irc via server elk.nstn.ca ([thalassa.cc.mcgill.ca] McGill University,
Computi)
*** Mode change "+o Stimpy" on channel #desire by S^_^M
*** Bru has left channel #hamnet
*Stimpy* having probs getting stimpserv on-line .. looks like
wonderland.org is down :(
<do-re-MI> hi <S^_^M> takes time to type your nick...
* Blanche eyes Stanley's bare chest longingly
<_Pablo> evening
<Enter> i kinda ike teather...
<S^_^M> chrizzo :)
*** Producer has changed the topic on channel #desire to irc theatre: CURTAIN
UP IN FIVE MINUTES
-> *s^_^m* who's missing???
<Enter> leavin' here ....
*** Enter has left channel #green_room
* jazzlover laughs
*** groovy (stephen@groovy.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #desire
<ttaylor> producer, did you get my email regarding logging today and
playing on our radio show?
*** Amarok (Yves@pc0429.lacitec.on.ca) has joined channel #desire
*** SteveJ (ircorp@access1.digex.net) has joined channel #desire
<Producer> ttaylor Yes
* jazzlover has pre show nerves WHERE IS THE GIN!!!!
* Blanche adjusts her slip and the padding in her bra
* Enter eats more pb&j in the corner
*** Signoff: Exit (pukes in a corner. )
<ttaylor> would it be okay?
<Producer> ttaylor after the show I'll msg you my phone#
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*** Mode change "+o Stimpee" on channel #desire by Stimpy
<Producer> ttaylor sure, those sillt Homer voices, Yes
* Blanche slips her gin out of her garter and passes it to jazzlover
<Scene> uh, oh, Dismayl just knocked Exit off
* _Pablo paces and continues to rehearse his one line
*** pt (pt@ulysses.iol.ie) has joined channel #desire
<Producer> ttaylor make an announcement to all please
*** Stimpee is now known as StimpServ
<Stella> I'm on a new server and in my real net guise for once
<Scene> DEMON SUX
<chrizzo> how long will this take?
*** ttaylor is ttaylor@world.std.com (tina l taylor)
*** on channels: #desire
*** on irc via server world.std.com (The World @ Software Tool & Die)
* _Pablo looks over shoulder at potential pickets over his playing a Hispanic
Role
<The_Kid> Hmmm scene?
<jazzlover> evening Paul welcome to LIVE internet theatre :)
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<Producer> chrizzo about 45 min
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
*** exit (nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #desire
<ttaylor> producer, great!
<exit> bugger
* exit thinks "bugger"
<Stanley> Oh yeah? When??? [37]
-> *s^_^m* who's missing please
*** exit is now known as Exit
*S^_^M* do we have steve ???? cnat@mercury
* Thule takes his seat
*** Mode change "+v Exit" on channel #desire by S^_^M
* Blanche humms
<jazzlover> no gifs or jpegs are available by dcc to me :(
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<Exit> merci
*** Signoff: tsam ("brb")
*** chrizzo is now known as _The
*** Bru (a12700@mindlink.net) has joined channel #hamnet
*** SteveJ has left channel #desire
* _The is ready and waiting
<Producer> re Bru
* Blanche is ready
* Enter brushes pb&j off her hands and takes her place.
<jazzlover> The is very important in our lives
<Exit> help! i need my lines again :(
*** Signoff: DesireBot (EOF From client)
-> *s^_^m* who is missing PLEASE ?
* jazzlover warbles thru the scales in preparation
* _The greets an hugz Bru
* Stella remembers her wedding to Stanley... gets weepy
* _The smiles
* Blanche loves definite articles...
<Stanley> Sweet, huh??? Hope she unnerstands the Napoleonic code we got in
dis here chan [24]
<Stanley> Right that works.
<Scene> poor Exit
*** groover (axw@much.cs.nott.ac.uk) has joined channel #desire
-> *exit* /ME Jazzlover, chuckling to himself [9]
-> *exit* /ME kid, retching [56]
-> *exit* /ME Stella [77]
-> *exit* /ME Blanche in a strait jacket [100]
* jazzlover grins.. and offers a hankie
*Exit* lines please, i got kicked off irc :(
* _The will be right back tow seconds
*** groover has left channel #desire
*** Bru has left channel #hamnet
*** Bru (a12700@mindlink.net) has joined channel #hamnet
*** Exit has left channel #desire
<Stella> Why thank you jazz. I have always depended on the kindness of
strangers.
*S^_^M* the mexican steve netwhorea sweat honky other something
* Blanche peeks through the curtain
<_Pablo> budda gudda budda guddda budda gudda budda gudda
<Stella> Jazzlover has come to the right town.
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-> *exit* TSAM IS DOIN GNETWHOREA
* _The is ready
*** BoPeep has left channel #desire
* jazzlover bows deeply and his wofe thumps him and says never mind that
southern hussy!!!!
<jazzlover> eer wife
-> *exit* Sorry, misdirected message
-> *s^_^m* TSAM IS DOIN GNETWHOREA
*** Bru has left channel #hamnet
*** Stimpy is now known as Doctor_
<jazzlover> aka Eunice
* Stanley is NOT ready, repeat NOT ready
* jazzlover grins
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*** tsam (~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il) has joined channel #desire
<tsam> hi again :)
* Blanche whistles
*** Value of HOLD_MODE set to ON
*** Lastlog:
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
<ttaylor> producer, great!
<exit> bugger
* exit thinks "bugger"
-> *s^_^m* who's missing please
*S^_^M* do we have steve ???? cnat@mercury
* Thule takes his seat
<jazzlover> no gifs or jpegs are available by dcc to me :(
<Exit> merci
*** From: Brian Bowman <edwardal@DIRECTNET.COM>
*** Subject: Re: aol ain't so bad
* _The is ready and waiting
<Producer> re Bru
* Enter brushes pb&j off her hands and takes her place.
<jazzlover> The is very important in our lives
<Exit> help! i need my lines again :(
-> *s^_^m* who is missing PLEASE ?
* jazzlover warbles thru the scales in preparation
* _The greets an hugz Bru
* Stella remembers her wedding to Stanley... gets weepy
* _The smiles
<Scene> poor Exit
-> *exit* /ME Jazzlover, chuckling to himself [9]
-> *exit* /ME kid, retching [56]
-> *exit* /ME Stella [77]
-> *exit* /ME Blanche in a strait jacket [100]
* jazzlover grins.. and offers a hankie
*Exit* lines please, i got kicked off irc :(
* _The will be right back tow seconds
<Stella> Why thank you jazz. I have always depended on the kindness of
strangers.
*S^_^M* the mexican steve netwhorea sweat honky other something
<_Pablo> budda gudda budda guddda budda gudda budda gudda
<Stella> Jazzlover has come to the right town.
-> *exit* TSAM IS DOIN GNETWHOREA
* _The is ready
* jazzlover bows deeply and his wofe thumps him and says never mind that
southern hussy!!!!
<jazzlover> eer wife
-> *exit* Sorry, misdirected message
-> *s^_^m* TSAM IS DOIN GNETWHOREA
<jazzlover> aka Eunice
* jazzlover grins
<tsam> hi again :)
*** End of Lastlog
*** Value of HOLD_MODE set to OFF
* _The wonders if someone is running a log?
<Scene> BoPeep runs a log
*** Mode change "+v tsam" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<tsam> Do-re-Mi did u ask for a prog ?
<Scene> after it starts
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
* _The will not have a log if she pays attentiona nd is on cue
<do-re-MI> no, I didn't; plz send
<tsam> ok :)
*** Value of HOLD_MODE set to ON
* Enter is trying to run a log, but doesn't have much faith it'll work.
<jazzlover> please send the stuff to us as well :)
<BoPeep> I want a program
*** Value of HOLD_MODE set to OFF
* Stella sits in the corner quietly drinking.
*** S^_^M (~mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il) has joined channel #hamnet
<Producer> hehe
*** Exit (nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #desire
* BoPeep has a log from the last performance
<Enter> I want the gifs and stuff.
* Blanche examines her stockings for runs
*** irc.colorado.edu Sunday February 12 1995 -- 13: 04 -07:00
*** Mode change "+o Blanche" on channel #desire by Doctor_
* Exit sighs
<Enter> but we know that.
*** Blanche is ~forger@panix.com (Antoinette LaFarge)
*** on channels: #green_room @#desire
*** on irc via server irc.eskimo.com ([204.122.16.31] Eskimo North -- Seattle
WA, USA)
* jazzlover takes Stella bottle away afterall it's less than 5 mins to
curtain
*** S^_^M (~mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il) has joined channel #green_room
<groovy> can't recieve dcc on my client, are jpg/wav availble on ww, ftp,
?
*** Mode change "+o tsam" on channel #desire by Doctor_
-> *blanche* time 4u to /LEAVE #desire
<StimpServ> Hmmm, nothing like lag is there :(
<_Pablo> how long are holding curtain?
<Stella> Hey! I do my best work high.
* _Pablo shyly gives Blanche an opening night card
-> *s^_^m* I'M WILLING TO START IN 5 MINS
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* Exit sacrifices a chicken
* Blanche blushes and thanx Pablo
<Producer> re bru
<Producer> Haya: OK????
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<Scene> please send a program to BoPeep
<Amarok> His wofe?????????
<Enter> humph.
* Blanche takes another quick nip of gin
<Stanley> excuse this a moen...
<Stanley> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
*S^_^M* we are missing many actors :( did u get my list ?
* jazzlover gives roses out left right and centre and a bouquet to EUNICE
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLL
<tsam> good :)
<Stanley> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLL
<Enter> woof. his woof, i thought he said.
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
*** Bru (a12700@mindlink.net) has joined channel #desire
*** Sent DCC SEND request to bopeep
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Amarok> woof??????
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Enter> woof.
-> *s^_^m* yes
<jazzlover> Amarok I am in deep enough trouble with my WIFE already thanks
<Stanley> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Stanley> Looks OK
*** DCC SEND connection to bopeep[128.143.83.132,2241] established
<jazzlover> Enter PLEAE
-> *s^_^m* I'll have to fill like last time :(
<jazzlover> please!!!!!!!
<Enter> wife then. :-)
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/desire.cast2 to bopeep completed 0.09455 kb/sec
* Scene thanks the Producer
<jazzlover> thanks you :)
<Producer> CURTAIN UP IN FIVE MINUTES EVERYONE!!!
*tsam* should i change to usher ?
<Amarok> woof! woof!
*** Amarok has left channel #desire
<tsam> bopeep i'll dens you 1
*S^_^M* whois doing steve ?
<Stella> All this connubial bliss is getting a little sticky around here.
<Stanley> ACTION farts [26]
*** Bru has left channel #desire
* jazzlover thwaps Amarok
<tsam> i'll send you 1 :)
* Enter woof is watching me...
<Scene> tsam, Bo got one already
<Producer> CURTAIN UP IN 5
<ttaylor> i'm having some server problems. can someone recommend one i can
transfer to?
<Stanley> ACTION farts [26]
*** Bru (a12700@mindlink.net) has joined channel #hamnet
* Blanche thinks (At last)
<Stanley> Right. Y'all better behave yourself aroun' here. I heared some
stuff about you from acquain'ces who read alt.irc [28]
* _The is ready
<S^_^M> blanche should not have +o!!!! doctor!
<Stanley> So tell me again, how did Blanche lose ops on #BelleReve? [32]
<S^_^M> blanche should not have +o!!!! doctor!
<S^_^M> blanche should not have +o!!!! doctor!
* jazzlover is going off Enter
<Stanley> Oh yeah? When??? [37]
<Enter> irc.eskimo.com?
<S^_^M> blanche should not have +o!!!! doctor!
<S^_^M> blanche should not have +o!!!! doctor!
<Stanley> Holy shit!!! A mass de-op!!!! Come back here RIGHT NOW or the
whole chan will be de-opped...
*** Mode change "-o Blanche" on channel #desire by Doctor_
<_Pablo> I want a program also
* Enter is ready, too. just say the word
* Scene can't help but wonder if that is a bot in Stanley's pocket
<ttaylor> thanks enter, will try.,..
*** Bru has left channel #hamnet
<S^_^M> ok producer
*** Mode change "+o S^_^M" on channel #desire by Producer
<Stanley> ACTION shuts the FUCK up [46]
* _The would love a proogram AND a log of the show after it is done...
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* _Pablo wipes sweat from brow
* Teodor is just waiting for this to start
<tsam> ok scene - :)
* Exit pukes in a corner, again.
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<S^_^M> thanx doctor!!!
<tsam> 2 are usu. better than 1 :)
*** Bru (a12700@mindlink.net) has joined channel #desire
*** Sent DCC SEND request to _the
*Mitch* send a program..
<jazzlover> l/me is glad his lines are OVER by line 5 while people still have
patience
<S^_^M> andy :))) its ok :)
<jazzlover> brb
* Blanche scratches her ass, delicately
*** DCC SEND connection to _the[198.80.0.26,3414] established
*** Blanche is ~forger@panix.com (Antoinette LaFarge)
*** on channels: #green_room +#desire
*** on irc via server irc.eskimo.com ([204.122.16.31] Eskimo North -- Seattle
WA, USA)
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/desire.cast2 to _the completed 1.607 kb/sec
<Enter> heh heh...
*** Signoff: jazzlover (Leaving)
<Stanley> Holy shit!!! A mass de-op!!!! Come back here RIGHT NOW or the
whole chan will be de-opped...
* Stanley shuts the FUCK up [46]
*** Arroz (rusty@primus.paranoia.com) has joined channel #Desire
<Stanley> So tell me again, how did Blanche lose ops on #BelleReve? [32]
*** S^_^M has left channel #green_room
-> *blanche* you must /LEAVE #desire, love
<Stanley> Sweet, huh??? Hope she unnerstands the Napoleonic code we got in
dis here chan [24]
* Exit ponders the meaning of the universe.
* Stanley farts [26]
*** From: Brian Bowman <edwardal@DIRECTNET.COM>
*** Subject: New play software
<tsam> i just sent you one _the :)
*_The* thank you a/k/a chrizzo
*** Logan has left channel #desire
<Stanley> Right. Y'all better behave yourself aroun' here. I heared some
stuff about you from acquain'ces who read alt.irc [28]
<Stanley> So tell me again, how did Blanche lose ops on #BelleReve? [32]
* Teodor claps and stomps his feet. Play! Play! Play! Play!!
<Stanley> Oh yeah? When??? [37]
* Producer is trying to get his star actress off the bloody stage
* groovy takes some phot's for local press...
*S^_^M* whois doing honky other and something ? they are not here and so
the mexican and sweat
* Stanley shuts the FUCK up [46]
<_The> tsam. a dcc send? i missed it
<Stanley> If that woman doesn't come out of the bathroom in 20 seconds, I'm
going to shit in the birthday cake, I swear. [69]
<Producer> soon teo, soon
<Stanley> /ME is flossing his teeth with the string of a tampon [71]
<Stanley> Here's yr birthday prezzie: a ticket outta here [75]
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*** Mode change "+o Dimashq" on channel #desire by Doctor_
<Stanley> /ME is flossing his teeth with the string of a tampon [71]
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<Producer> welcome dim
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
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<Producer> welcome hergest
*** Mode change "-o Dimashq" on channel #desire by Doctor_
<Dimashq> Hello
<Stella> Hi Dimashq. Nice to see you again.
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*** on channels: #green_room +#desire
*** on irc via server irc.eskimo.com ([204.122.16.31] Eskimo North -- Seattle
WA, USA)
*** Grimli (scott@grumpy.cc.utexas.edu) has joined channel #desire
<Scene> dishwash!
* Stanley is flossing his teeth with the string of a tampon [71]
<tsam> ok _the ?
* Blanche wonders if the curtain is ever going up...
*** Mode change "+v Exit" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<Stanley> Here's yr birthday prezzie: a ticket outta here [75]
* Stanley and Blanche look at each other with hostility. [78]
<StimpServ> 'lo dimashq
<Arroz> 2/l
* Stanley slowly rises, wiping cake crumbs roughly from his lips... [86]
<S^_^M> hi dim :)
<Dimashq> Bo!
<_The> /dcc get tsam desire.cast2
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-> *blanche* YOU MUST /LEAVE #DESIRE NOW!!!!!!
<Stanley> Your ten and up twenty [92]
<Lissy> hi
<Stanley> Shut the fuck up. [102]
<HERGEST> Hi -what's going on?
* Stanley resumes cleaning out his navel with a wet diaper [103]
* Dimashq has come along to give u all support
<tsam> right !
<Enter> when are we starting?
<Exit> ta dim
<Producer> hergest:irc thatre
<Blanche> I'm not on desire
<The_Kid> Ta
<tsam> done !:)
<_Pablo> longest five minutes IÕve ever experienced <wiping brow>
<Enter> i'm going back to eating my pb&j in the corner....
<Lissy> what is this about?
<Pfgoddess> howdy
<Teodor> lissy: they're putting on a play
<Arroz> msg stimpserv xdcc send #1
-> *s^_^m* going to start as soon as I can get Blanch eout of #desire
<Pfgoddess> rusty u here?
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<Arroz> ugh
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<Arroz> yeah.
<Producer> lissy it's irc theatre
<Stimpy> /dcc get tsam desire.cast2
<Lissy> teodor: oh? what is it about?
<Enter> my log better get all this.
<StimpServ> arroz : use a '/'
<Pfgoddess> how much longer on here?
<Teodor> lissy: I dunno, some friends of mine are in it
<Arroz> gosh, thanks stimpserv
<Lissy> producer oh how interesting :)
<Dimashq> tell me when we start, I will log it as well
<Dimashq> hang on
<Lissy> theo: wish them luck :)
*** Blanche is ~forger@panix.com (Antoinette LaFarge)
*** on channels: #green_room +#desire
*** on irc via server irc.eskimo.com ([204.122.16.31] Eskimo North -- Seattle
WA, USA)
*S^_^M* ok ill tell them but we are missing to many actors :(
<Teodor> Already did :)
<StimpServ> Stimpy : use a '/'
<Stanley> alias 44a Stella!
<Lissy> Great :)
<HERGEST> What's this ,play businness about?
<BoPeep> dishwash, look for the curtain rising
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* Exit or else
<Producer> Blanche: You must /LEAVE #desire
<Dimashq> Bo : Ahma Lookin
<Stanley> Stella!
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<Enter> he he he....exit or else. he he
*** #desire: No such nick/channel
*** S^_^M has changed the topic on channel #desire to irc teather , live
performance : curtain up in few min..
*** Signoff: Blanche (#desire)
<Exit> where's porgy?
<Dimashq> Hey Bess
*** Signoff: groovy (QUIT)
* Dimashq smiles..
<bess> hiya
<Enter> could we say irc THEATRE instead of teather?
*** blanche: No such nick/channel
<Stella> Hergest, just hang on and you'll find out.
*** forger (~forger@panix.com) has joined channel #green_room
<Scene> theater even
*** Teodor has changed the topic on channel #desire to IRC Theatre! Curtain
going up soon...
<Producer> forger:OK
<Enter> true
*** forger is now known as Blanche
* _Pablo looks at watch pensively. Wonders truth of warning that play would
definitly start on time. <itÕs just nerves>
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* _The has such a meaty role. hee hee
*** Stimpy has left channel #desire
<Enter> although teather has a nice ring to it.
* _The is happy
<Producer> now change nick please and stand by 4 cue
<Arroz> whois tsam
<BoPeep> on time? they never start on time
<Arroz> ugh
<Producer> good
<Producer> thanx
<mandie> hehehe problems arroz?
<Arroz> yup :)
<Lissy> hehe
* Blanche nods
<Producer> CURTAIN UP ONE MINUTE
<Teodor> yeah right
<Pfgoddess> rusty: r u acting today?
* BoPeep falls silent (oh joy) and logs
* Arroz has slash deficiency syndrome
<Lissy> yeah are you acing rusty?
* Arroz checks.. uhh dunno.
*** the is jespaill@minerva.cis.yale.edu (Joseph Espaillat)
*** on channels: #sexy
*** on irc via server joyce.eng.yale.edu (Yale College IEEE irc server)
*** _The is ~chrizzo@psycfrnd.interaccess.com (Space Queen, Gypsy Queen)
*** on channels: +#desire
*** on irc via server irc.ecn.uoknor.edu ([129.15.112.34] SOONER ALPHA
SERVER, SOONER THAN T)
<Lissy> lag?
<Lissy> silence?
* Pfgoddess throws arroz lots of //////////////////'s
<Producer> QUIET PLEASE!!!!! HERE WE GO
* Arroz acts like a jerk
-> *_The* GO LINE 1
* Mitch clears his throat
-> *_The* GO!!! GO!!! GO!!!!
-> *_The* GO LINE 1
-> *_The* GO!!!! GO!!!!!!
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* Blanche ?
<Pfgoddess> bring on the action anytime now
-> *_The* GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOG
<Lissy> :)
*** Signoff: Dimashq (eff.org *.se)
*** Signoff: tsam (eff.org *.se)
*** Signoff: Fireman (eff.org *.se)
*** Signoff: Exit (eff.org *.se)
*** Signoff: pt (eff.org *.se)
*** Signoff: StimpServ (eff.org *.se)
*** Signoff: HERGEST (eff.org *.se)
*** Signoff: Doctor_ (eff.org *.se)
*** Signoff: do-re-MI (eff.org *.se)
*** Signoff: Stanley (eff.org *.se)
*** Signoff: S^_^M (eff.org *.se)
*** Signoff: Thule (eff.org *.se)
<Pfgoddess> hahahaah
<Enter> grrrrr.
<Pfgoddess> what do u know
<Pfgoddess> netsplit
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<Producer> Oh gOd, netsplit
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<Teodor> Woouldn't you know it!
<Lissy> oh boy.. what a great start..
* Teodor laughs
<The_Kid> Ummm
* pjm rustles program
<mandie> heheheheheheehe
<mandie> *yawn*
-> *blanche* we've got a netsplit... hang on
* Enter freaks. all of a sudden, half the cast vaporizes...!
<Producer> Ha Ha
<Teodor> Bravo! Encore! Bis!
* Stella hears the long low wail of a jazz sax from Bleecker Street
<Producer> PLEASE BE PATIENT EVERY ONE
*** Signoff: Bru (eff.org irc.uiuc.edu)
*** Signoff: _The (eff.org irc.uiuc.edu)
*** Signoff: _Pablo (eff.org irc.uiuc.edu)
*** Signoff: Timinator (eff.org irc.uiuc.edu)
*** Blanche is ~forger@panix.com (Antoinette LaFarge)
*** on channels: #green_room
*** on irc via server irc.eskimo.com ([204.122.16.31] Eskimo North -- Seattle
WA, USA)
* Blanche hums
*** Teodor has left channel #desire
<Stella> Come back. All is forgiven!
<Scene> too bad it was the cast what split
#desire darker H sei4302@TAMAIX.TAMU.EDU (3 Wouldn't you like to
know)
#desire bess H bess@ivy.bga.com (2 Bess Conner)
#desire mandie H mandie@TAMAIX.TAMU.EDU (3 Live like there's no
tomorrow)
#desire Lissy H EAM0691@utarlg.uta.edu (2 <Cookies&Cream>)
#desire Arroz H rusty@primus.paranoia.com (2 more pain, more gain)
#desire BoPeep H ~cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#desire ttaylor H ttaylor@world.std.com (2 tina l taylor)
#desire Enter H+ lgilber@129.1.17.10 (2 poe.acc.virginia.edu)
#desire Scene H+ ~cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#desire Stella H@ ~reddik@reddik.thegroup.net (3 reddik)
#desire The_Kid H@ ch@chills.demon.co.uk (1 Cos cheap is how I Feel)
#desire pjm H pjm@pjm.interlog.com (2 Peter-John Maxwell)
#desire Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
#desire Mitch H@ kevintx@ministry.paranoia.com (2 what does it mean?)
<The_Kid> Ummmm
* Enter has to pop some valium since this is the first time in her theatre
career that the cast dematerilaizes right before curtian.....
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* The_Kid rofls
* bess waits patiently
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* Stella starts a slow dance around the room, unbuttoning her blouse
*** Mode change "+o _Pablo" on channel #desire by irc.uiuc.edu
*** Mode change "+vv _The _Pablo" on channel #desire by irc.uiuc.edu
<Producer> /W S^_^M
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* Mitch thinks everyone will be entertained now
* _The feels all alone
* darker tells the audience that there is *small* technical problem
<fishegg> hello
* Enter is on the floor in fetal possition since the cast went and Stella's
geting naked..
<fishegg> hi vlada
* Blanche welcomes _Pablo back
*** s^_^m: No such nick/channel
<Producer> waiting for a stage mgr.....
<Stella> Mitch, darling, show me some pecs.
* Mitch flexes
<Producer> dum, dum, dum.....
-> *blanche* they're coming back....
<_Pablo> fishegg, are you there?
* _The is back
*** fishegg has left channel #desire
<Stella> Don't worry _The. We won't leave you.
-> *_the* STAND BY
<_Pablo> _The are you there?
* Blanche thinks (hmm, suddenly alot of lag)
*** stanley: No such nick/channel
*** Armand (ernst@hardy.emich.edu) has joined channel #desire
* Scene offers some cheap lines from another play
*** irc.colorado.edu Sunday February 12 1995 -- 13: 21 -07:00
<Stella> We were waiting for you to start, _The.
<_Pablo> hello? Hello?
* The_Kid drums his fingers
* Mitch does a little stand up comedy
* Producer drums his
* Lissy looks around
<_The> yikes
<_Pablo> whatÕs happening?
* Enter recovers from having the cast vaporized by aliens....ready to go
<Stella> _The: You know the first line is yours, don't you?
<_The> major lag all the way to the moon
<_The> K:-(
*_The* okay
<Stella> Ah, I see.
<Producer> Pablo:it's a netsplit, gotta wait
<_Pablo> Help me someone please... feel lost in twilight zone
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*** stanley: No such nick/channel
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* Blanche pulls out a trashy romance novel to pass the time
*** Bru has left channel #desire
* _The curtain rises [1]
* Scene 1: A sleazy irc channel. A few net-whores are hanging around
waiting for blow-job-ees. Honky tonk music can be heard by
those with .wav decoders. [2]
<Stella> Whazzmattta Pablo?
<Dimashq> re
<Dimashq> Hang on all
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*** stanley: No such nick/channel
<tejano> hola all
<Producer> YES, HANG ON, NO STANLEY
<Producer> hi tehano
<Enter> that is a problem..
* Scene grins feebly
*** Bru (a12700@mindlink.net) has joined channel #hamnet
<_Pablo> Is anybody there? Does anybody care?
*** Bru has left channel #hamnet
*** Bru (a12700@mindlink.net) has joined channel #desire
<Stella> Stanley's in the greenroom fucking Blanche, probably.
*Blanche* Sorry about the channel confusion!
*** _The is now known as NetWhoreB
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*** Mode change "+o Bru" on channel #hamnet by elk.nstn.ca
*** Bru has left channel #hamnet
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* Producer grings his teeth
*** Timinator has left channel #desire
<Producer> nope, not there
*** stanley: No such nick/channel
<Lissy> hmmm
<tejano> producer: what's up
<The_Kid> grings?
*** s^_^m: No such nick/channel
<Lissy> grinds probably
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<tejano> bess:howdy ...
<Producer> tejano:irc theatre but we have a netsplit
<_Pablo> Will someone please speak to me? WhatÕs Happening!?!?!?!?
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<Producer> Pablo:it's a betsplit
<NetWhoreB> hello pablo. pls keep you pants on and your wits about you
<Producer> netsplit
<Stella> Blanche!!!!!!!! Baby sister, you made it!!!!!!! [16]
<_Pablo> And what exactly is a netsplit?
<Producer> Pablo tell u later
<Producer> waiting for Stanley.....
*NetWhoreB* should i restart my first line?
*** stanley: No such nick/channel
*NetWhoreB* sorry to be a pest
-> *NetWhoreB* yes
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<Enter> grrrr
<S^_^M> give me an op!!!!
<Scene> give Exit +v
*** Mode change "+o S^_^M" on channel #desire by Producer
*** NetWhoreB is now known as _The
<Exit> good greeeef!
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
<darker> [Gone]: Automatically set away
*** darker is sei4302@TAMAIX.TAMU.EDU (Wouldn't you like to know)
*** on channels: #desire
*** on irc via server portal.tamu.edu (Da' Maroon Lagoon of Aggieland!)
*** darker is away: I am away - Automatically set away
<Arroz> maybe move to undernet?
<Arroz> :)
<Producer> PLEASE BE PATIENT EVERYONE
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<Lissy> :)
* Exit is wwaiting as fast as he can
*** Mode change "+oo StimpServ Stimpy" on channel #desire by S^_^M
*** dragoness (rts1564@tam2000.tamu.edu) has joined channel #desire
<StimpServ> ta haya
* Stella flounces out [43]
*** Stimpy is now known as Doctor
<Stella> I think I'm going to have a baby [33]
*** Doctor is now known as Doctor_
-> *blanche* hope your trash novel is fairly long :(
*** Mitch has changed the topic on channel #desire to IRC Theatre: experience
technical difficulties, please stand by..
* Exit
* Arroz randomly sexes: dragoness!
<Exit> damn, curtains stuck again.
*Blanche* Why, are we in for a long delay do you think?
*** Mode change "+v Exit" on channel #desire by S^_^M
-> *blanche* stanley is absent
*** Signoff: Stella (Selected exit option on menu)
<Exit> It'll be alright on the night, aledgedly.
<darker> that was pretty random Arroz
<Arroz> :)
* Blanche hmmms
*** Mitch has changed the topic on channel #desire to IRC Theatre:
experiencing technical difficulties, do not panic!
<StimpServ> ********************************************
* _The needs a +v also pls
<StimpServ> ** HONKY-TONK MUSIC NOW AVAILABLE (.WAV) **
<StimpServ> ** **
<StimpServ> ** Type /msg StimpServ xdcc send #6 **
<StimpServ> ********************************************
* dragoness wanders off to the corner with arroz
<Exit> what the hall, blame Dismal anyway.
<Mitch> *5* arroz
*** Cant change mode for other users
*** _ is unknown mode char to me
*** h is unknown mode char to me
*** e is unknown mode char to me
*** Mode change "+t" on channel #desire by Producer
* Arroz calms his panic to a grumble.
*** Mode change "+v _The" on channel #desire by Producer
* _Pablo is popping valium. Very calm now. No problemo.
*** From: "W.K. Arons" <warons@sdcc3.UCSD.EDU>
*** Subject: desire. . .
* Exit makes a dash for himself
<Enter> cool.
-> *blanche* lost stella too, now Grrrrrrrr
<Heff> +m
* Enter snags a valium from _Pablo
<Dimashq> Well they ARE on the other side. but some can't get access to
this server..
* Blanche flips another page so her server won't dump her for inaction
*** Teodor (~skinnerj@gusun.acc.georgetown.edu) has joined channel #desire
*** Dimashq is ~Ramji@158.152.68.225 (Baldrick, rearrange this sentence..
"off.. sod")
*** on channels: #desire
*** on irc via server irc.ecn.uoknor.edu ([129.15.112.34] SOONER ALPHA
SERVER, SOONER THAN T)
*** Stella (~reddik@reddik.thegroup.net) has joined channel #desire
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
<Producer> re, stella
<Stella> Who drank all the whiskey? [38]
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-> *blanche* syella's back
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<Arroz> flamies =)
<mandie> flamer!
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*** Mode change "+o Stella" on channel #desire by S^_^M
* Blanche cheers
<Exit> someone hit stella, she's babbling incoherently again
<Lissy> flamer :)
<_Pablo> Hi Blanche
*** Teodor has left channel #desire
<flamer> arrrrrrozzzz =))))))
<flamer> mandie! =)
* Mitch spooges Stella
<flamer> LISSY! =) *village*
* Blanche winks at _Pablo
<Stella> somebody +v me too please?
<darker> stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *fwap*
<Enter> I'm full of pb&j.
*** cyberguy has left channel #desire
<S^_^M> stella u have op its better :)
*** Mode change "+v Stella" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<Producer> ....more powerful
<_Pablo> Blanche... is every show here this chaotic?
<Lissy> :)
*** stanley.alias: File not found
<Stella> Thanks SM
* Blanche grins; "Dunno; this is my first"
<_Pablo> I shoulda waited for the IRC movie\
<Producer> hey you guys, we're only 30 min late
* Blanche rolls her eyes
* Producer rolls dice
<The_Kid> Hmmm
*** Signoff: sunset (Error 0)
*** stanley: No such nick/channel
<The_Kid> This is a *long* netsplit
* Blanche thinks we're lucky there's no such thing as a lynch mob out here.
<Doctor_> Clive : Hmmmm?? surely you mean Ummmm :)
<_Pablo> this is good?
<darker> netsplits suck...
<Dimashq> indeed
<Producer> OK, LET'S GO. I'LL PLAY STANLEY
<flamer> no shit
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<Lissy> ho hum
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<Exit> i rather like them actually.
*** Mode change "+o Gazza" on channel #green_room by CISMhp.Univ-Lyon1.FR
*** Producer is now known as _Stanley
* Blanche flips a coin; "Call it!"
*** Mode change "+o tsam" on channel #desire by CISMhp.Univ-Lyon1.FR
*** Mode change "+v tsam" on channel #desire by CISMhp.Univ-Lyon1.FR
<Enter> ah HA!
*** Signoff: seagull (Error 0)
*** _Stanley is now known as Producer
<Jazzlover> where is Stu anyone know?????
<groovy> welcome back all...
* Jazzlover cheers all that touch typing classes for nothing :)
*S^_^M* whats happened to gazza ???
<_Pablo> so much for my schedule today
<bess> halalooh ya
<Jazzlover> nice one Shakes :)
<flamer> re net
<tsam> welcome prod :)
* Exit cheers wildly.
++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 1: THE PERFORMANCE +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Return to ToC
<Producer> LET'S GO EVERYONE. QUIET PLEASE
<Jazzlover> welcome back
<S^_^M> hi do re mi
<_The> ready all?
<StimpServ> pjm/groovy/pt/jazzlover : type /dcc get stimpserv
<Stella> msg Blanche Producer says to tell you we're going now.
<_The> vue me pls
<_The> cue me pls
* Jazzlover says Eunice says rehi as well
-> *_The* GO
* Blanche grins at the schizoid Producer
<Stella> msg jazzlover Producer is Stu--is that what you mean?
<S^_^M> hi gazzzza
<Enter> shhhhhhh....
<Jazzlover> I want ot play stanley (moans jazz
-> *_The* CUE!!!!!!
<Dimashq> Log is on
*** Mode change "+o Gazza" on channel #desire by S^_^M
* Blanche offers _Pablo her gin in recompense for botched schedules
* _The curtain rises [1]
* Scene 1: A sleazy irc channel. A few net-whores are hanging around
waiting for blow-job-ees. Honky tonk music can be heard by
those with .wav decoders. [2]
<tsam> he's here (I think) ---
<StimpServ> pjm/pt/groovy/jazzlover : you all have dcc's waiting
*** _The is now known as NetWhoreB
*** Tatjana (~hanl002@dialup-1-33.gw.umn.edu) has joined channel #desire
<StimpServ> ********************************************
<StimpServ> ** HONKY-TONK MUSIC NOW AVAILABLE (.WAV) **
<StimpServ> ** **
<StimpServ> ** Type /msg StimpServ xdcc send #6 **
<StimpServ> ********************************************
*** _The: No such nick/channel
<S^_^M> laggggg
*** Jazzlover is fingers@ulysses.iol.ie (Anne O'Neill)
*** on channels: #desire
*** on irc via server stork.doc.ic.ac.uk (Dept of Computing, Imperial
College, London UK)
<Jazzlover> *snap* *snap* ......Kewl sounds, man .....
heheheheheheheheehhe[3]
* _Pablo wonders if heÕs still here?
*** jorj (vanoudh@poly.polytechnique.fr) has joined channel #desire
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-> *NETWHOREA* CUE
*** Callan has left channel #desire
*** NETWHOREA: No such nick/channel
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<S^_^M> gazza can u hear me ???? i think u are lagged :(
* Blanche flips another few pages.
<The_Kid> This is hopeless
*** Producer is now known as Netwhorea
*** darker has left channel #desire
<Jazzlover> I'd rather have ops. man////// snap snap .... [5] oh I hate
typing :(
*** Netwhorea is now known as Producere
*** Lissy has left channel #desire
*** Producere is now known as Producer
*** Jazzlover is now known as Eunice
<Dimashq> Clive: Indeed
*** NetWhoreB is ~chrizzo@psycfrnd.interaccess.com (Space Queen, Gypsy Queen)
*** on channels: +#desire
*** on irc via server irc.ecn.uoknor.edu ([129.15.112.34] SOONER ALPHA
SERVER, SOONER THAN T)
<_Pablo> sorry.. crashed off the channel.
*** flick has left channel #desire
<tsam> ditto :)
*** mandie has left channel #desire
*** Unknown command: MSH
*** PaddyM has left channel #desire
-> *NETWHOREB* CUE LINE 6
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*** Mode change "+o _Pablo" on channel #desire by S^_^M
*Scene* is the channel +m or not?
<NetWhoreB> Awwww, leave him alone. Let's go back to #bsdm. [6]
* Blanche wonders if the curtain has gone up unannounced?
-> *blanche* we're running
*** Lissy (EAM0691@utarlg.uta.edu) has joined channel #desire
*** Signoff: NetWhoreB ([7])
<tsam> shhhhh
-> *_Exit* CUE LINE 9
*** _Exit: No such nick/channel
<StimpServ> pt/pjm/groovy/jazzlover : type /dcc get stimpserv .. you all have
dcc's waiting
-> *Exit* cue line 9
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*** Signoff: Gazza (Ping timeout)
<Dimashq> Have we started?
* Exit Jazzlover, chuckling to himself [9]
*** Mode change "+o Eunice" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<Enter> yes. shhh
*** Unknown command: MSH
*Exit* i didn't see line 7
*** tejano has left channel #desire
-> *BLANCHE* CUE YOUR ENTRANCE
*** tsam is now known as NetwhoreA
*** Mode change "+v chrizzo" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<NetwhoreA> Want a girfriend honey ?? [4]
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*** Signoff: groovy (serv.eng.abdn.ac.uk dismayl.demon.co.uk)
*** You have been rejected by server irc.biu.ac.il
*** Use /SERVER to reconnect to a server
*** Connecting to port 6667 of server poe.acc.virginia.edu
*** Unable to connect to port 6667 of server poe.acc.virginia.edu: Connection
timed out
*** Connecting to port 6667 of server irc.eskimo.com
*** You are not connected to a server, use /SERVER to connect.
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:LOG INTERRUPTED, BOPEEP'S LOG USED HERE UNTIL NEXT NOTICE
IRC log started Sun Feb 12 15:07
IRC Log ended *** Sun Feb 12 15:07
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* Arroz checks.. uhh dunno.
<Lissy> lag?
<Lissy> silence?
* Pfgoddess throws arroz lots of //////////////////'s
<Producer> QUIET PLEASE!!!!! HERE WE GO
* Arroz acts like a jerk
* Mitch clears his throat
<Pfgoddess> bring on the action anytime now
<Lissy> :)
Dimashq just left IRC
tsam just left IRC
Fireman just left IRC
Exit just left IRC
pt just left IRC
StimpServ just left IRC
HERGEST just left IRC
Doctor_ just left IRC
do-re-MI just left IRC
Stanley just left IRC
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<Pfgoddess> hahahaah
From Enter (ghost): grrrrr.
<Pfgoddess> what do u know
<Pfgoddess> netsplit
<<< Pfgoddess has just left channel #desire!
>>> darker has just joined channel #desire!
<Producer> Oh gOd, netsplit
<Teodor> Woouldn't you know it!
<Lissy> oh boy.. what a great start..
* Teodor laughs
<The_Kid> Ummm
* pjm rustles program
<mandie> heheheheheheehe
<mandie> *yawn*
* Enter freaks. all of a sudden, half the cast vaporizes...!
<Producer> Ha Ha
<Teodor> Bravo! Encore! Bis!
IRC Log ended *** Sun Feb 12 15:18
IRC log started Sun Feb 12 15:23
<Dimashq> Hang on all
>>> tejano has just joined channel #desire!
<tejano> hola all
<Producer> YES, HANG ON, NO STANLEY
From Enter (ghost): that is a problem..
<Producer> hi tehano
* Scene grins feebly
<_Pablo> Is anybody there? Does anybody care?
>>> Bru has just joined channel #desire!
<Stella> Stanley's in the greenroom fucking Blanche, probably.
*** _The is now known as NetWhoreB
<<< Bru has just left channel #desire!
>>> Bru has just joined channel #desire!
* Producer grings his teeth
<<< Timinator has just left channel #desire!
<Producer> nope, not there
<Lissy> hmmm
<tejano> producer: what's up
<The_Kid> grings?
<Lissy> grinds probably
>>> Heff has just joined channel #desire!
<tejano> bess:howdy ...
<_Pablo> Will someone please speak to me? WhatÕs Happening!?!?!?!?
<Producer> tejano:irc theatre but we have a netsplit
>>> S^_^M has just joined channel #desire!
>>> StimpServ has just joined channel #desire!
<Producer> Pablo:it's a betsplit
<NetWhoreB> hello pablo. pls keep you pants on and your wits about you
<Producer> netsplit
<Stella> Blanche!!!!!!!! Baby sister, you made it!!!!!!! [16]
<_Pablo> And what exactly is a netsplit?
<Producer> Pablo tell u later
<Producer> waiting for Stanley.....
>>> Exit has just joined channel #desire!
From Enter (ghost): grrrr
<S^_^M> give me an op!!!!
From Scene (ghost): give Exit +v
*** Mode change "+o S^_^M" on channel #desire by Producer
*** NetWhoreB is now known as _The
<Exit> good greeeef!
<darker> [Gone]: Automatically set away
<Arroz> maybe move to undernet?
<Arroz> :)
-> *_Pablo* ask your questions on another channel now, please
<Producer> PLEASE BE PATIENT EVERYONE
>>> Stimpy has just joined channel #desire!
<Lissy> :)
* Exit is wwaiting as fast as he can
*** Mode change "+oo StimpServ Stimpy" on channel #desire by S^_^M
>>> dragoness has just joined channel #desire!
<StimpServ> ta haya
* Stella flounces out [43]
*** Stimpy is now known as Doctor
-> *Stimpserv* xdcc send #3
<Stella> I think I'm going to have a baby [33]
*** Doctor is now known as Doctor_
*** Mitch has changed the topic on channel #desire to IRC Theatre: experience
technical difficulties, please stand by..
* Exit
* Arroz randomly sexes: dragoness!
-> *Stimpserv* xdcc send #4
<Exit> damn, curtains stuck again.
*** Mode change "+v Exit" on channel #desire by S^_^M
Stella just left IRC
<Exit> It'll be alright on the night, aledgedly.
<darker> that was pretty random Arroz
<Arroz> :)
*** Mitch has changed the topic on channel #desire to IRC Theatre:
experiencing technical difficulties, do not panic!
* _The needs a +v also pls
* dragoness wanders off to the corner with arroz
<Exit> what the hall, blame Dismal anyway.
<Mitch> *5* arroz
* Arroz calms his panic to a grumble.
*** Mode change "+v _The" on channel #desire by Producer
* _Pablo is popping valium. Very calm now. No problemo.
* Exit makes a dash for himself
From Enter (ghost): cool.
<Heff> +m
* Enter snags a valium from _Pablo
<Dimashq> Well they ARE on the other side. but some can't get access to this
server..
>>> Teodor has just joined channel #desire!
>>> Stella has just joined channel #desire!
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
<Producer> re, stella
<Stella> Who drank all the whiskey? [38]
>>> flamer has just joined channel #desire!
>>> sunset has just joined channel #desire!
<Arroz> flamies =)
<mandie> flamer!
>>> cyberguy has just joined channel #desire!
*** Mode change "+o Stella" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<Exit> someone hit stella, she's babbling incoherently again
<Lissy> flamer :)
<<< Teodor has just left channel #desire!
<flamer> arrrrrrozzzz =))))))
<flamer> mandie! =)
* Mitch spooges Stella
<flamer> LISSY! =) *village*
<Stella> somebody +v me too please?
<darker> stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *fwap*
From Enter (ghost): I'm full of pb&j.
<<< cyberguy has just left channel #desire!
<S^_^M> stella u have op its better :)
*** Mode change "+v Stella" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<Producer> ....more powerful
<Lissy> :)
<Stella> Thanks SM
seagull just left IRC
*** _Stanley is now known as Producer
<Jazzlover> where is Stu anyone know?????
<groovy> welcome back all...
* Jazzlover cheers all that touch typing classes for nothing :)
<bess> halalooh ya
<Jazzlover> nice one Shakes :)
<flamer> re net
<tsam> welcome prod :)
* Exit cheers wildly.
<Producer> LET'S GO EVERYONE. QUIET PLEASE
<Jazzlover> welcome back
<S^_^M> hi do re mi
<_The> ready all?
<StimpServ> pjm/groovy/pt/jazzlover : type /dcc get stimpserv
<Stella> msg Blanche Producer says to tell you we're going now.
<_The> vue me pls
* Jazzlover says Eunice says rehi as well
<Stella> msg jazzlover Producer is Stu--is that what you mean?
<S^_^M> hi gazzzza
From Enter (ghost): shhhhhhh....
<Jazzlover> I want ot play stanley (moans jazz
<Dimashq> Log is on
*** Mode change "+o Gazza" on channel #desire by S^_^M
IRC log started Sun Feb 12 15:36
* _The curtain rises [1]
* Scene 1: A sleazy irc channel. A few net-whores are hanging around
waiting for blow-job-ees. Honky tonk music can be heard by
those with .wav decoders. [2]
<tsam> he's here (I think) ---
<StimpServ> pjm/pt/groovy/jazzlover : you all have dcc's waiting
*** _The is now known as NetWhoreB
>>> Tatjana has just joined channel #desire!
<StimpServ> ********************************************
<StimpServ> ** HONKY-TONK MUSIC NOW AVAILABLE (.WAV) **
<StimpServ> ** **
<StimpServ> ** Type /msg StimpServ xdcc send #6 **
<StimpServ> ********************************************
<S^_^M> laggggg
<Jazzlover> *snap* *snap* ......Kewl sounds, man .....
heheheheheheheheehhe[3]
* _Pablo wonders if heÕs still here?
>>> jorj has just joined channel #desire!
<<< _Pablo has just left channel #desire!
<<< flamer has just left channel #desire!
>>> shakes has just joined channel #desire!
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>>> _Pablo has just joined channel #desire!
<<< Callan has just left channel #desire!
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>>> sueb has just joined channel #desire!
<S^_^M> gazza can u hear me ???? i think u are lagged :(
<The_Kid> This is hopeless
*** Producer is now known as Netwhorea
<<< darker has just left channel #desire!
<Jazzlover> I'd rather have ops. man////// snap snap .... [5] oh I hate
typing :(
*** Netwhorea is now known as Producere
<<< Lissy has just left channel #desire!
*** Producere is now known as Producer
*** Jazzlover is now known as Eunice
<Dimashq> Clive: Indeed
<_Pablo> sorry.. crashed off the channel.
<<< flick has just left channel #desire!
<tsam> ditto :)
<<< mandie has just left channel #desire!
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>>> Sulu has just joined channel #desire!
*** Mode change "+o _Pablo" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<NetWhoreB> Awwww, leave him alone. Let's go back to #bsdm. [6]
>>> Lissy has just joined channel #desire!
NetWhoreB just left IRC
<tsam> shhhhh
<StimpServ> pt/pjm/groovy/jazzlover : type /dcc get stimpserv .. you all have
dcc's waiting
>>> chrizzo has just joined channel #Desire!
<<< dragoness has just left channel #desire!
Gazza just left IRC
<Dimashq> Have we started?
* Exit Jazzlover, chuckling to himself [9]
*** Mode change "+o Eunice" on channel #desire by S^_^M
From Enter (ghost): yes. shhh
<<< tejano has just left channel #desire!
*** tsam is now known as NetwhoreA
*** Mode change "+v chrizzo" on channel #desire by S^_^M
<NetwhoreA> Want a girfriend honey ?? [4]
>>> Blanche has just joined channel #desire!
groovy just left IRC
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>>> NetwhoreA has just joined channel #desire!
<S^_^M> hi blanche :)
NetwhoreA just left IRC
>>> NetwhoreA has just joined channel #desire!
<Blanche> Peeuww!! What a place!! How unlike that beautiful channel #BelleRve
I sued to be chanop on [11]
<StimpServ> **************************************
<StimpServ> ** .GIF OF BLANCH NOW AVAILABLE **
<StimpServ> ** **
<StimpServ> ** Type /msg StimpServ xdcc send #3 **
<StimpServ> **************************************
*** Mode change "+v NetwhoreA" on channel #desire by S^_^M
=> =Exit= and now stu has split
NetwhoreA just left IRC
<Blanche> Unfortunately we lost #belleRve... the deop/kick/ban wars lasted
for months...[12]
* Eunice throws jambalaya left-overs down from the wrought-iron balcony
above, narrowly missing Blanche andhas another slug of gin. [13]
<Blanche> The long parade of ircop/KILL notices... Such a shame, such a
shame... So I've come over here to get ops from my sister Stella [14]
* Enter Stunning Stella [15]
<Stella> Blanche!!!!!!!! Baby sister, you made it!!!!!!! [16]
*** Mode change "+o Blanche" on channel #desire by Stella
<StimpServ> **************************************
<StimpServ> ** .GIF OF STELLA NOW AVAILABLE **
<StimpServ> ** **
<StimpServ> ** Type /msg StimpServ xdcc send #4 **
<StimpServ> **************************************
<Blanche> Stella!!! Stella-for-Star!!! [17]
<Stella> Let's have a little toast to sisterhood. [Hands cut-glass carafe of
<Stella> whiskey to Blanche.] Hey, honey, save some for me! [18]
<Blanche> Oh don't mind me. SO what's the setup here? [19]
<Stella> Well my old man Stanley is a bit of a redneck - but what pecs
(sigh).
<Stella> Actually he's a total slob.
<Stella> Fortunately he's often away in channels like #bowling and #drinking.
<Stella> Oops, here he comes... [20]
Heff just left IRC
* Blanche goes to the bathroom (NOT FOR THE LAST TIME) [21]
>>> Stephan has just joined channel #desire!
* Enter Stanley in torn T-shirt and filthy Levis [22]
<Stella> Hi, baby.. my sweet sister Blanche has joined the channel
<Stella> -- but she's /AWAY just now. You've got to be nice to her. [23]
>>> Fireman has just joined channel #desire!
*** chrizzo is now known as _The
<StimpServ> ***********************************************
<StimpServ> ** JPEGS OF STANLEY AND BRANDO NOW AVAILABLE **
<StimpServ> ** **
<StimpServ> ** For STANLEY /msg StimpServ xdcc send #1 **
<StimpServ> ** For BRANDO /msg StimpServ xdcc send #2 **
<StimpServ> ***********************************************
<Eunice> stimpserv blanche.gif
>>> Mosquitos has just joined channel #desire!
>>> Producer has just joined channel #desire!
*** Producer is now known as Stanley
>>> groovy has just joined channel #desire!
*** Mode change "+o groovy" on channel #desire by dismayl.demon.co.uk
<Fireman> hello
<Stanley> Sweet, huh? Hope she unnerstands the Napoleonic code in dis chan
[24]
* Blanche returns, adjusting her gossamer gown [25]
* Stanley farts [26]
<Blanche> Mr. Kowalski, I presume? Nice pecs! [27]
>>> Heff has just joined channel #desire!
>>> ZennLa has just joined channel #desire!
<Stanley> Right. Y'all better behave yourself aroun' her. I heared about you
on alt.irc [28]
<Blanche> I'm sure I don't know what you mean by that. Besides, nothing on
alt.irc is true -- I thought everybody knew that! [29]
* Scene 2: The poker game. Blanche is /AWAY (in the bathroom again)
Zeveral cupz of zome 'beverage' sit untouched on the poker table.
[30]
* Mitch crosses his legs nervously
<Stanley> So tell me again, how did Blanche lose ops on #Bellevue? [32]
<Stella> I think I'm going to have a baby [33]
<Eunice> Shit! I smell burning ... I musta left the chicken gumbo on the
stove upstairs ... this is the 4th time in two weeks. I'm going off for
Cordon Bleu lessons, and HE can pay for them this time. [34]
* Mitch has had too much Zima
<_Pablo> I was QUITE a stud in my day, too..... <sighs deeply> [35]
<Mitch> if that bitch doesn't get out of the goddamn bathroom in *30*
seconds, i'm just going to piss all over this channel. [36]
<Stanley> Oh yeah???? When????? [37]
<<< ZennLa has just left channel #desire!
<Stella> Who drank all the whiskey? [38]
* Blanche comes in like the Net.Queen she is, enthralling all present
*** Eunice is now known as punter
* Blanche adjusts her miniskirt [39]
* Mitch grumbles "about time"
<Mitch> oh, nice ass, btw :) [40]
<Blanche> Don't get any ideas, Buster <hic!> [41]
* punter wolf whistles
>>> emo has just joined channel #desire!
>>> Smokey has just joined channel #desire!
* Blanche winks at punter wolf
<Stella> ALLL RIGHT THAT'S IT!! I'VE HAD IT!! THIS IS JUST LIKE AN IRC
CONVERSATION. NOBOBODY'S MAKING ANY SENSE!!! EVERYBODY OUT!!!
*** Mode change "-o Blanche" on channel #desire by Stella
*** Mode change "-o Stanley" on channel #desire by Stella
*** Mode change "-o punter" on channel #desire by Stella
*** Mode change "-o Mitch" on channel #desire by Stella
* _Pablo winks at Blanche
<Stanley> Holt Shit!!! A mass de-op!!!! Come right back here!!!!!
* Stella flounces out [43]
>>> mandie has just joined channel #desire!
<Fireman> hi punter
* Blanche adjusts her flounces
<<< Lissy has just left channel #desire!
>>> Stimpy has just joined channel #desire!
<Stanley> Holy shit!!! A mass de-op!!!! Come back here RIGHT NOW or the whole
chan will
<Stanley> be de-opped...
<Stanley> Stella!
<Stanley> :
<Stanley> STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!
<Stanley> :
Stanley just left IRC
<Stella> (Returning): Stanley, honey.... Shut the FUCK up. [45]
<<< Sulu has just left channel #desire!
* Blanche is flooded with desire for St*nl*y
* punter is here and will play any role available (if I had the lines )
* punter offers his body to Stella as a temp measure !
>>> Stump has just joined channel #desire!
>>> Stanley has just joined channel #desire!
* _Pablo deals another hand of seven-card stud
* punter is thwapped by Eunice
>>> sundin has just joined channel #desire!
* Blanche considers whether she has enough temp storage for punter...
* Stanley shuts the fuck up [46]
* Scene 3: The following day. Nothing happens in this scene because
Blanche is in the bathroom the entire time. Audio effects
are available. Olfactory data can be accessed by those with
.poo decoders. [47]
* _The bathroom gurgles and sweats [48]
* Scene 4: Later that day.
(What a lame Scene. Who wrote this stuff? Scene was considering
a strike, what with Blanche never leaving the bathroom.
Instead, Scene decides to take matters into her own hands...)
[49]
<The_Kid> KNOCK KNOCK! [50]
<StimpServ> ********************************************
<StimpServ> ** SOUND FOR SCENE 3 NOW AVAILABLE (.WAV) **
<StimpServ> ** **
<StimpServ> ** Type /msg StimpServ xdcc send #5 **
<StimpServ> ********************************************
<<< sundin has just left channel #desire!
* Arroz chuckles
<Blanche> Come IN! Honeypie [51]
>>> Krysti has just joined channel #desire!
<The_Kid> Er ... I'm collecting for my school fund. Spare a buck? [52]
<Blanche> Ooh, I have something *far* more precious to offer, if your scratch
disk is full! [53]
Stump just left IRC
* Exit kid, retching [56]
* Scene 5: It's two A.M. that evening. Mitch and Blanche come in. Blanche
would have liked to see "The Wild One", but it hasn't been filmed
yet. (She just adores Marlon Brando...) Instead, they probably
went out on the waterfront at the Amusement Park, since Blanche
carries a Mae West doll. Mitch wouldn't carry it, because guys and
dolls don't mix. [57]
* Blanche throws open her robe, revealing the most glamorous tits and ass in
the world!! [54]
<The_Kid> Christ, lady -- you gotta problem [55]
* punter whistles
<Blanche> Hey, you didn't wait to see the goodies
* Exit kid, retching [56] again
* Scene 5: It's two A.M. that evening. Mitch and Blanche come in. Blanche
would have liked to see "The Wild One", but it hasn't been filmed
yet. (She just adores Marlon Brando...) Instead, they probably
went out on the waterfront at the Amusement Park, since Blanche
carries a Mae West doll. Mitch wouldn't carry it, because guys and
dolls don't mix. [57]
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<Blanche> ..mean-spirited, boorish, filthy-minded, uncouth....[58]
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
>>> curves has just joined channel #desire!
<<< bess has just left channel #desire!
* Blanche is lost for words, for onece [59]
<<< sueb has just left channel #desire!
>>> bess has just joined channel #desire!
<Mitch> blanche: i don't think you should talk about my mother like that
[60]
<Blanche> I don't think we should be talking about your *mother at all,
Mitch. We're supposed to be on a date!
>>> guyb has just joined channel #desire!
<Blanche> Oh my !! It's so HOT!!!'
<Blanche> Why don't you take off your jacket ?? [61]
<Mitch> well.. uhhh.. well i'm embarrassed because i sweat a lot.. [62]
<<< curves has just left channel #desire!
<Blanche> Hmmmm, Do you speak French? Do you kiss French? [63]
<Mitch> *moi*? well.. un peu.. [64]
* punter sweats!!!!
* Mosquitos circle lazily
<Blanche> Voulez-vous choucher avec moi ce soir?! [65]
<Mitch> Maybe you need to /join #francais [66]
* Scene 6: Same blasted heath. OOPS! Wrong play! A thousand pardons...
A table is set for Blanche's birthday supper, with cake and
flowers. Two gifts, a glass menagerie and a miniature blue
piano music box, have been opened and rest in their boxes.
The blue piano is playing The Merry Widow Waltz. [67]
Krysti just left IRC
<Stanley> If that woman doesn't get the fuck out of the bathroom in 20
seconds I'm going to shit in the birthday cake, I swear [69]
<Stella> Hush, Stanley. Blanche, we're waiting!! [70]
<Blanche> Oh, never mind, you're obviously a raw one. <sigh> Good night. [67]
* Enter Blanche nonchalantly whistling... [73]
<<< Enter has just left channel #desire!
<guyb> stella who r u waiting for?
>>> Enter has just joined channel #desire!
<Blanche> My it's so HOT!!! [74]
<Stanley> Here's yr birthday prezzie:A one-way ticket outta here [75]
<Stella> I'm going to have a baby. brb [76]
* Exit Stella [77]
<guyb> contragulations!!!
* Stanley and Blanche look at each other with hostility [78]
Stimpy just left IRC
*** Stanley is now known as sweat
<<< guyb has just left channel #desire!
* sweat trickles between Blanche's lovely breasts
<sweat> [78]
* Blanche rubs her hands in the sweat
<Stella> My best line is where I flounce off and deop everybody. :-))
* Blanche giggles
* Mosquitos bUzZzz desultorily... [81]
* _The ceiling fan turns erratically... [80]
* Blanche can't wait for the part where she really starts to melt
*** punter is now known as Eunice
* Blanche watches that fan turn erotically
<StimpServ> ********************************************
<StimpServ> ** MORE HONKY-TONK MUSIC AVAILABLE (.WAV) **
<StimpServ> ** **
<StimpServ> ** Type /msg StimpServ xdcc send #7 **
<StimpServ> ********************************************
* honky tonk music can be heard [82]
* honky tonk music can be heard [82]
*** honky is now known as other
* Blanche is still wrapped up in all that sweat
>>> Krysti has just joined channel #desire!
* Eunice fanices a date with Mitch as well !
* other ppl in the chan suddenly wrinkle their noses as a fetid smell
pervades the chan [83]
* Blanche is afraid chanop is going to start censoring this whole biz
*** other is now known as something
>>> me has just joined channel #desire!
<Eunice> nick punter
>>> Owen has just joined channel #desire!
* something is obviously about to occur [84]
*** something is now known as Stanley
>>> liCUMlo has just joined channel #desire!
*** Eunice is now known as punter
>>> Flexus has just joined channel #desire!
<Flexus> hello?
<<< liCUMlo has just left channel #desire!
* Blanche hostility melts in the heat from the bayou [85]
* Stanley slowly rises, wiping cake crumbs roughly from his lips [86]
me just left IRC
<Thule> flexus, shhh.... :)
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
* Blanche and Stanley suddenly net-sex each others brains out.
<Blanche> No tiny sex here, guys!
* Blanche thinks nobody is surprised by this... actually it seems nobody even
notices.
* _The music swells to cover their disgusting *Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Dooo
me!!!*** noise [88]
* Scene 7-11: Halloween. A black cat howls on the hot tin roof. Blanche
totters in, dressed in an old evening gown and sporting a
tarnished faux diamond tiara. (An Aside to our esteemed
Director: Sure, I know there are only 7 Scenes, but the
original play had 11, so here are 4 extra at no charge.)
[88]
<<< mandie has just left channel #desire!
* Blanche thinks I'ts that kind of sleazy channel, #desire [87 etc]
* punter whistles
Owen just left IRC
<<< Flexus has just left channel #desire!
* Blanche is tired of these sleazy duds and switches to a glamor gown
* _The musice swells again[88.b]
* Blanche is in the bathroom. At this point, it would be more surprising if
the wsa NOT in the bathroom. [90]
<Stanley> Your ten and up twenny [91]
>>> machine has just joined channel #desire!
*** Stanley is now known as mexican
<mexican> Flores para los muertos! [93]
* Enter the nut-house dctr--all in white [94]
<Stella> Blanche, honey!! Your gentleman caller's here!!! [95]
* Blanche would like to get out of the damn bathroom and join the poker game
* Mitch slips Blanche a laxative
* Blanche emerges from the bathroom immaculately dressed but for one small
detail: she forgot to put on that glamor gown. [96]
*** punter is now known as eunice
* _Pablo fold his hand in disgust
<Blanche> That's not my gentleman calller!!! [97]
* eunice no longer wants a date with Mitch
<Doctor_> We're going to lead you to a nice, peaceful IRC channel where you
can have all the ops you want ... *EVIL GRIN* [98]
* Exit Blanche in a strait jacket [100]
*** eunice is now known as Punter
<mexican> Flores para los muertos! [101]
<Blanche> Well, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers... and
the lewdness of doctors [99]
*** mexican is now known as Stanley
<Stanley> Shut the fuck up [102]
* Exit Blanche in a strait jacket [100] once more with feeling
* Stanley resumes cleaning out his navel with a wet diaper [103]
>>> ferros has just joined channel #desire!
* _The audience grosses out as the curtain slowly falls [104]
*** Stanley is now known as Producer
* Blanche is still depending on the kindess of strangers, like the idiot she
is [99a]
<Producer> :
<Producer> ***<<< THE HAMNET PLAYERS >>>***
<Producer> Artistic Director........"El_Ingles"...sirrah@cg57.esnet.com
<Producer> Playwright..............."minou".......xkek73a@prodigy.com
<Producer> Manager, Systems & Bots.."Loof"........mcohan@cg57.esnet.com
<Producer> Stage Manager ..........."zarquon".....paul.sweeney@brunel.ac.uk
<Producer> Set designer............."zendar"......jimvs@cg57.esnet.com
<Producer> Box office manager................<hehe don't we wish>
<Producer>
Usher...................."tsam"........mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
<Producer> :
<Producer> :
<Producer> Our archives on the web == http://199.2.50.5/pcbeth.htm
* Punter cheers Hurray
<Producer> http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html
<Producer> :
<Producer> :
<Producer> oops
<Producer> ***<< THE END >>***
<Producer> ***<<< THE HAMNET PLAYERS >>>***
<Producer> Artistic Director.........."El_Ingles".....sirrah@cg57.esnet.com
<Producer> Cyberturge................."minou".... ....sirrah@thegroup.net
*** Mode change "+o MadGoat" on channel #desire by Doctor_
<Producer> Manager, Systems &
Bots...."stimpy"........andy@costain.demon.co.uk
<Producer> Stage Manager
............."^_^"...........mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
<Producer>
ASM........................"jayj"..........jkr9455@dilver.sdsmt.edu
<Producer>
Usher/Audio................"tsam"..........mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
<Producer> Box office manager..................<hehe don't we wish>
<Producer> :
<Producer> INTERNET ACCESS PROVIDED BY DATA TRANSFER GROUP, SAN DIEGO
<Producer> :
<ferros> Mnt
<Producer> See our archives on the web == http://www.thegroup.net/pcbeth.htm
<Producer>
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html
<Producer> :
<Producer> :::::::::::::::::SOUVENIR PROGRAMS & SCRIPTS AVAILABLE::::::::::::
<Producer> THE END !!!!!!!!
<Enter> cool.
<The_Kid> Phew!!!!
<_Pablo> The name of this game is seven card stud!
*** Mosquitos is now known as tsam
* Thule whistles and cheers loudly!
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<Stella> I think I'm going to have a baby [33]
<Eunice> Shit! I smell burning ... I musta left the chicken gumbo on the
stove upstairs ... this is the 4th time in two weeks. I'm going off for
Cordon Bleu lessons, and HE can pay for them this time. [34]
* Mitch has had too much Zima
<_Pablo> I was QUITE a stud in my day, too..... <sighs deeply> [35]
<Mitch> if that bitch doesn't get out of the goddamn bathroom in *30*
seconds, i'm just going to piss all over this channel. [36]
<Stanley> Oh yeah???? When????? [37]
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<Stella> Who drank all the whiskey? [38]
* Blanche comes in like the Net.Queen she is, enthralling all present
*** Eunice is now known as punter
* Blanche adjusts her miniskirt [39]
* Mitch grumbles "about time"
<Mitch> oh, nice ass, btw :) [40]
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<Blanche> Don't get any ideas, Buster <hic!> [41]
* punter wolf whistles
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* Blanche winks at punter wolf
<Stella> ALLL RIGHT THAT'S IT!! I'VE HAD IT!! THIS IS JUST LIKE AN IRC
CONVERSATION. NOBOBODY'S MAKING ANY SENSE!!! EVERYBODY OUT!!!
*** Mode change "-o Blanche" on channel #desire by Stella
*** Mode change "-o Stanley" on channel #desire by Stella
*** Mode change "-o punter" on channel #desire by Stella
*** Mode change "-o Mitch" on channel #desire by Stella
* _Pablo winks at Blanche
<Stanley> Holt Shit!!! A mass de-op!!!! Come right back here!!!!!
* Stella flounces out [43]
*** Unknown command: 44
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<Fireman> hi punter
* Blanche adjusts her flounces
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<Stanley> Holy shit!!! A mass de-op!!!! Come back here RIGHT NOW or the
whole chan will
<Stanley> be de-opped...
<Stanley> Stella!
<Stanley> :
<Stanley> STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!
<Stanley> :
<Stanley> SSSS TTTT EEEE LLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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<Stanley> SSSSSSSS TTTTTTTTTT EEEEEEEEE LL LL AA !^!
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<Stanley> [44]
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*** Mode change "+i" for user Stanley by Stanley
*** Stanley (~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #desire
*** Topic for #desire: IRC Theatre: experiencing technical difficulties, do
not panic!
*** Users on #desire: Stanley Stump Stimpy mandie Smokey emo Heff @groovy
Mosquitos Fireman Stephan Blanche +_The sueb @_Pablo shakes Thule punter
do-re-MI @Stella @Doctor_ +Exit @StimpServ @S^_^M Bru Dimashq bess Arroz
BoPeep ttaylor +Enter +Scene @The_Kid pjm +Mitch
* _Pablo deals another hand of seven-card stud
* punter is thwapped by Eunice
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* Blanche considers whether she has enough temp storage for punter...
*** Ambiguous command: E
* Stanley shuts the fuck up [46]
* Scene 3: The following day. Nothing happens in this scene because
Blanche is in the bathroom the entire time. Audio effects
are available. Olfactory data can be accessed by those with
.poo decoders. [47]
* _The bathroom gurgles and sweats [48]
* Scene 4: Later that day.
(What a lame Scene. Who wrote this stuff? Scene was considering
a strike, what with Blanche never leaving the bathroom.
Instead, Scene decides to take matters into her own hands...)
[49]
<The_Kid> KNOCK KNOCK! [50]
<StimpServ> ********************************************
<StimpServ> ** SOUND FOR SCENE 3 NOW AVAILABLE (.WAV) **
<StimpServ> ** **
<StimpServ> ** Type /msg StimpServ xdcc send #5 **
<StimpServ> ********************************************
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* Arroz chuckles
<Blanche> Come IN! Honeypie [51]
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<The_Kid> Er ... I'm collecting for my school fund. Spare a buck? [52]
<Blanche> Ooh, I have something *far* more precious to offer, if your
scratch disk is full! [53]
*** Signoff: Stump (Leaving)
* Exit kid, retching [56]
* Scene 5: It's two A.M. that evening. Mitch and Blanche come in. Blanche
would have liked to see "The Wild One", but it hasn't been filmed
yet. (She just adores Marlon Brando...) Instead, they probably
went out on the waterfront at the Amusement Park, since Blanche
carries a Mae West doll. Mitch wouldn't carry it, because guys and
dolls don't mix. [57]
* Blanche throws open her robe, revealing the most glamorous tits and ass in
the world!! [54]
<The_Kid> Christ, lady -- you gotta problem [55]
* punter whistles
<Blanche> Hey, you didn't wait to see the goodies
* Exit kid, retching [56] again
* Scene 5: It's two A.M. that evening. Mitch and Blanche come in. Blanche
would have liked to see "The Wild One", but it hasn't been filmed
yet. (She just adores Marlon Brando...) Instead, they probably
went out on the waterfront at the Amusement Park, since Blanche
carries a Mae West doll. Mitch wouldn't carry it, because guys and
dolls don't mix. [57]
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<Blanche> ..mean-spirited, boorish, filthy-minded, uncouth....[58]
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
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* Blanche is lost for words, for onece [59]
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<Mitch> blanche: i don't think you should talk about my mother like that
[60]
<Blanche> I don't think we should be talking about your *mother at all,
Mitch. We're supposed to be on a date!
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<Blanche> Oh my !! It's so HOT!!!'
<Blanche> Why don't you take off your jacket ?? [61]
<Mitch> well.. uhhh.. well i'm embarrassed because i sweat a lot.. [62]
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<Blanche> Hmmmm, Do you speak French? Do you kiss French? [63]
<Mitch> *moi*? well.. un peu.. [64]
* punter sweats!!!!
* Mosquitos circle lazily
<Blanche> Voulez-vous choucher avec moi ce soir?! [65]
<Mitch> Maybe you need to /join #francais [66]
* Scene 6: Same blasted heath. OOPS! Wrong play! A thousand pardons...
A table is set for Blanche's birthday supper, with cake and
flowers. Two gifts, a glass menagerie and a miniature blue
piano music box, have been opened and rest in their boxes.
The blue piano is playing The Merry Widow Waltz. [67]
<Stanley> If that woman doesn't get the fuck out of the bathroom in 20
seconds I'm going to shit in the birthday cake, I swear [69]
*** Signoff: Krysti (Leaving)
<Stella> Hush, Stanley. Blanche, we're waiting!! [70]
<Blanche> Oh, never mind, you're obviously a raw one. <sigh> Good night.
[67]
* Enter Blanche nonchalantly whistling... [73]
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<guyb> stella who r u waiting for?
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<Blanche> My it's so HOT!!! [74]
<Stanley> Here's yr birthday prezzie:A one-way ticket outta here [75]
<BoPeep> you seem to have set a precedent
<Stella> I'm going to have a baby. brb [76]
* Exit Stella [77]
<guyb> contragulations!!!
* Stanley and Blanche look at each other with hostility [78]
*** Signoff: Stimpy (Homer was here!)
*** Stanley is now known as sweat
*** guyb has left channel #desire
* sweat trickles between Blanche's lovely breasts
<sweat> [78]
* Blanche rubs her hands in the sweat
<Stella> My best line is where I flounce off and deop everybody. :-))
* Blanche giggles
*** _The is ~chrizzo@psycfrnd.interaccess.com (Space Queen, Gypsy Queen)
*** on channels: +#desire
*** on irc via server irc.ecn.uoknor.edu ([129.15.112.34] SOONER ALPHA
SERVER, SOONER THAN T)
* Mosquitos bUzZzz desultorily... [81]
* _The ceiling fan turns erratically... [80]
* Blanche can't wait for the part where she really starts to melt
*** sweat is now known as honky
*** punter is now known as Eunice
* Blanche watches that fan turn erotically
<StimpServ> ********************************************
<StimpServ> ** MORE HONKY-TONK MUSIC AVAILABLE (.WAV) **
<StimpServ> ** **
<StimpServ> ** Type /msg StimpServ xdcc send #7 **
<StimpServ> ********************************************
* honky tonk music can be heard [82]
*** honky is now known as other
* Blanche is still wrapped up in all that sweat
*** Krysti (berryk@isumataq.eskimo.com) has joined channel #desire
* Eunice fanices a date with Mitch as well !
* other ppl in the chan suddenly wrinkle their noses as a fetid smell
pervades the chan [83]
* Blanche is afraid chanop is going to start censoring this whole biz
*** other is now known as something
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<Eunice> nick punter
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* something is obviously about to occur [84]
*** something is now known as Stanley
*** liCUMlo (00PDBOWENS@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu) has joined channel #desire
*** Eunice is now known as punter
*** Flexus (Waffle@mothra.syr.edu) has joined channel #desire
<Flexus> hello?
*** liCUMlo has left channel #desire
* Blanche hostility melts in the heat from the bayou [85]
* Stanley slowly rises, wiping cake crumbs roughly from his lips [86]
*** Signoff: me (Leaving)
<Thule> flexus, shhh.... :)
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
* Blanche and Stanley suddenly net-sex each others brains out.
<Blanche> No tiny sex here, guys!
* Blanche thinks nobody is surprised by this... actually it seems nobody even
notices.
* _The music swells to cover their disgusting *Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Dooo
me!!!*** noise [88]
* Scene 7-11: Halloween. A black cat howls on the hot tin roof. Blanche
totters in, dressed in an old evening gown and sporting a
tarnished faux diamond tiara. (An Aside to our esteemed
Director: Sure, I know there are only 7 Scenes, but the
original play had 11, so here are 4 extra at no charge.)
[88]
*** mandie has left channel #desire
* Blanche thinks I'ts that kind of sleazy channel, #desire [87 etc]
* punter whistles
*** Signoff: Owen (#desire)
*** Flexus has left channel #desire
* Blanche is tired of these sleazy duds and switches to a glamor gown
* _The musice swells again[88.b]
* Blanche is in the bathroom. At this point, it would be more surprising if
the wsa NOT in the bathroom. [90]
<Stanley> Your ten and up twenny [91]
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*** Stanley is now known as mexican
<mexican> Flores para los muertos! [93]
* Enter the nut-house dctr--all in white [94]
<Stella> Blanche, honey!! Your gentleman caller's here!!! [95]
* Blanche would like to get out of the damn bathroom and join the poker game
* Mitch slips Blanche a laxative
* Blanche emerges from the bathroom immaculately dressed but for one small
detail: she forgot to put on that glamor gown. [96]
*** punter is now known as eunice
* _Pablo fold his hand in disgust
<Blanche> That's not my gentleman calller!!! [97]
* eunice no longer wants a date with Mitch
<Doctor_> We're going to lead you to a nice, peaceful IRC channel where you
can have all the ops you want ... *EVIL GRIN* [98]
* Exit Blanche in a strait jacket [100]
*** eunice is now known as Punter
<mexican> Flores para los muertos! [101]
<Blanche> Well, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers... and
the lewdness of doctors [99]
*** mexican is now known as Stanley
<Stanley> Shut the fuck up [102]
* Exit Blanche in a strait jacket [100] once more with feeling
* Stanley resumes cleaning out his navel with a wet diaper [103]
*** ferros (ferros@espresso.cafe.net) has joined channel #desire
* _The audience grosses out as the curtain slowly falls [104]
*** Stanley is now known as Producer
* Blanche is still depending on the kindess of strangers, like the idiot she
is [99a]
<Producer> :
<Producer> ***<<< THE HAMNET PLAYERS >>>***
<Producer> Artistic Director........"El_Ingles"...sirrah@cg57.esnet.com
<Producer> Playwright..............."minou".......xkek73a@prodigy.com
<Producer> Manager, Systems & Bots.."Loof"........mcohan@cg57.esnet.com
<Producer> Stage Manager ..........."zarquon".....paul.sweeney@brunel.ac.uk
<Producer> Set designer............."zendar"......jimvs@cg57.esnet.com
<Producer> Box office manager................<hehe don't we wish>
<Producer>
Usher...................."tsam"........mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
<Producer> :
<Producer> :
<Producer> Our archives on the web == http://199.2.50.5/pcbeth.htm
<Producer>
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html
<Producer> :
<Producer> :
<Producer> oops
*** Exit is now known as Llance
* Punter cheers Hurray
<Producer> ***<< THE END >>***
<Producer> ***<<< THE HAMNET PLAYERS >>>***
<Producer> Artistic Director.........."El_Ingles".....sirrah@cg57.esnet.com
<Producer> Cyberturge................."minou".... ....sirrah@thegroup.net
<Producer> Manager, Systems &
Bots...."stimpy"........andy@costain.demon.co.uk
<Producer> Stage Manager
............."^_^"...........mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
<Producer>
ASM........................"jayj"..........jkr9455@dilver.sdsmt.edu
<Producer>
Usher/Audio................"tsam"..........mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
<Producer> Box office manager..................<hehe don't we wish>
<Producer> :
<Producer> INTERNET ACCESS PROVIDED BY DATA TRANSFER GROUP, SAN DIEGO
<Producer> :
<Producer> See our archives on the web == http://www.thegroup.net/pcbeth.htm
<Producer>
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html
<Producer> :
<Producer> :::::::::::::::::SOUVENIR PROGRAMS & SCRIPTS
AVAILABLE::::::::::::
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*** Mode change "+o MadGoat" on channel #desire by Doctor_
<Producer> THE END !!!!!!!!
++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 1: THE POST-MORTEM & CAST PARTY ++++++++++++++++
Return to ToC
<ferros> Mnt
<Enter> cool.
* Heff applauds
<The_Kid> Phew!!!!
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#desire Stephan H heuel@antigone.usc.edu (4 Stephan Heuel)
#desire Blanche H ~forger@panix.com (3 Antoinette LaFarge)
#desire _The H+ ~chrizzo@psycfrnd.interaccess.com (4 Space Queen,
Gypsy Queen)
#desire _Pablo H@ ~rtrout@rtrout.earthlink.net (3
rtrout@earthlink.net)
#desire shakes H pt@ulysses.iol.ie (3 Paul Timon)
#desire Thule H rd@autotelia.Isv.Uit.No (5 Roger Dahl)
#desire Punter H fingers@ulysses.iol.ie (3 Anne O'Neill)
#desire do-re-MI H ~msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (3 brenda danet)
#desire Stella H@ ~reddik@reddik.thegroup.net (3 reddik)
#desire Doctor_ H@ andy@costain.demon.co.uk (4 On-Line and ready for
Anything!)
#desire Llance H+ nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk (1 avalon.demon.co.uk)
#desire StimpServ H@ ~costain@alice.wonderland.org (4 Stimpy)
#desire S^_^M H@ ~mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (4 Haya Bechar)
#desire Bru H a12700@mindlink.net (5 Bruce Hamilton)
#desire Dimashq H ~Ramji@158.152.68.225 (4 Baldrick, rearrange this
sentence.. "off.. sod")
#desire Arroz G rusty@primus.paranoia.com (2 more pain, more gain)
#desire BoPeep H ~cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#desire ttaylor H ttaylor@world.std.com (2 tina l taylor)
#desire Scene H+ ~cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#desire The_Kid H@ ch@chills.demon.co.uk (1 Cos cheap is how I Feel)
#desire pjm H pjm@pjm.interlog.com (2 Peter-John Maxwell)
#desire Mitch H+ kevintx@ministry.paranoia.com (2 what does it mean?)
<_Pablo> The name of this game is seven card stud!
*** Mosquitos is now known as tsam
* Thule whistles and cheers loudly!
<tsam> *applause*
<Smokey> bravo!
* Krysti shouts bravo!
<Thule> MORE...! MORE...!
* Dimashq applauds
<Scene> so what was the point of +v again?
-> *blanche* Well done dahling *kiss*
<do-re-MI> clap clap :)
<The_Kid> None
*** Punter is now known as Eunice
* Smokey gives a standing ovation
<Llance> who knows/
<Llance> ?
<The_Kid> We didn't moderate the channel
* Mitch shows Stella his pects again
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
* _The bows and claps for her fellow thespians
*** Signoff: Dimashq (Dimashq)
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
*** Signoff: machine (irc.uiuc.edu *.rutgers.edu)
* groovy clapclapclapclapclap
<Stella> GOD! That was a teeth-pulling production.
*** _The is now known as NetWhoreB
<Thule> hehe. cewl!
<The_Kid> It just wouldn't work with the splits
<Eunice> Where is the green room? I need more gin - lots mote gin.
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<Llance> will someone kill that bloody bot!
<Heff> +v works best with +m
* _Pablo takes bow
* NetWhoreB makes a quick appearance and blows a kiss to the audience
* BoPeep skulks off
<ferros> beep
<Stella> Oooh, Mitch!!!
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* Blanche unwinds herself from the straighjacket
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*** Users on #cast_party: @Producer
*** You are now talking to channel #DESIRE
<Producer> OK EVERYONE!!! #CAST_PARTY IS OPEN!!!!
*** The_Kid is now known as CliveH
<Scene> Heff, I thought so and even asked if they had set +m
<Llance> gawd, what a bloody mess. i hope it goes better than this during
the real thing.
<_Pablo> can we change the topic now... Our technical difficulties are
over
<NetWhoreB> *KISS8
<Thule> Was this recorded for posterity...!?? :)
* Eunice applauds Eunice and Jazzlover
*** Enter is now known as novice
*** Doctor_ is now known as Stimpy
*** ferros has left channel #desire
<novice> lemme see if my log worked...
* Blanche takes a splendid bow in her birthday suit.
<CliveH> That was the real thing!
*** NetWhoreB is now known as chrizzo
*** Eunice is now known as derekanne
<Llance> ops
<Llance> er, oops
*** Mitch is now known as KevinTX
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*** Signoff: Arroz (Leaving)
<tsam> *pop*
<chrizzo> hahahahaha
*Stimpy* that was close!!!!
*chrizzo* hiya stu. did it go okay?
*** el_ingles No such channel
<tsam> goes the champaigne cork
*** Mode change "+p+b (chang!*@*" on channel #desire by S^_^M
* Smokey cheers once again seeing Blanche in her birthday suit!
<tsam> :)
* derekanne takes a double bow
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*** Signoff: groovy (Connection reset by peer)
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*** Mode change "-p" on channel #desire by S^_^M
* chrizzo smiles... what a bunch of *HAMS*
*** Mode change "-i" for user Producer by Producer
*** Signoff: novice (Error 0)
*** Signoff: MadGoat (Ping timeout)
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-> *chrizzo* only just got by
<Smokey> all we all going to the cast party?
* derekanne nods
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*** You are now talking to channel #cast_party
<Scene:#desire> nope
*** Scene has left channel #desire
*chrizzo* we had a lot of net crap happen
<Producer> Phewwwww
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*** Signoff: Stella (Leaving)
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*** Signoff: pjm (Leaving)
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#Cast_party
*** Signoff: derekanne (#desire going to the cast_party)
<chrizzo> hiya
<Producer> you did fine, chrizzo
<kream:#desire> Hi whats up everybody
<chrizzo> what's up?
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<chrizzo> thanks stu
*** You are now talking to channel #desire
*** Signoff: S^_^M (Connection reset by peer)
<chrizzo:#Cast_party> the script was interesting
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*** #desire You're not channel operator
*** Signoff: bess (Leaving)
<kream> anybody here
<Stella:#cast_party> Where's the party?
*** You are now talking to channel #CAST_PARTY
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<chrizzo:#Desire> not really
*** _Pablo (~rtrout@rtrout.earthlink.net) has joined channel #cast_party
-> *s^_^M* change topic please
*** s^_^M: No such nick/channel
<chrizzo> here
<chrizzo> help make it happen
*** ^_^ is now known as S^_^M
<Llance:#desire> I'm off to touch up the scenery, see you all later.
<derekanne> evening all from Dublin
<StimpServ:#desire> souveniers anyone ???
<StimpServ:#desire> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for
autosend pack #N
<StimpServ:#desire> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ:#desire> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ:#desire> #3 GIF of Blanche
-> *s^_^m* change topic on #desire please
<StimpServ:#desire> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ:#desire> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ:#desire> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<StimpServ:#desire> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
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*** chrizzo has left channel #desire
<kream:#desire> anybody want to talk
<_Pablo> Thanks for the opportunity
<kream:#desire> why is evrybody leaving
<chrizzo> greetings
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<Thule:#desire> talk? :)
<Smokey> bravo everybody....
<derekanne> hi Paul .. Folks this is an ardent theatre gfan say hello to
Shakles from Dublin
* Bru:#desire clap calp clap
-> *kream* the performance is over
* Bru:#desire applause
* Bru:#desire applesauce
* Blanche pours herself some bubbly
<Bru:#desire> strange but fun
<chrizzo> be back shortly... 10 minutes
*S^_^M* to what ? cast_party ?
<kream:#desire> hi thule
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* groovy:#desire clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
<Thule:#desire> yup. fun idea
*** kream has left channel #desire
<Thule:#desire> this is history :)
* groovy:#desire clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap
* derekanne has another gin and anne has another vodka :)
<Smokey> where did those pictures come from?
-> *kream* performance over
-> *kream* Sorry, misdirected message
-> *s^_^m* performance over
<Bru:#desire> Flowers for Chrizzo
* Bru:#desire sends a case of Chanpagne tothe cast
<Bru:#desire> oop to the
*** Bru has left channel #desire
<Producer> smokey various places
*** Bru (a12700@mindlink.net) has joined channel #cast_party
*** ttaylot: No such nick/channel
<derekanne> Stu.. you there?
<Bru> thanks for diversion everyone, now I have to go and finish
defrosting the fridge
*** ttaylor is ttaylor@world.std.com (tina l taylor)
*** on channels: #desire
*** on irc via server world.std.com (The World @ Software Tool & Die)
* derekanne laughs
*** Bru has left channel #cast_party
<Smokey> any more productions in store for the future?
<Producer> derekanne: I'm here
*** Signoff: htkern (Bye everybody!!!)
*** _Pablo has left channel #desire
<Producer> smokey yes but can't say when
*S^_^M* i cant :( lost my op with the server changing :(
<Smokey> What of?
-> *ttaylor* come over to #cast_party
* Stella wonders where her Stanley is?
<derekanne> Hi, Stu. Thanks for making us stars, - if only briefly.
<S^_^M:#desire> stimpy op me plz!
<_Pablo> can anyone tell me what I do to receive the JPEG now...
*S^_^M* ill manag
<Producer> Pablo:which one?
<_Pablo> IÕve got a message, waiting to receive... but I donÕt know what
to do next
<S^_^M:#desire> stimpy!!!!!!! op me :)
*** Mode change "+o S^_^M" on channel #desire by StimpServ
*derekanne* Stu the next one send us the full script and we will help ill in
if you want :0
<Smokey> i'll be right back ....
<_Pablo> JPEG of Stanley I believe
*** Signoff: Smokey (Leaving)
<S^_^M:#desire> ta stimp :)
-> *derekanne* yep, OK
*derekanne* fill I meant Derek typing \:)
<Stella> Anyone know what happened to Gazza? Last I saw he was pinged...
<_Pablo> I requested from StimpServ, and now my DCC window says waiting to
receive
*** S^_^M has changed the topic on channel #desire to irc play is over! you
are invited now to the cast_party :))
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<derekanne> is enter here??
<Thule:#desire> :
<derekanne> Paul you still alive??
<Producer> Pablo do /dcc get stimpserv
*** Signoff: do-re-MI (Leaving)
*** Mode change "+o Producer" on channel #desire by S^_^M
*** Blanche is ~forger@panix.com (Antoinette LaFarge)
*** on channels: #desire #cast_party
*** on irc via server irc.eskimo.com ([204.122.16.31] Eskimo North -- Seattle
WA, USA)
*** Mode change "+oo Stella Blanche" on channel #desire by S^_^M
* Blanche can't stay long but thanx Producer for the acting.op...
<Clueles> ooops
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* Stella is starving. Wishes Producer would make her brunch.
-> *blanche* that was more than usually chaotic
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#desire
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* Stella might share nice bottle of wine if Producer is sweet.
-> *s^_^m* Notice, once again, the absence of jayj
<_Pablo> do /dcc get stimpserv
*** Signoff: StimpServ (Leaving)
* Producer cuddles up to sweet Stella
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*S^_^M* strang
<derekanne> we iknow Producer is mnarried to Stella :)
<shakes> <shakes> just testing
<Stimpy> 'ello
<_Pablo> hmmm, getting Unknown command message when I type Ō/dcc get
stimpservĶ
* Stella wouldn't spoil a good thing by getting married.
<Producer> stimpy try and help pablo out would you?
<S^_^M> well ???? any of u actors wants some drinks ?
<shakes> <shakes> I can smell wind and gin but I can't see them!
* derekanne grins and agrees
*** Blanche is now known as Nobody
*** shakes is pt@ulysses.iol.ie (Paul Timon)
*** on channels: #cast_party
*** on irc via server stork.doc.ic.ac.uk (Dept of Computing, Imperial
College, London UK)
<groovy:#desire> Thanks one and all for a truely wonderful experiance
<Stimpy> stimpserv is dead
-> *groovy* pleasure (kind of)
<_Pablo> what am I doing wrong?
<Stimpy> i'll bring him back
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<groovy:#desire> Byee...
<Smokey> Hi everyone...
<shakes> <shakes> Oh I've met NOBODY before . That's the person who
always leaves dorrs open etc.
<derekanne> hi smokey
<Producer> Pablo:there's no stimpserv any more
<Smokey> I downloaded the picture but it's not viewing...
* Stella thinks Blanche thinks she's in a Beckett play now.
*groovy* Yes...a little fraught at the early stages..
<Smokey> is it encoded or compressed in some way?
<derekanne> shakes.. dont bother typing <shakes> it comesup anyway :)
*** groovy is groovy@groovy.demon.co.uk (stephen@groovy.demon.co.uk)
*** on channels: #desire
*** on irc via server dismayl.demon.co.uk (Demon Internet, London, United
Kingdom)
<tsam> smokey did u do it theright way ?
* Nobody grins at Stella warmly
<S^_^M> smokey what picture are u missing ? i can /dcc it to u
<shakes> really!
<Smokey> well, that depends....
<derekanne> Yes!!!
<Smokey> I have the blanche picture...
<derekanne> ditto :)
<Smokey> I'm not sure if i got it correctly....
<_Pablo> IÕve got a message in my DCC window saying Waiting to receive
<derekanne> is the prgramme available?
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<shakes> Who did the lighting? It was very good!
* Stella wants to play one of the people in the trash can in
what's-that-play?
<Stimpy> come on Stimpserv
*** Sent DCC SEND request to derekanne
<Stimpy> ahhhh
<_Pablo> ahha... oh well. Was afraid to take download while I was in play
*groovy* I am thinking of doing a review for a mag...care to comment on
tonight performance
<S^_^M> hehe shakes :)
<derekanne> Stu I forgot shakes aka Paul will do the lighting next time
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
*** Starting conversation with groovy
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
*** Signoff: Thule (Leaving)
<derekanne> Waiting for Godot Stella :)
<_Pablo> because I wasnÕt sure what would happen
-> *groovy* Yes, it was the least well-organised so far
<Smokey> I got the dcc from the stimpserv...then type dcc get stimpserv or
something
<Smokey> and it said i got the picture
-> *groovy* partly because the ASM did not show up
<Stella> No derekanne. Godot's a different one. Oh, I know, I think it's
Endgame.
*groovy* sorry, ASM is...?
<Smokey> it was in my vms directory and i d/l it
<shakes> I also mastered in Virtual sets
-> *groovy* ....also because of a netsplit at ther worst moment
<Smokey> and it won't view
<derekanne> sorry Stella you're right
-> *groovy* Asst Stage Mgr
<Smokey> what am i doing wrong?
<derekanne> Stu this guy is a find grab him quick !!!!!!!
<shakes> Right
*groovy* AH..I see...
* derekanne laughs
-> *groovy* We had cancellations from 3 actors this morning
<Stella> Everybody does Godot, but hardly anyone does Endgame. They think
it's too glum, but it's just the black humor.
<Smokey> yes i set binary
-> *groovy* Did you log it?
<shakes> Derekanne what do I do to get my requested files or am I too
impatient as usual?
<derekanne> Stella I (Derek) refer froth :)
-> *groovy* I can DCC you the clean script if u like
<Smokey> I've d/l pictures before from newsgroups or ftp....just now irc
<derekanne> eer prefer
<Smokey> so....what is wrong?
<Smokey> did i transfer correctly?
<Stella> Refer froth or prefer froth?
*** Ending conversation with groovy
*groovy* OK...try it, but I perfer e-mail I am only just getting into this
dcc stuff.
<Stella> I like refer better.
<tsam> stella what about a real nonadulterated irc play ?
<Smokey> It was the correct size with what it said it would be...
* Producer is almost as hungry as Stella now
<Stella> what's a non-adulterated irc play?
<S^_^M> this party is not happy at all.
*** groovy is groovy@groovy.demon.co.uk (stephen@groovy.demon.co.uk)
*** on channels: #desire
*** on irc via server dismayl.demon.co.uk (Demon Internet, London, United
Kingdom)
*groovy* well...lets try dcc - tell me what to do....
<S^_^M> come on guys dance
<StimpServ> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG StimpServ XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack
#N
<StimpServ> #1 JPEG of Stanley
<StimpServ> #2 JPEG of Brando
<StimpServ> #3 GIF of Blanche
<StimpServ> #4 GIF of Stella
<S^_^M> @!!!
<StimpServ> #5 'Gurgle' Sounds (.wav)
<StimpServ> #6 Honky Tonk Music 1 (.wav)
<tsam> no
<StimpServ> #7 Honky Tonk Music 2 (.wav)
<derekanne> Paul log on in Pipeline and open ref section and choose d/l files
from your directory or in anywhere leave irc and d/l from the filemanager
<tsam> yes
<S^_^M> \0 \0 \0 \0 \0 \0
<S^_^M> \ \ \ \ \ \
<S^_^M> /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\
<S^_^M> AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE :)
*** Sent DCC SEND request to groovy
* derekanne laughs out loud
<tsam> i mean a parody of irc ....
*** Stimpy has left channel #desire
*** DCC SEND connection to groovy[158.152.37.211,1264] established
<Stella> I kept being messaged by someone named Cleocatra who thought I
was a different Stella. Anyone know who Cleocatra is?
<Smokey> s^_^m: uh.... i'd like to see this picture....
-> *groovy* now you do /DCC GET PRODUCER
* Stimpy grins at Haya :))
<derekanne> I agree that would be good
Type Nick Status Start time Sent Read Arguments
SEND derekanne Waiting 0 0
/usr5/sirrah/desire.cast2
SEND groovy Active 13:29:15 Feb 12 1995 12288 0
/usr5/sirrah/desire.master
<shakes> S^_^M - that's brilliant!!!!!
<S^_^M> oh stella i am getting msges about the SM :)
<derekanne> nope Steklla
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/desire.master to groovy completed 0.4219 kb/sec
<Producer> Groovy:You got it
*groovy* I didn't need to - it started automatically.. :-)
<derekanne> The Anne half of derekanne wants toknow when we are going to do a
musical?????
<Smokey> the pictures aren't compressed in some way are they?
<S^_^M> shakes want to dance with me ?
<Producer> groovy maybe I'll e-mail as well 2b safe
<shakes> I've got the cat for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
*groovy* And I got it - Thanbks
<Stella> I think Cleocatra is a drag queen. Anyway we had a nice chat in
the wings.
<Producer> the musical Hamlet maybe?
<_Pablo> stimpy, are these files uuencoded, or viewable as is?
<derekanne> That's a possibility - who is going to write the music - i'll
busk
<Stella> Producer: Did our Canadian friend show up?
* Producer suggests brunch + wine to Stella
<derekanne> that was Anne!!!
<Producer> Stella:No
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<derekanne> what time is it there Stella??#
<Stimpy> Pablo : They should be viewable as they are
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<Stella> It's 1:30 and about two and a half hours past brunch time.
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<Stella> Who's Anne?
<Arroz> :)
<_Pablo> thanks, downloading a few now.. WeÕll see.
* Arroz claps
-> *desire* you can have your chan back... thanx
<Producer> Bye everyone....
<DESIRE:#DESIRE> THANKS..
IRC log ended Sun Feb 12 13:32
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