*****************THE HAMNET PLAYERS**************************

"HamNet" performance of 6th Feb 1994 20:00 GMT - CAPTURE FILE
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     TABLE OF CONTENTS:

     1: THE VAMP ......................
     2: THE LAST-MINUTE CASTING  ......
     3: THE PERFORMANCE  ..............
     4: THE POST-MORTEM & CAST PARTY  






++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 1: THE VAMP +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Return to ToC

*** Mode change "+o _Producer" on channel #hamnet by Duck9
<Uros>  /alias i msg $0
<aurra> good
<aurra> re producer
<_Producer> re
<Uros> I made aliases for my lines :
<aurra> *grin*
<Uros> look
<_Producer> I see NickServ is back
<Uros> re Producer
<Uros> re    [34]
<Uros> fuckza matter w/him?     [39]
* Uros lurks    [42]
<aurra> it is?
<aurra> ick
<_Producer> Geat, Uros... u r a star.. a *
<Uros> I made a little WAIt in those in those aliases
/topic
*** Topic for #hamnet: SHOW @ 20:00GMT (3pmEST noonPST)--CAST CALL @ 19:
<Uros> so it seems as if I was typing...
<_Producer> aurra:topic line incomlete
<Uros> Producer : yeeeah..suuure
<Uros> :)
/alias q query
*** Alias       Q added
<aurra> again?
/alias l load
*** Alias       L added
<Uros> Yep - NicksERv is back - I registered this address for my nick 
<_Producer> aurra:the topic does not show properly
/set novice off
*** Value of NOVICE set to OFF
*** aurra has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to SHOW TIME 20:00GMT
<aurra> i think we are desynched
/set user_info working_for_a_better_irc
*** Value of USER_INFORMATION set to working_for_a_better_irc
/who *
Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
#hamnet    Uros      H   doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
#hamnet    aurra     G*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)
#hamnet    Duck9     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or
+AntiChrist)
<_Producer> I see no sync prob
<Uros> op me and..
<Uros> we will see
/mode * uros +o
*** u is unknown mode char to me
*** r is unknown mode char to me
*** +o: No such nick (channel)
*** +o: Nickname doesn't exist, cannot take privileges
*** Mode change "+s" on channel #hamnet by _Producer
*** Vermont (BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
/mode * -s
*** Mode change "-s" on channel #hamnet by _Producer
/mode * +o uros
*** Mode change "+o Uros" on channel #hamnet by _Producer
<aurra> we are okay...
/mode * -o uros
<aurra> <--away for a second or two...brb
*** Mode change "-oo aurra Duck9" on channel #hamnet by Uros
*** Mode change "-o _Producer" on channel #hamnet by Uros
*** Mode change "+o aurra" on channel #hamnet by Uros
*** Mode change "+o aurra" on channel #hamnet by Uros
<aurra> uros
<Vermont> I didn't ask if we are okat
*** Mode change "+o Duck9" on channel #hamnet by Uros
*** Mode change "+o Duck9" on channel #hamnet by aurra
*** Mode change "+o _Producer" on channel #hamnet by Uros
*** Mode change "-o Uros" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<aurra> now.
<_Producer> thanx
<Uros> we r not desynched
/who *
Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
#hamnet    Vermont   H   BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<,
+BF>)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
#hamnet    Uros      H   doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
#hamnet    aurra     G*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)
#hamnet    Duck9     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or
+AntiChrist)
<aurra> i know
<Uros> What ?
<Uros> I was testingt the SYNCH 
<aurra> brb in a few
*** aurra has left channel #hamnet
<Vermont> I maybe be lost but got work to check
<_Producer> this is going 2b FUN. Just remember that as the scenery comes
crashing down
<_Producer> come back, Vermont
<Uros> I know
<Uros> u shouldnt type
* Vermont stack the pamphet aside of the entrance
* Vermont run to the producer
<Vermont> yeah
<Vermont> wait a minute
*** You have new email.
<Vermont> you not the producer
<Vermont> i notice theres a _
<_Producer> Y, nickserv didnt like producer
<Vermont> oh
<Vermont> heheh
<Vermont> okay
<Vermont> sorry
<Vermont> What can I do for you sir. (Me salut to the Producer)
*** Fingwe (lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at) has joined channel #hamnet
<Fingwe> good evening:-)
<Vermont> good afternoon
<Fingwe> :-)
<Uros> Hi Fingwe
<_Producer> hi fingwe... ready for a part?
<Fingwe> hello Uros d00d
*aurra* HamNet is IRC's first drama production.  It is composed of 80 lines of
+Hamlet, rewritten in our IRC language.  Show time is 20:00 GMT (3pm EST, 2pm
+Central, 1pm Mountain, 12pm Pacific) on #HamNet.  See you then!
<Fingwe> _Producer me? uhoh eh well I dont know how to perform? ;)
*** aurra (aurra@netcom.netcom.com) has joined channel #hamnet
<Fingwe> a one liner? ;)
*** Mode change "+o aurra" on channel #hamnet by Duck9
<Fingwe> hello aurra!
<_Producer> Welcome Fingwe
<Vermont> hehe
<aurra> better?
<Fingwe> thank you
<Uros> Fingwe : what is new dude
<Vermont> Just do you best fingwe, I know you can do it
<Uros> What aurra ?
<Fingwe> Uros nothing as usaul :) and w you
<_Producer> Fingwe you will have top priority for casting , in 1 hr
<Fingwe> Vermont ok what have i got to do? :)
<Fingwe> wow :-) !
<_Producer> less... at 19:40 GMT
<Uros> F : that asshole.....of a friend took my accts away..
<Vermont> fingwe, i'm just a cleaner or a janitor, didn't get a part yet
<_Producer> Vermont:stage doorkeeper ;-)
<Fingwe> Vermont at least that saves you from some nervuous shocks :)
<_Producer> timecheck 10:51
<Fingwe> hehe
<Fingwe> Uros uhoh why's that?
<Vermont> hehehe
<Vermont> not really
<_Producer> LOG IS ON
<Fingwe> 19:52
<Uros> F : I didnt wanna give him this accts + he is really evious
<Vermont> Just doing community service, I always helpful
<_Producer> aurra:show me yr info file again pls
<Fingwe> :-)
<Fingwe> Uros hm..strange..
/who *
Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
#hamnet    aurra     H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)
#hamnet    Fingwe    H*  lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz)
#hamnet    Vermont   H   BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<,
+BF>)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)

#hamnet    Uros      H   doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
#hamnet    Duck9     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or
+AntiChrist)
* Uros is going to rehears :
<Uros> re    [34]
<Uros> fuckza matter w/him?     [39]
* Uros lurks    [42]
<aurra> beeker is on, as well as nibbles
<_Producer> aurra:show yr info file again pls
<Vermont> i know nibbles
<_Producer> Nibbles is making a return perf as Ghost
*aurra* HamNet is IRC's first drama production.  It is composed of 80 lines of
+Hamlet, rewritten in our IRC language.  Show time is 20:00 GMT (3pm EST, 2pm
+Central, 1pm Mountain, 12pm Pacific) on #HamNet.  See you then!
<_Producer> Ok
*** Dudester (Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
<Vermont> re dudester!!
<Dudester> Hey guys
<aurra> is it okay with you?
<_Producer> dudester:got ur lines OK now???
* Vermont run up the colume and flash the light on the stage to see of it
+adjust
<Dudester> Yeah I figured it out now :D
-> *aurra* fine
<Dudester> Does Vermont have a part in the play?
<Vermont> dudester, figure what out?
<_Producer> dude:you type the line nums as part of the line
<Vermont> no, just doing community service
<Dudester> my part. :D
<Vermont> as an janitor
<Dudester> hehehe
<aurra> hold on..brb
<_Producer> dude:rehearse one now if u like
<Dudester> Producer - hm. do I have to type the numbers?
<_Producer> yes yes yes
*** Dudester is now known as _Enter
* _Enter Hamlet [9]
<Fingwe> okie, be back in 30 minutes :-)
<_Producer> Bravo!!!!!!
<_Producer> Dude that's xlnt
*** Fingwe has left channel #hamnet
*** _Enter is now known as Dudester
* Vermont bored of working to hard, wish i had a part.
<Dudester> I guess I got the idea now.
*** Uros is now known as G-Stern
*** G-Stern is now known as Ghost
*** Ghost is now known as Hamlet
*** Hamlet is now known as RoznKranz
*** RoznKranz is now known as King
*** King is now known as Uros
<aurra> Uros...
<Uros> :)
* Vermont sits in the way back and read the pamphlet as my break
<Uros> hehe
*Dudester* vermont wants a part in the play is it possible?
<Uros> Aurra..lighten up..loosen up :)
<Uros> It's gonna work out fine
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<Vermont> Re red!!!!!
<_Producer> Uros:One day we will have a game of Balinaje together.. promise
<Vermont> What up red!
<red> hey
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<_Producer> welcome red
<red> I'm here to reherse! heh
<Skywalk> Hiya!
<_Producer> welcome sky
/l pora
> Please enter  P if you wish to be a performer
> Please enter  A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
<Uros> Producer : Ok - maybe when I come this summer
<Vermont> I'm here, to be used as a cleaner
<Skywalk> hi prod :)
/l pora
> Please enter  P if you wish to be a performer
> Please enter  A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
<red> P
*aurra* red is here!!! hahahah
<Skywalk> hmm..i don't have any script though..
* Vermont opens the back door and help the people carries their bands
*** ChrisP (ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
<aurra> hi sky
<Uros>  M  = already M a performer
<aurra> 'lo red
*red* P
<_Producer> skywalk:we provide the lines
<red> hey aurra
<Dudester> M
<Skywalk> re aurra :)
<aurra> hey crisp
<ChrisP> M
/l parts
> :
> *** Dramatis personae ***
> (ALL THE BEST PARTS ARE ALEADY TAKEN OF COURSE)
> :
> audience         2 lines + ad lib
> SCENE            5 lines
> _Enter           7 lines
> _Exit            2 lines
> prompter         1 line
> :
> Ghost            2 lines
> Ophelia          4 lines + /signoff
> R_krantz         5 lines
> G_stern          3 lines
> _Queen           8 lines
> Polonius         Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh only

> King             4 lines
> Laertes          3 lines
> Fort_bras        2 lines
> Drum             1 line
> Colours          1 line
> Attndts          1 line
> :
<Uros> Red : all the way from AU ? cool
<Vermont>  p ^
<Skywalk> oki :)
<ChrisP> hi aurra
<Vermont>  p ^
<red> GHOST!
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<Skywalk> i wanna be a ghost pls :)
<_Producer> re twasntme
<twasntme> re'llo all
<_Producer> skywalk:sorry
<Skywalk> i like ghosts :)
<red> oi I'm the ghost
*** Vermont is now known as _queen
<_queen> blah
<_queen> hehehe
<ChrisP> <---lowly prologue
*** _queen is now known as Vermont
<Skywalk> hmm..
<Vermont> Naaa, i got to help the bands to get setup
<red> producer : so wot do I do eh?
<Skywalk> what's not taken? 
<_Producer> ChrisP:PROLOGUE most important
<Dudester> <- _Enter
<_Producer> sky:ermmm Drum, audience
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<_Producer> sky:but there will b no-shows
<_Producer> welcome becky
* Vermont test the piano and play "The great balls of fire
<Uros> BECKY !!
<red> producer?
<_Producer> yes red
<Becky> Thank you! Hi Uros!! :)
<Skywalk> hmm..i think i'll be audience :)
<red> producer : wot do I do?
<Uros> Becky is going to be in the audience
<_Producer> sky:ur on the list but not yet cast, OK?
<Uros> hmm..is there any part free for Becky ?
/w skywalk
*** Skywalk is bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs comfort=)
*** on channels: #hamnet 
*** on irc via server mimir.ifi.uio.no ([129.240.86.2] Universitas Osloensis)
<Skywalk> hmm..what do u mean ??
* Vermont run to the snack bar and got pop-corns poping!
<ChrisP> brb
*** Signoff: ChrisP (Leaving)
<red> can this get any lamer?
<_Producer> skywalk:we will complete casting at 19:40 GMT when we know who
shows up
*Uros* any free parts ? Becky would like to play too
<red> no-one knows wot to do
<red> no=one will asnwer me
<_Producer> Becky:ur on the list
<red> and I'm hungry
<Becky> I am? :)
<_Producer> red:don't panic, mate
<Uros> Red : u wait ur turn and say the text
<red> oi frogcrappit!, answer me!
<Dudester> Prouducer - put Vermont on the list :D
* Vermont can hear the crowds waiting in line and cheering
<Skywalk> Prod: and what's the time now? my time is now 20: 04
<red> sigh..
<red> Prisoner is better than this
*Uros* what list is she on ? what r her lines ?
<_Producer> red:we will not finalize casting for 45 min
*** red has left channel #hamnet
<Dudester> Producer - whos the queen?
<Skywalk> ok, still 45 min. to go..:)
<_Producer> Becky is on list of wannabe actors
<_Producer> Dude:Kirsten is queen if she shows\
<Becky> Wannabe? hmmm...*laugh*
<Uros> Ok :)
<Vermont> i am!
<_Producer> becky:heheheh
<Vermont> The evil queen
<Dudester> who's Kristen?
<Vermont> he hehe
<_Producer> becky:ever done any acting???
<aurra> vermont: you are what?
* Vermont sit and watch you guys practise
<Becky> In real life or on IRC?
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<_Producer> dude:she auditioned. she has a SE asian name like Rhuc
<Vermont> I am the light man, i control the light up above the stage
<_Producer> Phuc
*twasntme* kristen as in telerama sysop?
<_Producer> Phuc Yoo Too\
<_Producer> no, Kirsten
<Dudester> :D
<_Producer> at uoknor.edu
<red> ok I'm waiting.. beep me when yer reeady
<aurra> thank you red
<_Producer> red:OK mate...very nice 2cu
<Dudester> Well, put vermont on the list of possible last minute casting OK?
<red> :-)
<_Producer> Vermont is already on list
<Vermont> he he he 
<Vermont> dudester, you dont have too
<red> is it me or are you all so very nice?
<Vermont> i am???
<Vermont> what part???
<_Producer> red we are the best
<Dudester> I'm lagging
<_Producer> theater ppl == best
<Dudester> Someone ping me and tell me how much I am lagging
<_Producer> right, aurra?
<Becky> Producer: Yes, I've acted in real-life.
<red> are you all christians or something?
<Vermont> Ping
<Vermont> he hehe
<_Producer> fuckit red, no
<red> 2 secs dude
<red> good.
<Uros> red : yep
<_Producer> hehehe
<Dudester> ok.
<Vermont> This is going to be the best IRC PLAY IN HISTORY!!!
<aurra> prod: yep
<Uros> hehe
<_Producer> timecheck 11:07
<aurra> Vermont: this is the first
<_Producer> vermont fer sure
<Uros> well...
<red> 6:08am = time check
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* twasntme checks his watch
<red> hey gazz! :)
<twasntme> no it isnt, its 19:07 :)
<_Producer> yo Gazza
<Gazza> Evening all
<twasntme> sorry stuart
<aurra> hello gazza
<red> fancy seeing you here gazza.
<Gazza> Evening Producer
<Uros> Gazza = Hamlet ?
<_Producer> Gazza is our R_krantz
<Gazza> I wish.
<Gazza> :(
* Gazza has popped in to say....
<Uros> so where is that Dude Then ?
<Gazza> I shall be returning as soon as I have got home.
<Uros> actors r always late...geez
<_Producer> OK Gaz we are having a party here
<aurra> okay, gazza, thank you
<Uros> hehe..I can tell u r english :)
* Skywalk bring some beers
<Gazza> I am currently at the University and have just finished a rehearsal. 
+must now wend my weary way home and log on from there.
<aurra> Good actors are not late, or let the stage manager know otherwise
<_Producer> aurra:I assume ur logging....
<aurra> yes
/w vermont
<Gazza> See you all a little later.
*** Vermont is BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<, BF>)
*** on channels: #hamnet 
*** on irc via server irc.netsys.com (NETSYS COMMUNICATIONS)
<red> hmm..
<red> ready?
*** RokinDuck (bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
<Vermont> Can we run the list of who got the parts in the play, just checking
+from the pamphlet!!
<aurra> time check: 11:10 
<aurra> hello rokin
*** Mode change "+o RokinDuck" on channel #hamnet by Duck9
<Gazza> Hey. No beers BEFORE the production. You know what happens!
<_Producer> Vermont:rq where in US ru pls?
<Dudester> 2:12
<Uros> Rokin !
<_Producer> Welcome 2 our newly-appointed mgr, sys&bot
<red> hmm ready?
<RokinDuck> hi aurra *hugs* and Uros!
<Dudester> same as me.
<Dudester> Rochester, NY
<_Producer> Gaz too right
<RokinDuck> that's me
* Uros sips on his beer..what did ya say mate ?
<RokinDuck> -:)
<Vermont> Rochester Ny, same with dudester
<Skywalk> gazza: hmm..what happens? :)
*** Signoff: Gazza (A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse....)
*** RokinDuck is now known as SysBotMgr
<red> hmm. 
<Vermont> Or my home is Stowe Vermont
<_Producer> thanx verm\
<SysBotMgr> %su GunHed -222
<Duck9> gunhed@netcom4.netcom.com added to autokick by SysBotMgr
* red wonders 
<Uros> hehe
<Vermont> your welcome, anything else you need to be done??
<red> wait kids.
*** Usher (pence@goren.u.washington.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
-> *sysbotmgr* u can /kick/ban that ultra-jerk Bayl any time
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*** GunHed has been kicked off channel #hamnet by Duck9
*** Mode change "+bb *!gunhed@netcom4.netcom.com GunHed!*@*" on channel
+#hamnet by Duck9
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*** GunHed has been kicked off channel #hamnet by Duck9
*aurra* do we want to try and put all the actors on the same server?
<Skywalk> hehe
<Uros> hehe
*SysBotMgr* okie...
<_Producer> welcome cybermaxx
<Vermont> hey hey , no kick on the play channel please
<Dudester> Rokin: why the AK?
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-> *SysBotMgr* take sysbotmgr's advice
<GunHed_> uh oh
<aurra> rokin: i dont think that is necessary...chances are, he will try and
+join during the performace and fuck it up
<aurra> okay
<aurra> no ak
<aurra> good
<GunHed_> sounds like we're gonna have to do a LOT of sitebans today :)
-> *aurra* take rokin's advice
*** Signoff: red (Operation would block)
<_Producer> welcome gunhed
*aurra* what?
* Vermont dont know what part i got...
*aurra* i say keep gunny here
<aurra> hiya gunny
* Usher writes southing down about Gunhed.
<GunHed_> yo
*CyberMaxx* Hi about one hour to go?
-> *CyberMaxx* re actors  on same server... rokin will advise
<aurra> and gunny: you know we cant siteban you...
<Dudester> sec 100
<aurra> on duck9
> cybermaxx:sorry misdirected msg...45 min 2 go
<Vermont> p
-> *aurra* re actors on same server... ask rokin advice
<aurra> O:)
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<GunHed_> blah I ain't gonna screw with this performance.. just jupe Duck9 at
+leisure :)
* aurra sighs
<GunHed_> hasta
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<_Producer> welcome mdsdoc
<Dudester> add SysBotMgr ducky@*.com 100
<Vermont> _producer, if you said i got a part, what is it then, I'm little
+nervous
<aurra> what the hell?  he cant jupe
<SysBotMgr> ?????
<mdsdoc> :htanks
<SysBotMgr> thanks Dudester
<SysBotMgr> !!
*** Signoff: mdsdoc (Leaving)
<_Producer> Vermont:no, I said ur on list of ppl who are willing. WE WILL NOT
COMPLETE+CASTING FOR 30 MIN
<SysBotMgr> aurra---how can he if he has no O: line?
<Vermont> oh okay
-> *aurra* what does jupe mean? Something shitty i spose
<CyberMaxx> Is someone gonna save this play for posterity?
<Dudester> you mean a log?
<_Producer> cybermaxx:Y its being logged...
*aurra* juping means cutting off a server from the rest of the net
*aurra* only opers can do that
<_Producer> will be on a server in Vancouver
<Dudester> pr SysBotMgr
<CyberMaxx> _Producer: Cheers - will it be put out on the net sometime?
*aurra* it is kinda like restricting a site from using the net
-> *aurra* is rokin aware of this threat?
<Dudester> add SysBotMbr *bradley@*.rutgers.edu 100
<_Producer> dude:misspelling there
*aurra* rokin cant do anything about a jupe, but gunny cant jupe a damn
+thing...if he fucks with us, i swear I will /kill him
<Dudester> It'll still recognize him.
<Vermont> heheheh
<Dudester> Nicks don't make a difference
/who *
Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
#hamnet    CyberMaxx H   mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons)
#hamnet    Usher     H   pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help)
#hamnet    SysBotMgr H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ!
+*quack*)
#hamnet    Becky     H   ~v406d8xz@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Rebecca E Matthews)
#hamnet    twasntme  H   root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net)
#hamnet    Skywalk   H   bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs
+comfort=)
#hamnet    Dudester  H   Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester)
#hamnet    aurra     H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)
#hamnet    Vermont   H   BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<,
+BF>)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
#hamnet    Uros      H   doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
#hamnet    Duck9     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or
+AntiChrist)
<_Producer> welcome usher btw\
<Dudester> aop sysBotmbr 1
<_Producer> Usher do u want to act?
<aurra> unless it is bombing
<Usher> I'm only a bot
<aurra> and then riding the split to hack ops, deopping
<_Producer> hehehehe
<SysBotMgr> %shh Y
* Duck9 shuts her annoying mechanical mouth...
<aurra> but the chances of him doing any major damage is minimal
* Vermont run up and use the moveable light and flash you in the face
<Vermont> hehehe
<aurra> brb
<Uros> Aurra : how about a shit list with a filter ?
<Vermont> I love this job
* _Producer tried to cast a bot... DUH!!!!
<Skywalk> <----away: buying something for my thirst...
<aurra> no, i need to talk to him..brb
<CyberMaxx> msg usher help
<Usher> I can still perform.
<_Producer> Usher is great
* Usher does the silly Fred Astaire dance
<Vermont> he he he
<_Producer> we could pre-program Usher w/the whole script & all go home
<SysBotMgr> duck9 sing bto
<aurra> okay..
<Dudester> :D
<Uros> Producer : my idea was better - 
<SysBotMgr> duck9 dance
<_Producer> PLEASE DISABLE ANY AUTO FLOOD/KICK SOFTWARE
<Uros> everyone having a script..with ON commands ..
<Usher> Impossible. I'm not programmed to do that :D Lots of headaches.
* Vermont take a swingshot and hit dudester with a M&M on his head
<Vermont> hehehe
<_Producer> We could pre-program Uros, come 2 that
<Dudester> Will this be a +M performance?
<_Producer> Dude:prolly
<Dudester> but no time :D
<aurra> gunhed gave me his word of honor...
<aurra> he will not be fucking with our performance
<Uros> his word of honour ? I m not so certain...
<Usher> if I am casted, please direct the script to Dudester. :D
<aurra> well, if he breaks it....
<SysBotMgr> he's off
-> *aurra* reminder: You +o prologue, ghost, Queen. +v all other cast... I
+will +m if I feel it necessary
<aurra> thanks
<SysBotMgr> %su GunHed 0
<Duck9> gunhed@netcom4.netcom.com ---SysBotMgr just removed you from autokick
<aurra> as well as tawnya
*aurra* i know, i have made note
* SysBotMgr has to take Duck9 offline for the necessary adjustments re:
+tawnya's ak
*** Signoff: Becky (Leaving)
<SysBotMgr> %quit
*** Signoff: Duck9 (The Song Remains the Same)
* _Producer sits back
*** Duck9 (bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
* Dudester practices hislines
<SysBotMgr> gee that was fast
<aurra> time check: 11:25:59
*** Mode change "+o Duck9" on channel #hamnet by SysBotMgr
* Dudester pases the wind *blat*
* Dudester excuses himself
<Dudester> 2:30
* _Producer freshens the chan
<Dudester> aurra - oh. never mind :D
<_Producer> with a cyber-aerosol
*** Uros is now known as G_Stern
*** G_Stern is now known as Uros
<Dudester> Producer you going to mass invite the entire IRC? :D
<Uros> ok..warming up
*** Vermont is now known as _enter
<Uros> :)
<aurra> urg
*** _enter is now known as Vermont
<Dudester> Vermont - that's MY part :D
<aurra> i just thought i could do a global invite on edu and com and org
<aurra> heheh
<aurra> now *that* would go over really well...heheh
*** Signoff: Vermont (Leaving)
<Dudester> aurra do you that :D
/l lostms
> :
> :
>                ***<<< WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE >>>***
>       THAT THE LONG-LOST MANUSCRIPT "HamNet" HAS COME TO LIGHT..
>           The MS is 80 lines long and written in irc jargon
>       Scholars have long speculated that this rare document was
>    the source of inspiration for Shakespeare's verbose play "Hamlet"
>                      =========================
> ***<<< THIS CYBERPLAY WILL RECEIVE AN ALL-STAR PERFORMANCE SHORTLY >>>***
> :
> :
<SysBotMgr> go for it aurra
<Uros> misusing ur VOICE command as an IRCOP huh ?
<Dudester> Just make sure you do it another channel ;)
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-> *aurra* where's longy?
*aurra* i dunno....
*aurra* i can call him...
* Usher peers at DudesBot
-> *aurra* hmmm
*aurra* hold on
<Dudesbot> dudester o^ me
<Dudesbot> hehehe
*** Dudesbot is now known as Vermont
/mode * -i _producer
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<Fingwe> well, good evening again :-)
<Dudester> aurra - great idea
<Uros> re Fingwe
<Dudester> It's only 2:30 my time, Finggy.
<_Producer> re fingwe
<Fingwe> Uros :)
<Fingwe> Dudester hehe :-)
<Fingwe> Producer :-)
<_Producer> fingwe:Nickserv seems 2b back
* Vermont sweeps the floor, "It's dirty, go get your customes on
<Dudester> just do a /ignore service.de
<aurra> he isnt at home
<Fingwe> Producer is this the reason for you _ ? personaly i approve of it..
<Uros> hehe 
<Vermont> dudester what that
<_Producer> fingwe:yes
<Dudester> or aurra can kill him :D
<Vermont> kill who???
* Uros lurks    [42]
<Fingwe> yeah well but as long as the "real " producer does not want his
+nickname back?? :)
<_Producer> fingwe:my opinion is in alt.irc
<Fingwe> Producer aha! :-)
<_Producer> timecheck 11:32
<Dudester> 2:24
<Dudester> 2:34
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<Dudester> wheeeeeee. :D
<_Producer> re chrisP
<Dudester> Cast pary :D 
<ChrisP> re
<Dudester> whoops. Lagged
<Fingwe> 20:30 gmt+1
<_Producer> dude:yes yes yes we have champagne ready
<Uros> Ok..
<ChrisP> how are things looking, castwise?
<Uros> Where  is HAMlet ?
<Dudester> Producer - is Loverman casted too?
<aurra> yeah, wher is LM, he knows what time...
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<aurra> i told him
<PEZ> hallo :)
-> *aurra* if I go off net for any reason [e.g. system failure] keep em all in
+order as long as poss I have ways of getting back
<Fingwe> hallooo PEZ :)
<PEZ> fingwe!
<Uros> hi PEZ
<_Producer> Dude:yes loverman is ermmmm "colours"
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<Melisha> PEZ!NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com wanted me to join this channel.
<_Producer> welcome pez
<PEZ> hi aurra :) uros
<Fingwe> :-)
<_Producer> welcome melisha
* SysBotMgr hugs Melisha -- he knows her from #romance
<Dudester> hi Pez
/l pora
> Please enter  P if you wish to be a performer
> Please enter  A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
<PEZ> hi dudester :)
<PEZ> op melisha :)
*aurra* i am doing some inviting
<SysBotMgr> _Producer---Melisha is a bot
*twasntme* we're all ready here stuart
<PEZ> kiss me
* Dudester hopes he's not too lagged :D
<PEZ> :)
<PEZ> hmm
<CyberMaxx> a
-> *twasntme* roger
*aurra* that is why ppl are joining
<PEZ> melisha:
<Skywalk> re, i'm back! :)
-> *aurra* Ian has arrived & is standing by for a Grand Entrance
* Uros is going to get something to eat..brb
<Skywalk> P
<PEZ> hi skywalk
<Fingwe> re SkyWalk
<Dudester> Time check. 2:38
<PEZ> melisha is lagged :)
*aurra* if brandon doesnt show up within the next several minutes, recast
<Skywalk> Fing! :)
<_Producer> uros cevapcici???
*aurra* okie...
<Fingwe> :-)
<Skywalk> hi Piz :)
<Fingwe> 20:38
<ChrisP> brb
*** Signoff: ChrisP (Leaving)
<_Producer> pez u wanna act?
<Vermont> dudester, shut up, we dont care about the time the producer will
+remind you
<Fingwe> hehe Producer :)
<_Producer> melisha u wanna act
<PEZ> producer, um, nope :)
<_Producer> PEZ is a lurker
<Skywalk> Fingwe: r u in the play? :)
<Uros> re
<Vermont> _producer, i do
<PEZ> lurker?
<PEZ> no i was invited :)
<Uros> Producer : nope..not cevapcici :))
<Fingwe> Skywalk i am not sure yet....! :-) you?
*aurra* melisha is a bot
<_Producer> Pez:audience is v. important
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<PEZ> zippy
<Melisha> I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
<Skywalk> Fingwe: i'm not..unfornately..i think..:)
<PEZ> hi valerie
<Fingwe> Skywalk eh i cant play anyway ;-)
<_Producer> welcome valerie
<PEZ> :)
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* SysBotMgr gives Ham & Laer swords [58
<SysBotMgr> ]
<ChrisP> re
<Fingwe> welcome valerie yup
*aurra* and that isnt the real val, i dont think
-> *valerie* are u going 2 do the song?
<Skywalk> Fingwe: sure u can..everyone can act..:)
<Dudester> Loverman's here
<SysBotMgr> hellow Fingwe
<Fingwe> Skywalk eh um *blush* :)
<Uros> hi all u newly arrived ppl
<aurra> val: did you get it ?
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<Fingwe> hello ther SyBotMgr
<valerie> hi
<Skywalk> hehe :)
<_Producer> welcome all
*** Signoff: ChrisP (Bad link?)
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*** LoverMan has been kicked off channel #hamnet by Duck9
*** Mode change "+bb *!brianc@nova.unix.portal.com LoverMan!*@*" on channel
+#hamnet by Duck9
<valerie> starts in 20 min?
*** Signoff: valerie (ra.oc.com pilot.njin.net)
*** Signoff: rockhard (ra.oc.com pilot.njin.net)
*** Signoff: SysBotMgr (ra.oc.com pilot.njin.net)
<_Producer> welcome loverman
<Skywalk> time: 20:40
*twasntme* ian is renrut2 at the moment
<Fingwe> 20:40
<Dudester> Argh
<PEZ> split
<Dudester> netsplit
<Dudester> 2:41
*aurra* dhall is on line...did you want him?
<PEZ> melisha is so sexy
<PEZ> :)
<PEZ> kiss me
-> *aurra* YES YES
<Uros> To be or not to be..that is the question now... [56]
<PEZ> hmmm
<Uros> hehe
-> *valerie* ru going 2 do the song??
*** valerie: No such nickname
<PEZ> lagged
* Dudester starts making an aias
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<Duck9> Just like rokin -- there when you want him, gone when you need him!
+*pout*
<_Producer> re Nibbles
* PEZ spreads his lag on a ham and cheese sandwich
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/who *
Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
#hamnet    ChrisP    H   ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell)
#hamnet    Nibbles   H   ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse)
#hamnet    renrut2   H   mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner)
#hamnet    Melisha   H   Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde,
+/msg melisha help)
#hamnet    PEZ       H   NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com (<NUSSO>)
#hamnet    Fingwe    H*  lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz)
#hamnet    Vermont   H   BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<,
+BF>)
#hamnet    Duck9     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or
+AntiChrist)
#hamnet    CyberMaxx H   mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons)
#hamnet    Usher     H   pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help)
#hamnet    twasntme  H   root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net)
#hamnet    Skywalk   H   bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs
+comfort=)
#hamnet    Dudester  H   Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester)
#hamnet    aurra     H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
#hamnet    Uros      H   doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
<PEZ> hi nibbles :)
<Nibbles> re peeps!
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<PEZ> re valerie
*** val (~valda@camelot.bradley.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
<Skywalk> To kill or not to kill..that's a silly question :)
<val> ummmm
<val> ?
<Nibbles> wont be long...
*** Mode change "+o aurra" on channel #hamnet by SysBotMgr
<SysBotMgr> okie...netsplit there lost everybody
*** Signoff: valerie (pilot.njin.net *.tw)
<val> think u got the wrong lady here
<Fingwe> oeha
*** val has left channel #hamnet
<aurra> hi nibbles, chrisp
<PEZ> h val :)
<ChrisP> reeee
<ChrisP> i wonder if this will be a net-splling day
<Uros> re Aurra
<Nibbles> ops?
<ChrisP> splitting, that is
<Uros> Ok
<aurra> i hope not
-Melisha:#hamnet- Here is a hug sent from PEZ, ****HUGZ****

<SysBotMgr> %su LoverMan 0
<Duck9> brianc@nova.unix.portal.com ---SysBotMgr just removed you from
+autokick
<Uros> Time to move to one server
<_Producer> OK, ALL PRE-CAST ACTORS CHANGE YR NICKS PLZ
*** Signoff: twasntme (Changing Servers)
<PEZ> :)
*** ChrisP is now known as PROLOGUE
<Uros> PEZ : no hugs thank you
*** Mode change "+o Nibbles" on channel #hamnet by aurra
* PEZ sits back and gets ready to watch the show :)
*** Uros is now known as G_Stern
<SysBotMgr> %ub Loverman
*** Mode change "-bb *!brianc@nova.unix.portal.com LoverMan!*@*" on channel
+#hamnet by Duck9
*** G_Stern is now known as Uros
/W BECKY
*** BECKY: No such nickname
*** LoverMan (brianc@nova.unix.portal.com) has joined channel #hamnet
*** Value of INSERT_MODE set to OFF
<LoverMan> Butthead.  :P
*** Mode change "+o PROLOGUE" on channel #hamnet by aurra
-> *aurra* what hpnd 2 becky???
-> *aurra* it's casting time
/ who *
Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
#hamnet    LoverMan  H   brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate
+high)
#hamnet    SysBotMgr H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ!
+*quack*)
#hamnet    PROLOGUE  H@  ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell)
#hamnet    Nibbles   H@  ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse)
#hamnet    renrut2   H   mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner)
#hamnet    Melisha   H   Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde,
+/msg melisha help)
#hamnet    PEZ       H   NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com (<NUSSO>)
#hamnet    Fingwe    H*  lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz)
#hamnet    Vermont   H   BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<,
+BF>)
#hamnet    Duck9     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or
+AntiChrist)
#hamnet    CyberMaxx H   mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons)
#hamnet    Usher     H   pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help)
#hamnet    Skywalk   H   bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs
+comfort=)
#hamnet    Dudester  H   Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester)
#hamnet    aurra     H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
#hamnet    Uros      H   doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
<aurra> ATTN PRECAST MEMBERS, PLEASE CHANGE YOUR NICKS TO YOUR ROLE
<LoverMan> Quick question...  How do I know my que?  :)  I only know my line.
*** Dudester is now known as _Enter
> Nibbles get in costume pls
*** Uros is now known as G_Stern
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*** LoverMan is now known as Colours
*** Nibbles is now known as Ghost
*** SysBotMgr is now known as Kingg
*** PROLOGUE is now known as Prologue
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*** Mode change "+bb *!brianc@nova.unix.portal.com LoverMan!*@*" on channel
+#hamnet by irc.nchu.edu.tw
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<Ghost> aw SHUDDUP NICKSERV
* G_Stern tries his costume on
*** Mode change "-bbb GunHed!*@* LoverMan!*@* *!brianc@nova.unix.portal.com"
+on channel #hamnet by Kingg
*** Mode change "-b *!gunhed@netcom4.netcom.com" on channel #hamnet by Kingg
<valerie> What happened?
who *
*** Mode change "+s" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<Ghost> who decided to relaunch Nickserv today?
<aurra> fuck
Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
#hamnet    twasntme  H   ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net)
#hamnet    valerie   H   irc6759@irc.nsysu.edu.tw (From:[132.239.52.69])
#hamnet    Mundane   H   nevins@world.std.com (Compu$erve Sucks)
#hamnet    Colours   H   brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate
+high)
#hamnet    Kingg     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ!
+*quack*)
#hamnet    Prologue  H@  ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell)
#hamnet    Ghost     H@  ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse)
#hamnet    renrut2   H   mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner)
#hamnet    Melisha   H   Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde,
+/msg melisha help)
#hamnet    PEZ       H   NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com (<NUSSO>)
#hamnet    Fingwe    H*  lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz)
#hamnet    Vermont   H   BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<,
+BF>)
#hamnet    Duck9     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or
+AntiChrist)
#hamnet    CyberMaxx H   mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons)
#hamnet    Usher     H   pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help)
#hamnet    Skywalk   H   bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs
+comfort=)
#hamnet    _Enter    H   Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester)
#hamnet    aurra     H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
#hamnet    G_Stern   H   doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
<aurra> heheh
<Prologue> no!
<Prologue> pretty funny coincidence
*** Mode change "+o Ghost" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<G_Stern> just put an ignore on it
*** Signoff: Vermont (Bad link?)
<Skywalk> question: i have always wondered what the +v mean?
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<aurra> +v = voice...

++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 2: LAST-MINUTE CASTING +++++++++++++++++++
Return to ToC

<_Producer> Vermont: you are "SCENE" here come your llines
<G_Stern> Voiuce
/query vermont
*** Starting conversation with vermont
<Kingg> Skywalk---it means you can talk in a +m channel w/o ops
<aurra> so the actors can have their lines heard
<Skywalk> oh..thanx :)
/load scene
<G_Stern> It means when chan mode is +m
-> *vermont* ME 1: THE BATTLEMENTS  [8]
-> *vermont* ME 2: AFTER HAMLET'S CHEM LAB     [16]
-> *vermont* ME 3: INTERIOR    [30]
-> *vermont* ME 4: THE QUEEN'S CLOSET  [43]
-> *vermont* ME 5: GRUESOME FINALE     [54]
-> *vermont*   ********* PLEASE ADD / BEFORE EACH ME ********
*** vermont: No such nickname
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*** vermont: No such nickname
*** vermont: No such nickname
*** vermont: No such nickname
*** vermont: No such nickname
*** vermont: No such nickname
<G_Stern> that u can speak eventhough u r nor an OP
<Ghost> oh, I SEEEE! :)
<_Enter> aurra - what no +o :~(
/w vermont
*** vermont: No such nickname
/who *
Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
#hamnet    y1        H   y1@farman.cac.psu.edu (Zhaohui Yang)
#hamnet    llr       H   llr@192.231.221.1 (llr)
#hamnet    twasntme  H   ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net)
#hamnet    valerie   H   irc6759@irc.nsysu.edu.tw (From:[132.239.52.69])
#hamnet    Mundane   H   nevins@world.std.com (Compu$erve Sucks)
#hamnet    Colours   H   brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate
+high)
#hamnet    Kingg     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ!
+*quack*)
#hamnet    Prologue  H@  ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell)
#hamnet    Ghost     H@  ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse)
#hamnet    renrut2   H   mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner)
#hamnet    Melisha   H   Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde,
+/msg melisha help)
#hamnet    PEZ       H   NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com (<NUSSO>)
#hamnet    Fingwe    H*  lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz)
#hamnet    Duck9     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or
+AntiChrist)
#hamnet    CyberMaxx H   mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons)
#hamnet    Usher     H   pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help)
#hamnet    Skywalk   H   bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs
+comfort=)
#hamnet    _Enter    H   Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester)
#hamnet    aurra     H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
#hamnet    G_Stern   H   doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
<aurra> no.
/query
*** Ending conversation with vermont
<Skywalk> thanx ppl, now i've learned something new :)
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<Prologue> can i try my lines?
*** Mode change "+o jackolope" on channel #hamnet by Duck9
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<Skywalk> jackolope! :)
<Fingwe> jackolopeeeee!!!! :-)
<Kingg> you're welcome skywalk
<G_Stern> JAckolope !
<Ghost>  FLOOD PROTECTION DEACTIVATED
<Ghost> phew!
<Prologue> see if they work
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<G_Stern> :)
<_Producer> Skywalk you are Laertes here come yr lines
<jackolope> hi skywalk and g_stern and tango...I'm just watching...
/query 
*** Prologue has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to
+ircHamlet_World_Premiere_In_Progress    [2]
<Prologue> All the world's a Unix term....  [3]
<Prologue> ...and all the men & women merely irc addicts....  [4]
<Prologue> This extravaganza is Copyright 1993 The HamNet Players [5]
* _Enter Hamlet  [9]
* Mundane guesses this ain't really about turkey alternatives for Thanksgiving
+after all
<Prologue> Enjoy our show + no heckling plz [6]
<Prologue> Script should not be re-staged w/out permish [7]
*** Starting conversation with skywalk
<Kingg> hi jackolope
/l laertes
-> *skywalk* ME stabs Hamlet [60]
-> *skywalk* AAaaaarrrrrrhhhhh!!!!  [68]
-> *skywalk* ME dies  [69]
-> *skywalk*      *********** PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 60,69 **********
/query
*** Ending conversation with skywalk
<Prologue> hmmmm
<_Producer> skywalk;OK???
*** Prologue has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to HAMNET at 20:00 GMT
/w usher
*** Usher is pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help)
*** on channels: #hamnet 
*** on irc via server irc.netsys.com (NETSYS COMMUNICATIONS)
<Prologue> i wonder why the topic change came in after line 3
<_Producer> usher:you are Fortinbras here come yr lines
/query usher
*** Starting conversation with usher
/l laertes
-> *usher* ME stabs Hamlet [60]
-> *usher* AAaaaarrrrrrhhhhh!!!!  [68]
-> *usher* ME dies  [69]
-> *usher*      *********** PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 60,69 **********
/query
*** Ending conversation with usher
<_Producer> usher:OK?????
<_Producer> where the fuck are vermont & becky??
/who *
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Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
#hamnet    Prologue  H@  ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell)
#hamnet    Duck9     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or
+AntiChrist)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
*** Signoff: Prologue (Bad link?)
<Duck9> Just like rokin -- there when you want him, gone when you need him!
+*pout*
<_Producer> oops netsplitsville
who *
Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
#hamnet    Duck9     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or
+AntiChrist)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
/w aurra
*** aurra: No such nickname
/who #england
Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
/who #francais
Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
/w aurra
*** aurra: No such nickname
/who #twilight_zone
Channel    Nickname  S   User@Host (Name)
:
:
:
:
/server irc.caltech.edu
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*** Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #hamnet
*** Topic for #hamnet: ircHamlet_World_Premiere_In_Progress    [2]
*** Users on #hamnet: Producer PEZ Synrg Skywalk @Kingg Melisha @aurra Ingimar
+steve @Uros Gobbo frosty Prologue renrut2 amyray llr @twasntme +Colours
+Fingwe CyberMaxx Usher +_Enter 
-service.de- * This Nickname is already used frequently by another person.
+Please try to avoid confusion and choose another one.
*** Ghost (ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
<Kingg> right here
(Colours/#hamnet) <--  Not changing servers.
<Prologue> re prod
*** Mode change "+o Producer" on channel #hamnet by Kingg
<Ghost> ops pls?
<aurra> gotta love it
*** Uros is now known as G_Stern
* Skywalk has changed server already..
<_Producer> I'm back
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<aurra> okkay
-> *aurra* oops server prob
<G_Stern> Ok
<Ghost> I NEED OPS - LINE 13
<amyray> brb
/who *
*** Mode change "+o Prologue" on channel #hamnet by aurra
#hamnet    Amy2      H   surfette@deeptht.armory.com (Amy Kathleen Williams)
#hamnet    Ghost     H   ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse)
#hamnet    Producer  H@  sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
#hamnet    PEZ       H   NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com (<NUSSO>)
#hamnet    Synrg     H   BG@dyma.dymaxion.ns.ca (<Synergist>)
#hamnet    Skywalk   H   ~bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs
+comfort=)
#hamnet    Kingg     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ!
+*quack*)
#hamnet    Melisha   H   Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde,
+/msg melisha help)
#hamnet    aurra     H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)
#hamnet    Ingimar   H   ingimarr@rvik.ismennt.is (42, 2A, 101010, 52)
#hamnet    steve     H   steve@backdrop.esnet.com (Steve Froeschke)
#hamnet    G_Stern   H@  doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
#hamnet    Gobbo     H   rmpol@netcom5.netcom.com (*Unknown*)
#hamnet    frosty    H   frosty@cardinal.demon.co.uk (frosty the lion)
#hamnet    Prologue  H@  ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell)
#hamnet    renrut2   H   ~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner)
#hamnet    amyray    H   ~dmh@lemmings.cursci.com (D.M. Hall)
#hamnet    llr       H   llr@192.231.221.1 (llr)
#hamnet    twasntme  H@  ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net)
#hamnet    Colours   H*+ brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate
+high)
#hamnet    Fingwe    H*  lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz)
#hamnet    CyberMaxx H   mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons)
#hamnet    Usher     H   pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help)
#hamnet    _Enter    H+  Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester)
*** Signoff: amyray (Error 0)
<G_Stern> What SERVEr shall it be than
*** Signoff: Fingwe (Error 0 occurred.)
<Prologue> ta aurra
*** Dudester (~Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
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*** amyray is now known as Maquesta
<Murxer> oopsie
*** Maquesta is now known as amyray
*** Murxer is now known as Fingwe
*** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<Fingwe> soda
<R_krantz> Evening
<Dudester> someone vi me
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<Dudester> v me
<_Producer> welcome maquesta do u wanna part?
* Ghost doesnt NORMALLY beg for ops...
<R_krantz> Phew... just in time eh?
*aurra* i am really mad at longy....for this
*** Dudester is now known as _Enter
*** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by aurra
*** Opheila is now known as Ophelia
<Kingg> R_krantz---only by 4 minutes
*** Signoff: llr (Error 0)
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<aurra> time check: 11:57
/set hold_mode on
*** Value of HOLD_MODE set to ON
<Ghost> The time in the UK is 19:55
<_Enter> 2:59
/who *
#hamnet    llr       H   ~llr@telerama.lm.com (llr)
#hamnet    Ophelia   H   Vgrey@apm-b337-7.ucsd.edu (The Notorious Internet
+Celebrity)
#hamnet    Fingwe    H   lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz)
#hamnet    R_krantz  H+  absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk (Look can I help it?)
#hamnet    amyray    H   ~dmh@lemmings.cursci.com (D.M. Hall)
#hamnet    _Enter    H+  ~Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester)
#hamnet    Amy2      H   surfette@deeptht.armory.com (Amy Kathleen Williams)
#hamnet    Ghost     H   ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse)
#hamnet    Producer  H@  sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
#hamnet    PEZ       H   NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com (<NUSSO>)
#hamnet    Synrg     H   BG@dyma.dymaxion.ns.ca (<Synergist>)
#hamnet    Skywalk   H   ~bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs
+comfort=)
#hamnet    Kingg     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ!
+*quack*)
#hamnet    Melisha   H   Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde,
+/msg melisha help)
#hamnet    aurra     H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)
#hamnet    Ingimar   H   ingimarr@rvik.ismennt.is (42, 2A, 101010, 52)
#hamnet    steve     H   steve@backdrop.esnet.com (Steve Froeschke)
#hamnet    G_Stern   H@  doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
--- more ---
#hamnet    Gobbo     H   rmpol@netcom5.netcom.com (*Unknown*)
#hamnet    frosty    H   frosty@cardinal.demon.co.uk (frosty the lion)
#hamnet    Prologue  H@  ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell)
#hamnet    renrut2   H   ~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner)
#hamnet    twasntme  H@  ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net)
#hamnet    Colours   H*+ brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate
+high)
#hamnet    CyberMaxx H   mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons)
#hamnet    Usher     H   pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help)
<Fingwe> 20:57
(Colours/#hamnet) 11:57
<Ophelia> 12:01 here
* PEZ is now known as Lighting_Specialist
*** Mode change "+v Ophelia" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<Skywalk> 20:58
<PEZ> :)
<_Enter> aurra - v me.
<aurra> thank you all for telling time
<R_krantz> 19:56
<Ingimar> is everybody here on the same server ?
*** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<G_Stern> Enter : U R vied
--- more --- on #hamnet (+s)
<Ghost> Flaming-hell - can someone op me PLEASE - check the script line 13
<Prologue> nope
* PEZ sets uplights and cameras around the channel
<G_Stern> Nope
<Ophelia> are we supposed to be on the same server?
*** Mode change "+o Ghost" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<Ghost> thanx!
<R_krantz> Ah G_Stern. How are you my good friend and companion
<_Producer> ingimar:please take a role
<Skywalk> hmm...
<Ghost> WHERES THE LEAD?
/mode * +o ghost
*** Mode change "+o Ghost" on channel #hamnet by Producer
<Skywalk> Prod: am i in the play??
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*** Ingimar is now known as audience
<_Enter> serv irc.uiuc.edu
<_Producer> spaceboy wanna part?
<audience> Producer: who me ?
/w auadience
*** auadience: No such nick/channel
*** audience is now known as Ingimar
*twasntme* jusat say when u want ian to switch to hamlet
/w audience
*** audience: No such nick/channel
*aurra* the, scene, audience, prompter
*** PEZ is now known as Valet_boy
<G_Stern> Well  R_krantz better than our friend Hamlet..I hear he is so
+depressed that he will not be showing up for our performance
<Ghost>  Everyone - if you havent already done so, please change servert to
+irc.uiuc.edu
<Valet_boy> :)
*** Signoff: Ophelia (Error 0)
* Ghost cant spell server :)
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*aurra* queen polon. laertes, fort
<aurra> NO!
*** Signoff: frosty (Ping timeout)
*** Signoff: R_krantz (Error 0)
*** Valet_boy is now known as PEZ
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*** Signoff: CyberMaxx (Leaving)
<aurra> do not change to a diffrent sever
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<aurra> crap
<_Producer> changing servers
<Prologue> i refuse
*** Kingg is now known as SysBotMgr
/server irc.uiuc.edu
*** Connecting to port 6667 of server irc.uiuc.edu
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*** Mode change "+i" for user _Producer by _Producer
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*** Topic for #hamnet: ircHamlet_World_Premiere_In_Progress    [2]
*** Users on #hamnet: _Producer Spaceboy Opheila R_krantz Gothmog llr Fingwe
+amyray +_Enter Amy2 @Ghost PEZ Synrg Skywalk @SysBotMgr Melisha @aurra
+Ingimar steve @G_Stern Gobbo @Prologue renrut2 @twasntme +Colours Usher 
 --- more --- on #hamnet (+s)
*** Opheila is now known as Ophelia
<SysBotMgr> DO NOT CHANGE SERVERS -- YOU WILL END UP LAGGED!!!!!
(Colours/#hamnet) R_:  What?  Your diapers?  ;)
* G_Stern is on irc.netsys.com
*** Mode change "+o _Producer" on channel #hamnet by Ghost
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(_Enter/#hamnet) I'm back
(_Enter/#hamnet) someone v me for the last time.
<Ghost> SBM - er or split?
/set hold_mode off
*** Value of HOLD_MODE set to OFF
<R_krantz> Ahh ghost! Greetings :)
<aurra> grrrrrr
*** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by Ghost
<Ophelia> :)
*** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by aurra
*** Mode change "+pi-s" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
<Skywalk> ...guess not..:(
*** Mode change "+s-pi" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
<_Producer> amyray WILL U B PROMPTER PLEASE
<Prologue> why invite only?  don't you want an audience?
(_Enter/#hamnet) 3:02. Make a invite.
<amyray> what do i need to do?
*** Mode change "-s" on channel #hamnet by aurra
* _Enter is bored
<_Producer> amyray:only ONE LINE
*** lewd (lewd@serena.ee.pdx.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
(Colours/#hamnet) +nt atleast.
<lewd> hey
<G_Stern> oops
*** Mode change "+m" on channel #hamnet by aurra
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<aurra> EVERYONE PLESE BE QUIET
*** Mode change "+nt" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
(_Enter/#hamnet) colours - leave and rejoin the channel
<aurra> Now...
* Colours falls off the channel...
*** Colours has left channel #hamnet
(_Enter/#hamnet) Tawnya's back
-> *aurra* no don't +m yet pls
*amyray* what you need me to do?
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*aurra* *sigh*
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*** Mode change "-m" on channel #hamnet by aurra
-> *amyray* enter yr line on cue
*** Erdor (irc2@ra.info.sunyit.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
/query amyray
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*** Starting conversation with amyray
*** Mode change "+vv Colours Ophelia" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
<aurra> I dont give a rip if toni is back or not
*amyray* what line?
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<Prologue> what is my cue, byt the way?
<PEZ> places everyone :)
-> *amyray* Psst! Thou hast thy father much offended..  [47]
*aurra* we need to do recasting
* Skywalk is watching the flood..
<PEZ> hi cujohn :)
<Prologue> since i have the first line.....
/query
*** Ending conversation with amyray
<CUJohn> Hi, Pez.  :-)
<Ghost> audience applauding
*aurra* lewd is here...
<_Producer> amyray:WRITE THAT DOWN
*amyray* whats my cue?
* Skywalk wonders: where's my seat? :)
<Ghost> prologue:audience applauding
*aurra* G_stern, recast him?
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<Prologue> thank you
<Ghost> :)
<_Producer> amyray line 46 is yr cue for line 46
<lewd> lame
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<amyray> but its line 47
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* R_krantz is in the greenroom still. Have we been called yet?
-> *aurra* why... Uros gone???
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<Ghost> shhhhh
/w fingwe
*** Fingwe is lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz)
*** on channels: #hamnet 
*** on irc via server olymp.wu-wien.ac.at ([137.208.8.30 6666] Vienna,
+Austria)
*** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
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<Ghost> ANYONE WITH FLOOD-PROTECTION - PLEASE TURN IT OFF
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* Skywalk is looking for a seat..
*aurra* no, lewd was an orignal auditionie
<_Producer> Fingwe:WILL YOU PLEASE PLAY_QUEEN???
* Ghost remembers the last production
*** Mode change "+o SysBotMgr" on channel #hamnet by Duck9
<PEZ> ack gotta go... maybe next time
*** Mode change "+o aurra" on channel #hamnet by Duck9
<aurra> We ask if you have a flood/mass protect activated that you please turn
+it off for the performace, as well as refraining from msging the actors
+during the performance.  Thanks!
-> *aurra* we thot lewd was a bot
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<Fingwe> producer what will i have to do?
-> *fingwe* we need you!!!!
*aurra* i think at one point he was
*** Fingwe is now known as PLAY_QUEE
<Skywalk> AH...Finally, i found a empty seat :)
*aurra* does that make any sense?
<PLAY_QUEE> oha
<Ingimar> Skywalk: here's a seat, besides me
*** Starting conversation with fingwe
<PLAY_QUEE> 9 letters only
/l queen
-> *fingwe* Don't flame me, i'm yr Ma!      [45]
-> *fingwe* Er....   [46]
-> *fingwe* Oh, right.... Yr dad's pissed at u   [48]
-> *fingwe* Now look what u've done u little nerd.   :-(  [52]
-> *fingwe* TOPIC DEATH    [55]
-> *fingwe* ME takes a drink   [57]
-> *fingwe* Holy shit this Danish vodka is like poison   :-@     [63]
-> *fingwe* ME dies in agony    [65]
-> *fingwe*      ************ PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 55,57,65 ******
*** fingwe: No such nick/channel
*** fingwe: No such nick/channel
*** fingwe: No such nick/channel
*** fingwe: No such nick/channel
*** fingwe: No such nick/channel
*** fingwe: No such nick/channel
<aurra> _QUEEN
*** fingwe: No such nick/channel
*** PLAY_QUEE is now known as PLAYQUEEN
*** fingwe: No such nick/channel
<PLAYQUEEN> ah
*** fingwe: No such nick/channel
*** PLAYQUEEN is now known as _QUEEN
/query
*** Ending conversation with fingwe
(_Enter/#hamnet) someone massinvite #hotsex :D
<Skywalk> thanx Ingimar :)
<_QUEEN> and my lines?
<Gothmog> heh fing
<_QUEEN> :-)
/query _queen
*** Starting conversation with _queen
<Ophelia> ?
/l queen
-> *_queen* Don't flame me, i'm yr Ma!      [45]
-> *_queen* Er....   [46]
-> *_queen* Oh, right.... Yr dad's pissed at u   [48]
-> *_queen* Now look what u've done u little nerd.   :-(  [52]
-> *_queen* TOPIC DEATH    [55]
-> *_queen* ME takes a drink   [57]
-> *_queen* Holy shit this Danish vodka is like poison   :-@     [63]
-> *_queen* ME dies in agony    [65]
-> *_queen*      ************ PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 55,57,65 ******
*aurra* anna-marie is here
* Skywalk sits down, besidees Ingimar
*aurra* scathach
/query
*** Ending conversation with _queen
*** Mode change "+v _QUEEN" on channel #hamnet by aurra
* twasntme shuffles around getting comfortable
<G_Stern> ok
*** Signoff: Spaceboy (Error 0)
<_Producer> fingwe:WRITE THAT ALL DOWN
*** Mode change "+o aurra" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
*** amyray is now known as _Prompter
<Erdor> 'sits down
* Ophelia fumbles with her dress.
*** SysBotMgr is now known as Kingg
*** Oli_ (olit@rvik.ismennt.is) has joined channel #Hamnet
<_Producer> welcome anna marie
*** Spaceboy (cjmcclel@discovery.brad.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
*** trigger (trigger@akureyri.ismennt.is) has joined channel #Hamnet
<_QUEEN> okie i logg ed it give me 5 minites
* _Enter nukes
*** _QUEEN has left channel #hamnet
* R_krantz is in the Greenroom. Getting into character
/who *
*Scathach* Hey there.
#hamnet    trigger   H   trigger@akureyri.ismennt.is (Tryggvi R. Jonsson)
#hamnet    Spaceboy  H   cjmcclel@discovery.brad.ac.uk (CJ MCCLELLAND)
#hamnet    Oli_      H   olit@rvik.ismennt.is (Oli Thor Atlason)
#hamnet    Scathach  H   ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Anna-Marie  York)
#hamnet    Duck9     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or
+AntiChrist)
#hamnet    jones     H   jones@eskimo.com (unpredictability at its finest)
#hamnet    Gothmog   H   pedersoe@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Be yourself, by yourself,
+stay away from me!)
#hamnet    frosty    H   frosty@cardinal.demon.co.uk (frosty the lion)
#hamnet    CUJohn    H   fowlerc@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (John C. Fowler)
#hamnet    Erdor     H   irc2@ra.info.sunyit.edu (From-> unixg.ubc.ca)
#hamnet    ricp      H   rlk@chcgn.ch.ic.ac.uk (Mr R.L. Kinder)
#hamnet    Colours   H*+ brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate
+high)
#hamnet    Badil     H   steve@rama.demon.co.uk (Email:steve@rama.demon.co.uk)
#hamnet    CyberMaxx H   mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
#hamnet    Ophelia   H+  ~Vgrey@apm-b337-7.ucsd.edu (The Notorious Internet
+Celebrity)
#hamnet    R_krantz  H+  absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk (Look can I help it?)
#hamnet    llr       H   ~llr@telerama.lm.com (llr)
#hamnet    _Prompter H   ~dmh@lemmings.cursci.com (D.M. Hall)
#hamnet    _Enter    H+  ~Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester)
#hamnet    Amy2      H   surfette@deeptht.armory.com (Amy Kathleen Williams)
#hamnet    Ghost     H@  ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse)
#hamnet    Synrg     H   BG@dyma.dymaxion.ns.ca (<Synergist>)
#hamnet    Skywalk   H   ~bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs
+comfort=)
#hamnet    Kingg     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ!
+*quack*)
#hamnet    Melisha   H   Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde,
+/msg melisha help)
#hamnet    aurra     H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)
#hamnet    Ingimar   H   ingimarr@rvik.ismennt.is (42, 2A, 101010, 52)
#hamnet    steve     H   steve@backdrop.esnet.com (Steve Froeschke)
#hamnet    G_Stern   H@  doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
#hamnet    Gobbo     H   rmpol@netcom5.netcom.com (*Unknown*)
#hamnet    Prologue  H@  ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell)
#hamnet    renrut2   H   ~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner)
#hamnet    twasntme  H@  ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net)
#hamnet    Usher     H   pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help)
*** SkinnyPup (zens@ucsu.Colorado.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
* Kingg is in character right now...
<G_Stern> Hamnet is secret...
<G_Stern> ?
*** Splat (markt@coho.halcyon.com) has joined channel #hamnet
*** Oli_ has left channel #hamnet
<_Producer> scathach:will you play "_The"???
*aurra* polo, laertes, fort_bra
* jones is really excited.
<Colours> SP!  Splat!
<Colours> :)
* Ophelia dances around the stage.
<SkinnyPup> hahahhaha
*aurra* drum, polon.
(_Enter/#hamnet) This is a log of Hamnet '94. :Log is activated
*** Mode change "+m" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
*aurra* splat is kewl
*** Mode change "-m" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<aurra> no.
*Scathach* if Aurra agrees...I told her I'd help stage manage
<Ghost> Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the bastard. 
-> *aurra* laert is cast
<Ghost> :)
*aurra* do we have an audience?
<SkinnyPup> hahahhaha
*aurra* who is playing laert
-> *scathach* I SAY SO!!!!
(_Enter/#hamnet) Hey SP
(_Enter/#hamnet) <- Dudester
<G_Stern> Y not Aurra ?
*** CUJohn is now known as CUJOhn2
<SkinnyPup> cool
<aurra> not yet
/QUERY scathach
*** Starting conversation with scathach
*** CUJOhn2 is now known as CUJohn2
* Ophelia giggles.
/l the
<G_Stern> CU !
*** the: File not found
*Scathach* Understood. :)
* Kingg give Ham and Laer swords [58]
<SkinnyPup> wow
*** OldBear (oldbear@JACK-VANCE.MIT.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
*** Tychy (lherron@atanasoff.sfasu.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
<frosty> lewis: oh OK that makes sense
<Kingg> go for it, lads! [59]
-> *scathach* here are _The's lines
<Colours> Ty!
<Ghost> Who's playing the lead?
* jones waves to oldbear.
* Ophelia is lost.
<Tychy> Wouldn't +m make sense? :-)
<SkinnyPup> I am
<jones> there's a seat here for you!
<Prologue> tychy: when it is time, yes
<_Prompter> +m would make a lot of sense
(_Enter/#hamnet) where's Hamlet?
<aurra> not right now
*** _QUEEN (lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at) has joined channel #hamnet
* Ophelia wonders where Hamlet is, too.
*** Mode change "+v Prologue" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
<_QUEEN> ok
-> *scathach* CURTAIN RISES to reveal the stageset... [0]
<_QUEEN> got everything :-)
* twasntme has hamlet hidden away backstage
<SkinnyPup> I'll be hamlet ;)
*** Mode change "+v Scathach" on channel #hamnet by aurra
*** Mode change "+v Ophelia" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
*** SkinnyPup is now known as SP
* Skywalk is a bear :)
*** _Prompter is now known as amyray
-> *scathach* CURTAIN SLOWLY FALLS {{{{{{{{----- THE END ------}}}}}}}} [79]
/query
*** Ending conversation with scathach
<_Producer> scathach:get that????
<Gothmog> heya sp
* Ophelia is lost.
<SP> hey goth
<Skywalk> :)
-> *ophelia* are u goihng 2 do the song?
<SP> gothmog: do you think henry rollins will ever come here?
* G_Stern is ready...*ahem*
*Scathach* Lines 0, 79 received.
* R_krantz is ready
*Ophelia* sure, but how do i know my lines and when? im lost
<Gothmog> sp good question that would be cool tho
*aurra* longy is here
<Colours> Nature calls.  BRB.
<SP> yea it would
*** Scathach is now known as _The
<SP> he hates colorado
<_Producer>   Ladies and gentlemen... Introducing our star...MrIan Taylor!@!!!
* Ophelia thinks when nature calls, she answers the phone.
<SP> oh well
*** amyray is now known as _Prompter
*** LoNgY (smiguel@lonestar.utsa.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
*** Mode change "+v _Prompter" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<Gothmog> maybe someday he'll change his mind...
<Skywalk> clap clap
*** Mode change "+o LoNgY" on channel #hamnet by Duck9
* Amy2 claps.
(_Enter/#hamnet) Hey Longy
*aurra* whois scene?
*** Mode change "+v LoNgY" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
* Kingg applauds
-> *twasntme* get im on..!
*aurra* fort_bras?
<SP> yeah as soon as a ll the nazi pieces of shit die
<Ghost> *appluse*
<Ghost> <---------can't type
*** renrut2 is now known as hamlet
*aurra* colours and attendants?
<Ophelia> :)
<SP> *whistles*
<_Producer>     clap, clap, clap  
<SP> :)
* hamlet bows
* Kingg applauds
* Ophelia jumps up&down.
<Kingg> -:)
*** Mode change "+v hamlet" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
* R_krantz yawns
* G_Stern lurks
* llr applauds
(_Enter/#hamnet) Hamlet is GOD :D
<SP> *whistle whistle*
* Amy2 eyeballs Hamlet and whistles.
<SP> *whoop..whoop*
<_Producer> "hamlet" is a genuine actor with the Royal Shakesp Co in London
<R_krantz> Come on get on with it.
/who * 
#hamnet    LoNgY     H@  smiguel@lonestar.utsa.edu (Da Shit.)
#hamnet    _QUEEN    H*  lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz)
#hamnet    Tychy     H*  lherron@atanasoff.sfasu.edu ( Tychy )
#hamnet    OldBear   H   oldbear@JACK-VANCE.MIT.EDU (Wise and Noble Beast)
#hamnet    Splat     H   markt@coho.halcyon.com (Have you had your Splat
+today?)
#hamnet    SP        H   zens@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Fallen Angel...)
#hamnet    trigger   H   trigger@akureyri.ismennt.is (Tryggvi R. Jonsson)
#hamnet    Spaceboy  H   cjmcclel@discovery.brad.ac.uk (CJ MCCLELLAND)
#hamnet    _The      H+  ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Anna-Marie  York)
#hamnet    Duck9     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or
+AntiChrist)
#hamnet    jones     H   jones@eskimo.com (unpredictability at its finest)
#hamnet    Gothmog   H   pedersoe@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Be yourself, by yourself,
+stay away from me!)
#hamnet    frosty    H   frosty@cardinal.demon.co.uk (frosty the lion)
#hamnet    CUJohn2   H   fowlerc@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (John C. Fowler)
#hamnet    Erdor     H   irc2@ra.info.sunyit.edu (From-> unixg.ubc.ca)
#hamnet    ricp      H   rlk@chcgn.ch.ic.ac.uk (Mr R.L. Kinder)
#hamnet    Colours   H*+ brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate
+high)
#hamnet    Badil     H   steve@rama.demon.co.uk (Email:steve@rama.demon.co.uk)
#hamnet    CyberMaxx H   mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
#hamnet    Ophelia   H+  ~Vgrey@apm-b337-7.ucsd.edu (The Notorious Internet
+Celebrity)
#hamnet    R_krantz  H+  absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk (Look can I help it?)
#hamnet    llr       H   ~llr@telerama.lm.com (llr)
#hamnet    _Prompter H+  ~dmh@lemmings.cursci.com (D.M. Hall)
#hamnet    _Enter    H+  ~Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester)
#hamnet    Amy2      H   surfette@deeptht.armory.com (Amy Kathleen Williams)
#hamnet    Ghost     H@  ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse)
#hamnet    Synrg     H   BG@dyma.dymaxion.ns.ca (<Synergist>)
#hamnet    Skywalk   H   ~bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs
+comfort=)
#hamnet    Kingg     H@  bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ!
+*quack*)
#hamnet    Melisha   H   Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde,
+/msg melisha help)
#hamnet    aurra     H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)22
* Skywalk stands and applauds loud *CLAP*  *CLAP*
<R_krantz> We are ten minutes late you know.
<Ghost> I met god once. He kicked me out, and I have to roam this place
+forevermore.
<SP> come on
<Amy2> WOO WOO
<hamlet> paid
(_Enter/#hamnet) Real-life actor. :D
<SP> hahahahaha
/set hold_mode off
*** Value of HOLD_MODE set to OFF
<Prologue> shall we begin, aurra?
<G_Stern> original
<G_Stern> = genuine
* Ophelia hands hamlet $5.
<_Producer> longy  can u play Polonius?
<SP> begin!
* R_krantz is an actor too.
<Ghost> Is all the cast +v'd?
<G_Stern> real
<LoNgY> yes
<LoNgY> need script
<R_krantz> Only amateur though
<Ophelia> VD??!
<Prologue> ah, stillcasting
/query longy
*** Starting conversation with longy
*** Mode change "+v Ghost" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
* Ghost is a pro
<SP> I get paid to watch this don't I?
<R_krantz> I'm not +v yet
*aurra* do we have everyone?
<CyberMaxx> * wants to knwow when we're starting.
/l polonius
-> *longy* Arrrghhhh!!!   [50]
/query\
*** Unknown command: QUERY\
/query
*** Ending conversation with longy
<Ghost> yes u are R-K
*** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
<_Producer> there, longy, best part of all
* Skywalk is -ov :)
*** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<R_krantz> Oh.. it doesn't say so on my status line
<_The> tEST
<G_Stern> never the less
<Ingimar> What is +v ?
<_Prompter> lets get on with it
<_Producer>   3 parts to cast.. WHO HAS NOT GOT A PART THAT WANTS ONE???
<Ophelia> R_krantz and G-Sterns are dead...ooops, wrong play :)
<aurra> Ingimar: voice
*aurra* is ingimar the voice?
<Ghost> Voice - in moderation mode you can talk - but youre not an op
<_Prompter> ill take a second part
<SP> I'll take a partr
<_Producer> ophelia:hehehehe nice 1
<Skywalk> ME ! :)
<_Prompter> only got 1 line
<frosty> oh yeah who for?
*aurra* the audience i mean?
<R_krantz> ophelia.. That is the correct play dahling... it's where uncle Tom
+got the idea.
<SP> that will be fun
<G_Stern> R_kranz my chum have u heard Ophelia ?
*LoNgY* ok.
<Kingg> test
*** trigger has left channel #hamnet
<SP> testing 1...2...3...4
<SP> ok
*jones* what does it entail?
*** Mode change "+v Kingg" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
<_Producer> Prompter DOUBLE AS DRUM PLEASE
*** OldBear is now known as TheCritic
* Ophelia cant stand Tom Stoppard, prefers Harold Pinter any day :)
<aurra> time check: 12:14pm EST
<SP> PA test
<SP> 1..2...3.....4
<G_Stern> re    [34]
<_Prompter> give me line
<R_krantz> re           [33]
/QUERY _prompter
*** Starting conversation with _prompter
* Ophelia dances around stage in a torn white dress.
*** Tychy has left channel #hamnet
<SP> hahahahahaha
/l drum
-> *_prompter* Like, rat-a-tat, man   [75]
<Prologue> *sigh*
/query
*** Ending conversation with _prompter
<Ghost> Who aint got the script?
<G_Stern> re    [34]
<_Producer> got that amyray?
<Ophelia> I dont got the script
<_Prompter> got it
* Kingg gives Ham and Laer swords [58]
<R_krantz> Well done G_Stern...
<Kingg> Go for it, Lads! [59]
* SP beats ophelia over the head with a tenis racket
<Gothmog> hmm
<_Prompter> lets get this show on the road
<Ghost> ok - just as long as prompter has it this time
*** Gothmog has left channel #hamnet
<G_Stern> OK : is everyone accounted for ?
*** Prologue has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to still casting--this
+is your chance!
*** LoNgY is now known as Polonius
<_Producer> ophelia RU KIDDING??? I E-MAILED U THE SCRIPT A YEAR AGO
<Ophelia> Prod: to where? i never got it
<SP> wow
<G_Stern> tsk tsk..
*Prologue* alas, val's had several accounts yanked recently
*** SP has left channel #hamnet
*** You have new email.
* Skywalk don;t have neither a part or a script...
-> *ophelia* OH SHIT...HERE IT COMES THEN
/query ophelia
*** Starting conversation with ophelia
* G_Stern gossips with R__krantz about Ophelia
/l ophelia
-> *ophelia* Here's yr stuff back        [22]
-> *ophelia* O heavenly powers: restore him!  [24]
-> *ophelia* ME thinks Hamlet's nuts  [25]
-> *ophelia* :-(    [28]
-> *ophelia* SIGNOFF <drowning>   [29]
-> *ophelia*   ********* PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 25,29 *********
-> *ophelia*   ********* AFTER YOUR SIGNOFF PLEASE COME BACK TO THE CHAN
-> *ophelia*   ********* AS Ailehpo **********
<Skywalk> or=nor...
<R_krantz> 14 minutes late. Hmmmmm
<Skywalk> :)
*Polonius* i dont know the words for polunious
*Ophelia* email it to vgrey@freenet.fsu.edu
/query
*** Ending conversation with ophelia
* _QUEEN sits down on her throne
* _Enter snores loudly
*** Mode change "+v _QUEEN" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
* TheCritic may just wait for the video to come out.
*aurra* okay?
<_QUEEN> :-)
*aurra* we readY?
<_Producer> OPHELIA:WRITE IT DOWN NOW PLEASE
<Ghost> well, it was about 45 mins late last time
<aurra> DOES EVERYONE HAVE THIER PARTS?
<Polonius> not i
<Ghost> yes
<_QUEEN> i have
*** mUnChIe (afdaniel@yankton.ucs.indiana.edu) has joined channel #Hamnet
-> *aurra* almost... keep em quiet
<Prologue> yes
* R_krantz has his parts thanks
<_Prompter> yup
<Kingg> Aaaaarrgghhh!!!!! [66]
* Kingg dies [67]
(_Enter/#hamnet) yeppers
<_QUEEN> lo munchie
*** Mmmm (mandar@banshee.ecn.uoknor.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
<Ghost> Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the bastard. 
+[12]
<_QUEEN> Mmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** Kingg is now known as _King
<Polonius> yo munchie
* _King gives Ham and Laer swords [58]
<_King> Go for it, Lads! [59]
<_King> Aaaaarrgghhh!!!!! [66]
* _King dies [67]
<Mmmm> Hiya
<_Producer>  HOLD IT GUYS
/w uros
*** uros: No such nick/channel
<Ghost> OK!
<Ghost> *holding*
<G_Stern> re    [34]
<Prologue> don't want to give away the ending!!
<Mmmm> why doesnt someone moderate the channel
/w g_stern
*** G_Stern is doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
*** on channels: @#hamnet 
*** on irc via server irc.netsys.com (NETSYS COMMUNICATIONS)
<G_Stern> fuckza matter w/him?     [39]
<aurra> we will soon
*** Tarador (shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu) has joined channel #HamNet
<aurra> really soon
<Prologue> mmmm: soon
* G_Stern lurks    [42]
<R_krantz> Guess he must be lagged.  Let's lurk       [40]
*** Mode change "+m" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<_King> hi mUnChIe and Tarador
*** SkinnyPup (zens@ucsu.Colorado.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
*aurra* are we ready?
<_Producer>     OK HERE WE GO... QUIET PLEASE  
*** Signoff: Erdor (Error 0)
(_Enter/#hamnet) hi munchie and tarador :D
<G_Stern> ok
<_QUEEN> wow #hamnet the new oper channel :)
(_Enter/#hamnet) ok
*** trigger (trigger@akureyri.ismennt.is) has joined channel #hamnet
*Polonius* need script for polonios
/l instruc
<G_Stern> *ahem*
> :
> :
> OK, Here's how it works....
> Each actor should have his/her lines ONLY. IF NOT, SQUAWK NOW
> Each line is numbered at the end like this.... [14]
> Every line you have must be entered in the overall numeric sequence...
> and the entire script will appear.
> EXAMPLE: If you have a line numbered [14], wait until you see
> somebody else enter line [13] and then enter your line [14]
> OBVIOUSLY IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU INCLUDE THE LINE NUMBER
> IN YOUR INPUT -- IT IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S CUE.
> NOTE: Some actors have more than one line in sequence....
> So, if you have both lines [13] and [14], you cue yourself for [14]
> +=========== 30 sec PAUSE FOR QUESTIONS ============+
> :
> :
*** Mode change "+i" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<G_Stern> let's..
(_Enter/#hamnet) desynched from poe.acc.virgina.edu
/nick set
*Erdor* can I get into hamnet?
*** _Producer is now known as set
*** SkinnyPup is now known as WHAT
<_QUEEN> yes got that too
*** WHAT is now known as SP
<Ghost> enter?
-> *_The* GO FOR IT!!!!!!
<aurra> ANY QUESTIONS?
<G_Stern> OK
<G_Stern> yes :
*** Mode change "+v _The" on channel #hamnet by aurra
-> *_The* go WITH LINE 0\
*** SP is now known as heckle
<G_Stern> who has the line n. 41 ?
*** heckle is now known as SP
* R_krantz has 41
<G_Stern> All actors please test if u can speak publically
*_The* I need +v!!!!
<_Prompter> testing
* Ghost can :-P~~~~~~~~
<G_Stern> if not msg Aurra or me
<_King> oqainoajfoioiajflk
<R_krantz> I can't speak
(_Enter/#hamnet) bababa
<Polonius> test
<G_Stern> test
(_Enter/#hamnet) t still outta synch from poe
*** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<Ghost> whois?
*** Mode change "+v _Prompter" on channel #hamnet by aurra
/w _the
*** _The is ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Anna-Marie  York)
*** on channels: +#hamnet 
*** on irc via server poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (University of Virginia 2.7.2g.pl1)
<G_Stern> HAmlet ?
*Polonius* dude..no lines for poloniuus
<Ophelia> someone send me lmy lines again, i lost them on the scroll
(_Enter/#hamnet) someone unv me and v me
-> *_the* HAVE YOU GOT YR LINES AS THE???
*Polonius* dcc me please.
<R_krantz> Now can I speak?
*** mUnChIe has left channel #Hamnet
<_Prompter> testin
*** Mode change "-v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by _King
*** Mode change "-v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by Ghost
*** Signoff: _QUEEN (Error 0 occurred.)
*** Mode change "-v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by Polonius
*_The* I am not +v!!!!!!! Have lines!!
*** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by Ghost
*** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by Polonius
*** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by _King
<Polonius> :)
<Ghost> enter?
(_Enter/#hamnet) testing
*** Mode change "+v _The" on channel #hamnet by set
(_Enter/#hamnet) Still desynched. oh well.
*** Spaceboy is now known as Shakespea
(_Enter/#hamnet) Rokin - duck9 opped?
-> *_the* test now
<R_krantz> Is this appearing?
<Ghost> never mind - we can see ya
<Ghost> yep RK
*** Mode change "+v _The" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern
> rkrantzYES
<_King> _enter---she's opped
<G_Stern> Prompter : U can
<aurra> Audience, do not change your nicks, please...
<_Prompter> can anybody hear me
-> *_the* READY????
(_Enter/#hamnet) have her op me.
*_The* no!
<Ghost> Ophelia - you got ya lines yet?
<aurra> prompter: yes
<R_krantz> Oh.. i get cannot send to channel (from poe.acc.virginia.EDU)
(_Enter/#hamnet) then i'mm v myself then unop myself
*** Starting conversation with _THE
<_Prompter> ok
<Ghost> I HEAR PROMPTER
<aurra> okay...everyone ready?>
<_Prompter> ta
<Ophelia> NO!
(_Enter/#hamnet) almost. hang on.
<Polonius> everyone who is dysync..../server lonestar.utsa.edu
<Polonius> everyone who is dysync..../server lonestar.utsa.edu
-> *_THE* sorry I will have to play _The
*** SP is now known as stop
<aurra> no no no
*** Ending conversation with _THE
<_King> ignore Polonius
*_The* go for it.
*** stop is now known as testing
<Polonius> we all should have gotten on the same server
*** Starting conversation with ophelia
<aurra> just ignore the sever
*** testing is now known as SP
<G_Stern> Aurra : Yes yes..they r desynced
-> *ophelia* here are yourlines again
/l ophelia
-> *ophelia* Here's yr stuff back        [22]
-> *ophelia* O heavenly powers: restore him!  [24]
-> *ophelia* ME thinks Hamlet's nuts  [25]
-> *ophelia* :-(    [28]
-> *ophelia* SIGNOFF <drowning>   [29]
-> *ophelia*   ********* PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 25,29 *********
-> *ophelia*   ********* AFTER YOUR SIGNOFF PLEASE COME BACK TO THE CHAN
-> *ophelia*   ********* AS Ailehpo **********
<Ghost> most of us did polonius
<_King> Polonius---there would have been more lag as a result.
<aurra> pup: stop.  now.
*Ophelia* ok gopt em thanks! :)
<Polonius> then we have to wrry about netsplits
/query
*** Ending conversation with ophelia
<Polonius> Ghost: MOST?!?! u need ALL!
<R_krantz> Hey.. whay are we +i?
<Ghost> i know...
/who _the
#hamnet    _The      H+  ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Anna-Marie  York)
<aurra> okay
<aurra> now.
<Ghost> to keep out the rabble. Curtain up?
-> *_the* change to attndts pls
<G_Stern> Ok...is everyone ready ?
* Ophelia giggles.
<_Producer> v NOT QUITE
<G_Stern> Don't answer if u r ready
*_The* I cannot send to the channel.
* Ophelia adjusts her dress cuz it's slipping./ "Whoops!"
/mode * +v _the
*** _The is now known as attndts
*** Mode change "+v attndts" on channel #hamnet by irc.uiuc.edu
*** Mode change "+v attndts" on channel #hamnet by set
<Ghost> *WAIT!*
<aurra> stu?
* R_krantz cannot invite people
/query attndts
*** Starting conversation with attndts
<aurra> Stewart?
/l attndts
-> *attndts* Holy sheeeeet!!!!!  [77]
*** frosty has left channel #hamnet
<G_Stern> Aurra : -i
/query
*** Ending conversation with attndts
<G_Stern> ok ?
<_Producer> aurra:what?
<Colours> Why +si?
* Ophelia thinks, "To be or . . . "
<aurra> heheh
<aurra> okay
*aurra* can we start?
/nick _The
*** set is now known as _The
<Ophelia> Who's Yoric?

++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 3: THE PERFORMANCE ++++++++++++++++++++++
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<_Producer>    HERE WE GO     HUSH
<R_krantz> CAn we get rid of the +i please?
<Ophelia> :I
*** Mode change "-i" on channel #hamnet by Ghost
*** Mode change "+v attndts" on channel #hamnet by aurra
(_Enter/#hamnet) let's get the play started

*** Prologue has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to
+ircHamlet_World_Premiere_In_Progress 
* _The CURTAIN RISES to reveal the lavish sewt...
/nick set
*** _The is now known as set
/l ncastle
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<set>     ______*          ______*                *______          *______
<set>    <      |         <      |                |      >         |      >
<set>    <______|         <______|                |______>         |______>
<set>           |                |                |                |
<set>       ^^^^^^^^^        ^^^^^^^^^        ^^^^^^^^^        ^^^^^^^^^
<set>       |   +   |        |   +   |        |   +   |        |   +   |
<set>       |   +   |________|   +   |________|   +   |________|   +   |
<set>       |                                                          |
<set>       |   +       +        +       +        +       +        +   |
<set>       |___                                                    ___|
<set>          |        +        +       +        +       +         |
<set>          |                                                    |
<set>          |        +        +   __________   +       +         |
<set>          |                     |########|                     |
<set>        / |        +        +   |########|   +       +         |\.
<set>      /   |                     |        |                     |  \.
<set>    /     |_____________________| |||||| |_____________________| .  \.
<set>  /  .       .               .    ||||||             .               .\.
<set>  _______________________________ |||||| ______________________________
<set>                  
<set>                  W E L C O M E   T O   E L S I N O R E!!!  
<set>                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   
/nick _Producer
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-> *audience* GO LINE 1
*** set is now known as _Producer
*** audience: No such nick/channel
<Prologue> All the world's a Unix term....  [3]
<Prologue> ...and all the men & women merely irc addicts....  [4]
<Prologue> This extravaganza is Copyright 1993 The HamNet Players [5]
<Prologue> Enjoy our show + no heckling plz [6]
<Prologue> Script should not be re-staged w/out permish [7]
*** _QUEEN (lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at) has joined channel #hamnet
* _Enter Hamlet  [9]/me Hamlet  [9]ccDO> *** On SERVER_NOTICE from "KILL" do
* +ni $3 [SILENT] <0>
(_Enter/#hamnet) DO>                                
*** attndts has left channel #hamnet
(_Enter/#hamnet) me Ghost   [10]/me Hamlet  [9]/me Hamlet  [9]/me Hamlet 
+[9]/me Hamlet  [9]/me Hamlet  [9]/me H
*** Shakespea is now known as Spaceboy
*** attndts (ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
(_Enter/#hamnet) argh
(_Enter/#hamnet) lagged
*** Mode change "+v attndts" on channel #hamnet by aurra
<G_Stern> ?
* _Enter Hamlet  [9]
* _Enter Ghost   [10]
-> *hamlet* GO LINE 11
<hamlet> re, Ghost. Zup?        [11]
<Ghost> Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the bastard. 
+[12]
*** Mode change "+o hamlet" on channel #hamnet by Ghost
/invite tyree
*** Inviting tyree to channel #hamnet
<hamlet> Holy shit!!!! Don't op me, man!!!! I've gotta think abt this,
<hamlet> + I've got chem lab in 1/2 hr. :-((((          [15]
<_Prompter> ATDT 1-412-481-4644
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*** Signoff: Darkside (Error 0)
*** Polonius is now known as SCENE
(_Enter/#hamnet) telnet sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu
* SCENE AFTER HAMLETS CHEM LAB [16]
*** Signoff: SP (Leaving)
<hamlet> 2b ............. or not 2b...          [17]
<hamlet> Hmmmmmm...                             [18]
<hamlet> :-(    Bumm-errrr!!                    [19]
<hamlet> Ooops, here comes Ophelia              [20]
* _Enter Ophelia [21]
<Ophelia> Here's your crap back, babe: your Mac, your WP 51.a, amd your dirty
+mags [22]
<hamlet> Not mine, love.   Hehehehehe ;-D       [23]
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<Ophelia> Oh Heavely powers!!  Restore his manhood andletr him do bad things
+to me! [24]
-> *ophelia* GREAT!!!!
* Ophelia thinks Hamlet is a fucking goober.
<hamlet> Make that "sanity-deprived", purleez....       [26]
<hamlet> Oph: suggest u /JOIN #nunnery                  [27]
<Ophelia> :o
*** Signoff: Prologue (Error 0)
*** SkinnyPup is now known as SP
<Ophelia> :( :( :( [28]
-> *ophelia* drown, baby, drfown
* Ophelia is drowing in a sea of her archelogy of the soul...amnd the damn
+water. SHIT!
<Ophelia> [29]
* SCENE INTERIOR......[30]
* Ophelia is dead
* _Enter R_Krantz  [31]
*** Ophelia has left channel #hamnet
* _Enter G_Stern   [32]
-> *aurra* loved oph's perf
*** aurra is away: the show has begun...please do not enter
<R_krantz> re           [33]
<G_Stern> re    [34]
*** aelphO (~Vgrey@apm-b337-7.ucsd.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
<hamlet> re, guys... :-\                [35]
<R_krantz> zup?        [36]
<hamlet> Fucked if i know. brb...               [37]
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/nick _exit
*** _Producer is now known as _exit
/me Hamlet in a sulk [38]
*aurra* yer cue go!
* _exit Hamlet in a sulk [38]
*aurra* sorry...
/nick _Producer
<G_Stern> fuckza matter w/him?     [39]
*** _exit is now known as _Producer
<R_krantz> Guess he must be lagged.  Let's lurk       [40]
* R_krantz lurks            [41]
* G_Stern lurks    [42]
*** Signoff: Melisha (I've been killed by my master :-)
*** Clive has left channel #hamnet
* SCENE THE QUEENS CLOSET [43]
<hamlet> Ma: what the fuck's going on?  [44]
/w queen
*** aelphO is now known as ailehpO
*** queen: No such nick/channel
/w _queen
*** _QUEEN is lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz)
*** on channels: #hamnet 
*** on irc via server olymp.wu-wien.ac.at ([137.208.8.30 6666] Vienna,
+Austria)
*** _QUEEN is an IRC Operator
*** Mode change "+v _QUEEN" on channel #hamnet by aurra
*** Signoff: Badil (stork.doc.ic.ac.uk dismayl.demon.co.uk)
<_QUEEN> Don't flame me, i'm your Ma!  [45]
<_QUEEN> Er.... [46]
<_Prompter> Psst!  Thou hast thy father much offended  [47]
*** s-mac (smacdoug@halifax-ts2-18.nstn.ns.ca) has joined channel #hamnet
<_QUEEN> Oh, right...Yr dad's pissed at u [48]
*** SCENE is now known as Polonius
* hamlet slashes at the arras           [49]
<Polonius> Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** _Prompter is now known as _Drums
<Polonius> [50]
*** Polonius has been kicked off channel #hamnet by hamlet (hamlet)
*** hamlet has been kicked off channel #hamnet by Duck9 (Duck9)
> [51]
*** SCENE (smiguel@lonestar.utsa.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
<_QUEEN> Now look what u've done u little nerd :-( [52]
*** Inviting hamlet to channel #hamnet
*** Mode change "+o SCENE" on channel #hamnet by Duck9
/w hamlet
*** hamlet is ~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner)
*** on irc via server stork.doc.ic.ac.uk (Dept of Computing, Imperial College,
+London UK)
*** Mode change "+o _QUEEN" on channel #hamnet by aurra
/invite hamlet
*** Spaceboy is now known as Charlie
*** Inviting hamlet to channel #hamnet
*R_krantz* I do think that line needs to change... pissed should be pissed off
+with I think...
*** Mode change "-sm" on channel #hamnet by _Producer
* SCENE GRUESOME FINALE [54]
<Charlie> drgdf
*** _QUEEN has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to DEATH 
<_QUEEN> [55]
-> *hamlet* come back
* _Enter Hamlet, Queen, King, Laertes, R_Krantz, G_Stern  [56]
* _QUEEN takes a drink   [57]
* _King gives Ham and Laer swords [58]
<_King> Go for it, Lads! [59]
*Ghost* -m ???????
/w laertes
*** hamlet (~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
*** laertes: No such nick/channel
/nick Laertes
*** _Producer is now known as Laertes
/me stabs Hamlet....Woooof!!!!!! [60]
* Laertes stabs Hamlet....Woooof!!!!!! [60]
*** Erdor (~daemon@dismayl.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
* hamlet stabs Laertes  [61]
* hamlet stabs King             [62]
<_QUEEN> Holy shit this Danish vodka is like poison :-@  [63]
<hamlet> and u always thought i was just wasting my time in chem lab, hehehe
+[64]
* _QUEEN dies in agony   [65]
<_King> Aaaaarrgghhh!!!!! [66]
* _King dies [67]
*** Signoff: SP (Leaving)
/me VAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggg
*** Signoff: Charlie (Error 0)
* Laertes AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggHHHHHH!!!!!!
/nick _Producer
*** Laertes is now known as _Producer
*** klor (cumcl@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu) has joined channel #HAMNET
/nick Laertes
*** _Producer is now known as Laertes
/me dies [69]
* Laertes dies [69]
/nick _Producer
<hamlet> AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+[70]
* hamlet dies of overacting :)  [71]
*** Laertes is now known as _Producer
* R_krantz and G_Stern.....
GULP!!!!!!!!!
         [72]
* _Enter Fortinbras + drums + colours + attendant   [73]
*** SCENE is now known as The_
*** _Butthead (irc8013@irc.nsysu.edu.tw) has joined channel #hamnet
*Ghost* :) *hehehee*
*** klor has left channel #hamnet
/w fort_bras
* The_ CURTAIN SLOWLY FALLS {{{{{{{{{{{[----THE END-----}}}}}  [74]
*** fort_bras: No such nick/channel
<_Butthead> huhuhuh huhuh.. you SUCK.  [75]
<ailehpO> :I
<Colours> Hmmmmmm...  [76]
<The_> oops
<attndts> Holy sheet!!!! [77]

++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 4: THE POST-MORTEM & CAST PARTY  +++++++++++
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*** Signoff: _Butthead (Leaving)
/nick Fort_bras
<tyree> BRAVO!
*** _Producer is now known as Fort_bras
/nick King 
* Oli_ klappar..
*** Fort_bras is now known as King
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/nick _The
*** King is now known as _The
*** Signoff: Gobbo (Leaving)
<tyree> <WHISTLING STAMPING FEET!>
*aurra* now the curtain
*** ailehpO is now known as Ophelia
<CUJohn2> The crowd cheers wildly!  It thinks you're terrific!
/nick _Producer
* Skywalk is standing and claps loudly *CLAP*  *CLAP*
*** _The is now known as _Producer
*** Signoff: _Drums (Ping timeout)
<Skywalk> *Whistle*
/l creds
> :
>                  ***<<< THE HAMNET PLAYERS >>>***
> Artistic Director.........."El_Ingles".....sirrah@cg57.esnet.com
> Stage Manager.............."aurra".........aurra@netcom.com
> Cyberturge................."minou".........hn2563@handsnet.org
> Manager, Systems & Bots...."RokinDuck".....bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu
> London co-ordinator........"twasntme"......mark@demon.net
> Set designer..............."zendar"........jimvs@cg57.esnet.com
> :
> The producers gratefully acknowledge Demon Internet Ltd., who generously
> provided facilities in London, England for this production. (They are

> the best, lads!)
> :
* Ophelia takes a bow.
<CyberMaxx> applause
* Ingimar claps
<tyree> BRAVO! BRAVO!
<hamlet> Darlings you were wonderful!!!!!
* R_krantz comes on for his curtain call....
<Ophelia> .me dances around stage in bare feeties.
<Ghost> oy! wot about the actors?!
<Ghost> :)
<attndts> ham: hehehe :)
* llr applauds and *whistles.....BRAVO!!!!!
* twasntme goes to make some coffees
<Ghost> *flourishing bow*
<tyree> MORE!
<_King> awesome
<R_krantz> Hamlet old man. Well donre sir. Of course I would have been better
* Ingimar whistles
* Ophelia slugs down a drink from a bottle of soutrhern comfort.
* G_Stern joins R_krantz 
* _King takes several bows
(_Enter/#hamnet) but lots of lag.. bah
<_Producer>   Well done everyone all mahvellous 
* trigger claps
* Ghost haunts everyone
* _King gets a drink of water
<Ghost> wooooooooooooooooo
* R_krantz and G-Stern take the limelight.
<attndts> ham: did you have to rehearse? :)
* Ingimar wants an autograph from everyone
<tyree> NOT THE VODKA!!
* Ophelia calls Ghost Busters on Ghost.
*** You have been kicked off channel #hamnet by Ghost
+(woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
/join #hamnet
** _Producer (~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #hamnet
*** Topic for #hamnet: DEATH 
*** Users on #hamnet: _Producer NOxide Erdor hamlet @The_ s-mac Ophelia tyree
++attndts @_QUEEN Oli_ trigger Tarador Mmmm TheCritic Splat @Duck9 jones
+CUJohn2 ricp +Colours CyberMaxx +R_krantz llr +_Enter Amy2 @Ghost Synrg
+Skywalk @_King @aurra Ingimar steve @G_Stern @twasntme Usher 
*** s-mac has left channel #hamnet
*** Mode change "+o _Producer" on channel #hamnet by Ghost
<Ghost> :)
* Ophelia wants to invite her pal, Sam Beckett. :)
/topic YOU JUST MISSED A GREATirc-PLAY
* R_krantz reckons old Sam would be quite fun...
<tyree> action: jumps up and down shouting BRAVO!
*** jones has left channel #hamnet
(attndts/#hamnet) Oph: Beckett would be perfect for the IRC... :)
*** _Producer has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to YOU JUST MISSED A
+GREAT irc-PLAY
* aurra goes and grabs the bottle of danish vodka and starts to drink it down
* The_ bowwws
* Ghost returns to the void
<hamlet> Ophelia: too late luv
* G_Stern invites all actors to join hands and take a big bow
*** Ghost has left channel #hamnet
*** The_ is now known as LoNgY
* Tarador tackles aurra.
*** Splat has left channel #hamnet
*** _King is now known as RokinDuck
*** _QUEEN is now known as Fingwe
* Ophelia takes out a mirror and cuts up a line of coke.  SNORT!
<Ophelia> :)
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<Fingwe> brb
*** Signoff: Fingwe (Leaving)
* RokinDuck plays Queen's "The Show Must Go On" for #hamnet...
* Skywalk gives beers to all :)
* R_krantz stays in character for a little longer
-> *hamlet* a journalist here wd like to phone u...OK?
*** G_Stern is now known as Uros
* LoNgY goes over and drinks and kisses aurra  and places her on his status
+bar
*** Signoff: CyberMaxx (Leaving)
<Vermont> baaaaaaaaaaaa ha hahah
(attndts/#hamnet) longy: hehehe
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<Fingwe> :-)
<Vermont> Did I miss it
* LoNgY bowws/
* TheCritic goes to prepare review against tight deadline.
(_Enter/#hamnet) Verm: play's over
*** aurra invites you to channel #castparty
<LoNgY> Vermont: slightly.
<Oli_> vermont: sure did'
(attndts/#hamnet) crit: hehehe
<Uros> It was great..except ...
(_Enter/#hamnet) END OF PLAY. END OF LOG
<Vermont> baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha haha
<Vermont> Good!
<aurra> thanks god it is over...
-> *fingwe* you did really great
<Uros> I shouldnt have done that -i
<Vermont> It must of sucks
*** Signoff: tyree (Dead Socket)
<LoNgY> now can i masskick?
<LoNgY> j/k
* Ophelia points a gun at TheCritic.  "Better make it good, pal."
*** DOM (md93-dst@hemul.nada.kth.se) has joined channel #hamnet
<LoNgY> :)
<aurra> no
<RokinDuck> no
*** Mode change "+o DOM" on channel #hamnet by Uros
*Fingwe* thanks a lot was wonderful :))
<Vermont> I though play last for
* R_krantz returns to his dressing room to find a bevvy of beauties waiting
+for him.
<DOM> OHOJ!
(LoverMan/#hamnet) Time to go.  Laterz.  It was...interesting.  :)
<Vermont> dudester????
<Uros> DOM !!
* aurra WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE 
<Ingimar> Rating: 8 out of 10
<Ingimar> :)
<CUJohn2> hehe
<DOM> ?m uros E jebiga....Izvini, sto sam zakasnio...
*** Signoff: CUJohn2 (Leaving)
<DOM> UROS!
* RokinDuck gets ready to leave -- he has a report to do that's due in 24
+hours.
<Vermont> where is the producer??????
*** Oli_ has left channel #hamnet
* NOxide throws bouquets onto the stage!!!!
* Skywalk trows flowers at the scene..
<LoNgY> rokin: me too..
* Ophelia slips out of her costume and tosses it aside.  "I hate stage
+clothes!"
*** llr has left channel #hamnet
(Gazza/#hamnet) Ahhhh that's better
<Uros> DOME : ma dobro je bilo ali sam ga usrao na pocetku
* Ophelia puts on gray slacks and a blouse.
*** Tarador has left channel #HamNet
<Vermont> where the fuck is dudester, that lamer
<Uros> bas pre pocetka stavijo -i
<Vermont> hehehe I know it you _enter
* Ophelia goes to her dressing room and finds a zillion roses for her.
<Uros> i posle jos jedan znak pitanja - nisam znao da smopoceli
* _Producer takes the champagne offered by the Cyberturge
<Uros> pokvari naslovnu sliku nekog dvorca u ascii
<DOM> AUU....Axa..Ok...
* TheCritic pauses to sip a sherry in the lobby.
* twasntme denies being in ophelia's wardrobe
<Uros> sha ces u pizdu meterinu...
*** NOxide has left channel #hamnet
*** Signoff: trigger (Leaving)
*** Signoff: Ingimar (Leaving)
<DOM> E, jebiga...Bice bolje :))
* Ophelia does a second line of coke in her dressing room.
-> *hamlet* OK if a journalist calls you??
<Uros> sad biui ubijo nekog ali..neka
> Shut up Uros ;-)
* Skywalk must go...bye all! :)
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<DOM> Uros pa nemoj..Nije valjda TAKO bilo...
* Amy2 hands Opheila her jacket.
(attndts/#hamnet) Hamlet: How was it for you?
*** Signoff: Skywalk (BYE!)
*** _Drums is now known as amyray
<Vermont> I want another play
* Ophelia takes jcaket from Amy2.  "Thanks."
<amyray> i missed the ending
<amyray> damn
* Uros wants to applogize for his Interruption b4 ..he ruined the castle pic
<amyray> stupid machine
*** Signoff: RokinDuck (if school then writeln['School Sucks'] else
+writeln['#hamnet RULES!!!!!!!!)
<Uros> :(
<hamlet> Worst first night of my life
<_Producer> The ending was slightly screwed amyray
<aurra> Ian: why?
<amyray> sorry about that Prod
(attndts/#hamnet) hamlet: hehe he
<Vermont> I want another play
*** Signoff: Duck9 (Bad link?)
<Uros> DOM : jel radi ono ?
-> *twasntme* ask Ian if he will take a call from a journo
* Gazza returns to his Sarah Daniels play....
<amyray> oh well... ta ta
* Amy2 gives Opheila her car keys.
*** amyray has left channel #hamnet
*** Ophelia is now known as Valerie
* Gazza gets into character
<DOM> Urose sada upravo citam Man pages i Untarujem Binaries...
<Vermont> I want another play
*twasntme* yes
<hamlet> Prod: sorry, dropped off the channel around 5o
(attndts/#hamnet) amy2 to *ophelia?* ...it's your car.
<Valerie> I WANT A SAM SPHERED PLAY!
*** Signoff: ricp (Leaving)
<Uros> Gazza : we were way cool :)
-> *valerie* thanks a lot, luv... rilly liked the improv
(attndts/#hamnet) Hamlet: YOu were kicked.  By Duck9... on at my server...
*twasntme* if u mean now then +44 81 xxx xxxx
<Vermont> I want another play
<hamlet> prod; yes i'll take a call
*Valerie* hehehe
(Gazza/#hamnet) Hamlet: What productions are you in at the moment dahling?
*** Dudester has left channel #hamnet
<aurra> a sam shepard?
<aurra> heheh
<aurra> mamet!!
*amyray* do you have a log of the play?? can i get it some how?
* Valerie waves to Amy2.  "Lessgo."
<Uros> Jel ce to jos danas da radi ?
(Gazza/#hamnet) Thanks Uros... You too... We made a great team.
<Vermont> I want another play
<Vermont> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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<_Producer> Vermont:we'd do it again but many ppl have left
<Uros> :)
* Valerie waves.  BBL
-> *aurra* I'm very pleased
<Valerie> :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
(attndts/#hamnet) I'm not sure why Duck kicked Hamlet... antisocial
+behavior...
<hamlet> No, a Michael Hastings ply - one of our contemp award winning writers
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<_Producer> attndts:a mis-programmed bot
(attndts/#hamnet) I wonder if we can find something short...
(attndts/#hamnet) Prod: ah, I see.
(Gazza/#hamnet) Hamlet; Showing where?  Or is it travelling?
<_Producer> attndts:sheesh isn't 80 lines short enuff?
* TheCritic wants to know if he can order a copy of the script.
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<Fingwe> well it was great thank you all! :)
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/w thecritic
(attndts/#hamnet) No, I mean a short original.. Your script is pretty cute,
+Stu.
*** TheCritic is oldbear@JACK-VANCE.MIT.EDU (Wise and Noble Beast)
*** on channels: #hamnet 
*** on irc via server irc-2.mit.edu (Mass. Institute of Technology, Cambridge,
+MA, USA)
<LoNgY> the duck kicked hamlet b/c i am on its protected list and it was
+protecting ME
<hamlet> You cut out all my good stuff
<LoNgY> hehehe
<aurra> oh fuck
<aurra> i totally didnt even think of that
<LoNgY> when hamlet kicked me.
<LoNgY> as polonius
<tyree> Good wrk STU!
<_Producer> oldbear:Yes I will e-mail u a souvenir prog + script
(attndts/#hamnet) Longy: hm... I see.
<aurra> so very few of us are protected on it
<LoNgY> yea
<Uros> Thank you for letting me be a part of this
(Gazza/#hamnet) OldBear? Is that you?
<LoNgY> i thought this was COOL..i wish it was longer
* aurra kisses uros on top of the head
<LoNgY> maybe around 200 lines or something.
<Uros> and sorry for ruining the picture and speaking when I wasnt supposed to
* DOM smiles
<aurra> urg
* attndts waves to all
<aurra> 200 lines?
<_Producer>     EVERYONE WILL GET SOUVENIR PROG + SCRIPT  
<LoNgY> a small play 
* DOM pats Uros on the head *pat*pat*
* DOM smiles
(attndts/#hamnet) Peace, people.  Good job, you non-IRC dude (HAM)
(Gazza/#hamnet) Hamlet: The play you are in... is it travelling or what?
<_Producer> Uros:I didn't see yr interruption
<Uros> DOM : DONT PAT ME ! 
<Uros> :)
<aurra> oh stu: may I?  May I please have one?  *laugh*
(Gazza/#hamnet) Hamlet: And what is it called?
* TheCritic thanks the Producer.  Such professional courtesy will not, of
+course, influence his review.  (The cash was suffiecient.)
* DOM grins WIDELY!
<Uros> _prod : U didnt ? *thank god*
<aurra> heheh
-> *gazza* 'ang on darlin... Ian's being interviewed
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*Gazza* Oh I see.... hahahah
<Uros> wow massop
<aurra> now, no more bitching
<Uros> :)
-> *gazza* computer journo from here
<_Producer> Yes, anything goes now lads
<steve> Good job all, and great producing Stu!
<Vermont> Fucking play this dik!
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(attndts/#hamnet) Goodbye, all.
*Gazza* Well I think I should be interviewed too... 
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<Uros> 1 q : only our sites r going to 
*** steve is steve@backdrop.esnet.com (Steve Froeschke)
*** on channels: @#hamnet 
*on irc via server irc.netsys.com (NETSYS COMMUNICATIONS)
<svana> dom hi
<aurra> there is my uncut version
<Uros> be mentioned in the papers right ?
<aurra> have fun
* Gazza reckons he brought a new light to the Rosenkrantz role.
<_Producer> thanks, steve!!!!!!!
* Uros doesnt want to get exposed
<DOM> Svana HI!
<DOM> Svana hos is everything __
<svana> dom hi 
<tyree> Hey! STU!!
<Uros> Svana : lo
<svana> dom as always
Cannot access /usr5/sirrah/usscrpit
<svana> uros lo
<_Producer> tyree:yep?
<tyree> <G> Congratz!
*aurra* if you need me, I'll be around for a bit longer...
<DOM> Svana Oh...Sorry to hear that :(( 
*Uros* Well produced dude :) I hope ur daughter gets better soon
-> *Uros* yes I do. thanx
<DOM> SVana NO improvement WHAT so ever ??
<tyree> Next week: EAST LYNNE!
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<svana> dom no 
*Uros* err..what was her name again ?
<_Producer> tyree:No, next week "An irc channel named #desire"
-> *Uros* Alexandra
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<aurra> good job everyone...*hugs* to ya all...
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<tyree> Have several of those already!
*Uros*  Nice name - who did u name her after ?
<_Producer> Then... "The importance of being #ernest +o"
<DOM> Svana I am REALLY sorry to hear that....
<Uros> Ah..Wilde
<Uros> I ve watched that movie
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<tyree> Tryin for an Oscar, huh?
<Uros> and I read Salome
-> *uros* last empress of Russia - at the time I didn't know about her
+gruesome ending.... my history was faulty (minou, the cyberturge)
<Uros> Banburry +o
<_Producer> time check 1:00
/who *
#hamnet    tyree     H@  ~TYREESGT@delphi.com (<TYREESGT>)
#hamnet    DOM       H@  md93-dst@hemul.nada.kth.se (The Disk Operation
+Manager)
#hamnet    Vermont   H@  BFB8333A@vaxa-eth.isc.rit.edu (<The Green Mountain
+Boy!>)
#hamnet    _Producer H@  ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
#hamnet    hamlet    H@  ~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner)
#hamnet    Mmmm      G*@ mandar@banshee.ecn.uoknor.edu (Mmmm,I get high with
a+little help from my friends)
#hamnet    Gazza     H@  absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk (Look can I help it?)
#hamnet    Synrg     H@  BG@dyma.dymaxion.ns.ca (<Synergist>)
#hamnet    steve     H@  steve@backdrop.esnet.com (Steve Froeschke)
#hamnet    Uros      H@  doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer)
#hamnet    twasntme  H@  ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net)
#hamnet    Usher     H@  pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help)
*Uros* Aha :) cool
<tyree> Heavy Duty Theatrical Trivia Question FOLLOWS:
<Uros> 12:58
<_Producer> tyree:sorry u missed the beginning
<tyree> What OTHER play has Gwendolen and Ceciley?
<tyree> Other than "Earnest"
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<_Producer> steve:I wanna hear about the backdrop server some time
<_Producer> tyree:Wow... ermmmm
<Uros> Vera ?
<Uros> :)
<tyree> Answer:
<tyree> "The Odd Couple."
<_Producer> steve:I did not cu come in... did you see it all?
<Uros> Ok :
<steve> Stu:  No problem... there's a server running on backdrop, but it's not
+hooked into mainline irc (yet)... right now, it's only got connections to 2
+other servers....(neither mainline).
<tyree> Their last name there is Pigeon.
<steve> Stu:  I signed in about oh, about 11:30 or so, and lurked.  :-)
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<_Producer> welcome sooty 
<sooty> hiya
<Uros> What was the Cankar's most social drama in his maternal  symbolistic
+cycle ?
<tyree> Oops! Tech talk. See ya and sincere congratz to all!
<_Producer> bye tyree
<hamlet> tyree: other play with gwen & cecily is travesdties by tom stoppard
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<tyree> OOPS, back to theater talk. Staying. <G>
<tyree> "That makes 3, Ham!
<sooty> how did it go?
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<sooty> i left during ham & oph's exchange
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<Uros> re...
<Uros> Answer:
-> *hamlet* congrats on your delivery... VG just like a pro
<Uros> Na klancu (on the Hill)
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/l creds
> :
>                  ***<<< THE HAMNET PLAYERS >>>***
> Artistic Director.........."El_Ingles".....sirrah@cg57.esnet.com
> Stage Manager.............."aurra".........aurra@netcom.com
> Cyberturge................."minou".........hn2563@handsnet.org
> Manager, Systems & Bots...."RokinDuck".....bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu
> London co-ordinator........"twasntme"......mark@demon.net
> Set designer..............."zendar"........jimvs@cg57.esnet.com
> :
> The producers gratefully acknowledge Demon Internet Ltd., who generously
> provided facilities in London, England for this production. (They are
> the best, lads!)
> :
<Sooty> is this from the ftpable collectors program?
<Uros> Ok
<_Producer> sooty:no, it may be on a server in Vancouver
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(Gazza/#hamnet) Is that damn egotistical bastard going to talk to the rest of
+us minions?
<Uros> See you Stu
<Sooty> gazza: which one is that?
<Uros> HaMlEt ?
(Gazza/#hamnet) sooty: He with the lead.
<Uros> :)
<Sooty> there are so many egotistical bastards on irc, it's hard to keep them
+all straight.....
<tyree> HE who plays the King?
<Uros> Gazza : ur english English is really British
(Gazza/#hamnet) The swine who just played hamlet...
<tyree> Some definitely are NOT straight.
<Uros> :)
<Sooty> tyree: there's that, too :)
(Gazza/#hamnet) Uros: I wonder why?
(Gazza/#hamnet) Maybe it's because I am English.
<Uros> Gazza : which I think is nice
<Uros> Gazza : I know
<Sooty> gazza: with a nick like gazza, it's hardly surprising 
<hamlet> Gaza: sure I'll talk to you - I talk to anybody
<_Producer> Gazza:jealous??? dearie??
(Gazza/#hamnet) The play that I have been in that finished last night had an
+egotistical git in the lead rle. He is very good though.
(Gazza/#hamnet) Ahhh at last :)
* Gazza is never jealous.
<tyree> Gazza: I didn't think real Englishmen had names ending in vowels.
(Gazza/#hamnet) So Hamlet... what are you appearing in at the moment?
+Anything?
<hamlet>  at the Pit theatre at the Barbican - a ply called "unfinished
+Business" by Michael Hastings
(Gazza/#hamnet) tyree: Are you questioning my existence?
<Uros> Hmm
(Gazza/#hamnet) Will it be travelling? Or is it going to stay there?
<Uros> Does anyone here like Monty Python ?
<Sooty> perhaps i should drag out my programs and see if i've seen you in
+anything....
-> *gazza* fyi "tyree" is a professional drama critic
<tyree> Gaz: Nope, just being snotty.
<Uros> They show them every sunday on a croatian channel
(Gazza/#hamnet) You're in RSC yeah?
/w sooty
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*** on channels: #hamnet 
*** on irc via server pegasus.ccs.itd.umich.edu ([141.211.165.88] An
+Inbred-Jed Production <2.8.14>)
<hamlet> Starting rehearsals tomorrow for a world tour of "A winters Tale" by
+the Bard.
<Uros> I ve been a fan for some 5 years..
<tyree> ham; Which role?
<Uros> they have the best gigs
(Gazza/#hamnet) Ahhh... I saw the last RSC of that when it came to Bath...
+Brilliant.
(Gazza/#hamnet) That was in October...
<Sooty> hamlet: been with the rsc long?
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<_Producer> bye val
<hamlet> Not a lot> the Mariner - all of 9 lines, plus a bit of Lording in the
+Court, plus a Shepherd with a rather suggestive bucolic dance
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<Uros> bucolic = peasant like
<Uros> never thought  I d see that word
(Gazza/#hamnet) hehehe I remember the dance :) Very rude :)
<Sooty> pastoral, i'd have said
<_Producer> Uros:quite right
<hamlet>  Gazza: If that was wINTERS TALE then youve seen me
(Gazza/#hamnet) hamlet: Well well well... I'll rush off and find the
+programme....
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<_Producer> welcome achoo
<Achoo> .who
<Sooty> hamlet: how long have you been with the rsc?  i saw quite a few
+productions in 1988-1989
<Achoo> hello producer, what's w/ the play?
<tyree> Ham: Izzsat the Shepard who sez:
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* Gazza returns with his Winters Tale programme.....
<_Producer> achoo :we did an irc vern of Hamlet... it's over
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<Hayduke> i wanted to see the play, but i couldn't get on; what gives?
<tyree> ham "I wud there were no age between 10 and 23"?
<hamlet>  sooty; no, i didn't join until Feb 92
/w hayduke
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*** on channels: #hamnet 
*** on irc via server irc.caltech.edu ([131.215.99.4] California Institute of
+Technology)
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<Uros> tyree ??
<Sooty> hamlet: then i won't drag out my old prgrammes like gazza :)
(Gazza/#hamnet) Here it is.... Lords: Ian Taylor!
<tyree> uros??
* Sooty is impressed 
<hamlet> tyree; yes the Old Shpherd 
<Uros> "I wud there were no age between 10 and 23"? ??
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<Uros> where ?
<Uros> :)
<_Producer> Gazza:see... he's real
<tyree> Ham: Juicy little part.
(Gazza/#hamnet) And... mariner... Ian Taylor.
<hamlet>  sorry to be pedantic "between 10& 20"
<Sooty> prod: well, he could just be SAYING he's ian taylor :)
<_Producer> heheheh
<Uros> 10 & 16
<Sooty> it could be a woman disguised as a man, for all we know!
<twasntme> hmmmm.....
<twasntme> i doubt it
<_Producer> London could b in Slovenia
<tyree> ham:Sorry to be pedantic rite back. "three-and-twenty"
<Sooty> very true!
<Uros> :)
* twasntme doesnt think he's in slovenia!
(Gazza/#hamnet) He is on an account with a different name though...
<Sooty> who's to say he isn't TELNETTING to demon?
* twasntme looks out the window
(Gazza/#hamnet) I accept it.
<twasntme> nope, this is london.... its raining
* Uros is in Slovenia
<hamlet> Tyree: sorry, just checking!
(Gazza/#hamnet) Hamlet: You were'nt in The Two Gentlemen of Verona were you?
* _Producer is searching for the other bottle of champagne
* Gazza has already drun kit.... hic!
<Sooty> that virtual champagne is the most expensive kind
<hamlet> Gazzx: no
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<Sooty> hamlet: is this your first irc experience?
(Gazza/#hamnet) hamlet: That was a good production... The two chaps who played
+the leads were very good.
(Gazza/#hamnet) Valentine and Proteus
<Uros> Gazza : agreed
<Uros> :)
-> *tyree* Jim Crawley phoned "hamlet" in London.. u can 2
<hamlet> Sooty: yes; as you will have guessed I'm an absolute beginner.
<tyree> uros 
<tyree> uros
(Gazza/#hamnet) And as for the dog... well ehat can I say?
<_Producer> hamlet:  It didn't show from the front!!! 
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<twasntme> hi milli
<Millicent> hello?
<Uros> Yes TYREe
<Sooty> hamlet: have you decided whether you'd like to become an addict or
+not?
<Millicent> hi twasntme
<_Producer> milli:finally got up, huh?
* Gazza begins to tell all about his thesp activities....
<Millicent> producer, no no no...
<Millicent> producer i had to go to three labs to find a link
<hamlet> Dog's name is Woody - he was to have played Hamlet tonite, but
+couldn't make it
<tyree> 4e8fytjnl=p=[uros: How are things in Slov?
(Gazza/#hamnet) We have just finished a three night run of Pravda by Brenton
+and Hare.
<Millicent> producer, the net has been funny around here lately
(Gazza/#hamnet) heheeh :)
-> *millicent* our star is still on. u can chat him up
(Gazza/#hamnet) It says woolly in the programme ....
<Uros> Tyree : not bad ...
(Gazza/#hamnet) but I won't pull you up on that :)
<Millicent> producer ahh
<hamlet> Sooty; yes, I could easdily get hooked> the potential is fantastic.
<Uros> And over there ?
<tyree> Ham: Sorry was off a sec.
<Millicent> producer the weather is terrible today..but i got myself together
+and came 
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<_Producer> Milli:It went very well up til the very end than minor screw-up
<Sooty> prod: what happened?
<Millicent> producer :(
<Millicent> producer i would have been here earlier but.. 
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<tyree> Looked good to me.
<hamlet> Gazza: yes, soryy, his real name is woody, but his professional name
+is Wooly
<_Producer> sooty:cues out of order, very disorganized curtain
*twasntme* was it u that told me milli was 21ish?
<tyree> ham: This is a dog?
-> *twasntme* yes she is
<RealGazza> hamlet: Ha I see.... heheheh
* RealGazza has just changed servers... the new one is obviously lagged
<Sooty> i couldn't stay past my part (prologue)
/nick minou
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<hamlet> Tyree; yes, 
<Millicent> twastntme i have some gifs now
<minou> hamlet/mike/ian: what dog? i thought you had a cat (c'est moi, gk)
<twasntme> milli: u do? where?
<tyree> ham: "2 Gents" quality dog?
<Sooty> ciao y'all--food calls
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<hamlet> Minou; in 2 gents.
<Millicent> twastme, on my account
<RealGazza> hamlet: So is Ian Taylor a stage name too?
<DOM> Samo sacekaj da se vratim...
<twasntme> mili: ftpable?
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<Millicent> twastntme dcc able
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<twasntme> fire away milli :)
<minou> ham/mike/ian: oh, guess I was lagged. probably sleeping in the window.
+prrrr.
<Gazza> Ahh that's better
<tyree> Ham: Maybe he can do Bear in WT?
<Millicent> twastntme hmm i haven't seen them yet
<twasntme> i'll describe em to u milli <grin>
<Millicent> twastntme can you view gifs now? where you are right now?
<hamlet> Gazz Yes, first name Mike to my friends and Ian to the theatre and
+tax inspector
* twasntme nods to milli
<Uros> Ok
<Uros> Ciao all
<tyree> Later Uros!
<Uros> Was nice to work with yu
<Gazza> Hamlet: Must get quite confusing sometimes though.
<Uros> hehe
<Millicent> mark, okey
<Uros> YUgoslavia
<minou> hehe he... sorry to blow yr cover. (he's really a llama)
<Uros> Bye for now
<Millicent> mark, hold on..i have two gifs.. 
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<tyree> ?? The dog is a LLama?
/msg tyree u know that uros is
<hamlet> tyree; we need a new bear for WT. the last one quit
<Millicent> twastntme hold on
<Gazza> I'll do it... What are the wages like?
* twasntme holds on
<tyree> ham: Exit pursused by ASM??
-> *tyree* u know that uros is in war-torn Yugo, somewhere on the border of Y
+& Austria, a town called Maribor
<Gazza> Exit pursued by Gazza....
<Gazza> hehehe
<Gazza> or is it Exeunt, pursued by Gazza
<hamlet> Gazz: akk the honey you can eat
<minou> no, hamlet is a llama. Ophelia's a dog
<Gazza> Yum yum.
<hamlet> She certainly was in the productiuon i ws in a few years ago
<Gazza> hehehe
<tyree> ham: HHEEHHEEHHEE! GAZZA: NOPE, JUST EXIT.
<Millicent> hmmm.
<Gazza> tyree: Are you sure?
<minou> h/m/i: whadya play? you'd make a great gravedigger...
<Millicent> twastntme that is for you to find out :)
<tyree> gazza: ask Ham.
<twasntme> mili: hmmmmm
<Gazza> There are the two of them who have to run off...
<hamlet> minou; got it in ons + other odds and ends
<tyree> I mean oit's HIS cue!
<minou> gazza: didn't u take latin. don't they teach kids anything these days?
exit+for singular, exeunt for plural
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* Gazza points to his last line ....
<Millicent> mark, ok.. 
<minou> kirsten: you're late. where's your watch?
<twasntme> milli: on the way, ta
<Millicent> mark, my hair is pulled back so you can't see my hair
* Gazza repeats it... There are the two of them who run of...
<Millicent> mark, can you view them now?
<Millicent> mark, my hair is actually shoulder length
<twasntme> milli: just gonna try
<Kirsten> minou: *grin* it's better to be late then never show up
<minou> kirsten: depends on what you're showing
<tyree> Gaz: Sorry. Antigonus is alone when running off. He is PURSUED by
+bear.
<tyree> ham: Whoa, u doing BOTH Mariner and Shepherd?
<minou> kirsten: you're part (Queen) was taken by Fingwe (in Vienna)
<tyree> ham: isn't that a Quik Change?
<Gazza> Hmmmm, maybe.
<Kirsten> minou: awww! *sniff*
<hamlet> tyree: no, not doing Shepherd at all. Did it at the Young Vic some
+years back. How come you know the play so well?
<minou> kirsten: hope we can cast you in the next one (El Ingles says)
<tyree> ham: Wud like to say LONG STUDY or some such...
<tyree> ham: Actually, have copy here. (and do admire it)
<Kirsten> minou: okay, sure thing
<minou> Kirsten: El has yr e-mail address, so you can't escape
<Gazza> Hamlet: Is the the same cast getting ready for a world tour.. ie is
+Richard McCabe going?
<Kirsten> minou: AACK! no!!!!!!
<minou> h/m/i: how come no California this trip? when do we see you here?
<Kirsten> minou: but I can't act!!!
<Gazza> Kirsten.... Everyone can act if they want to....
<minou> kirsten: el says your audition was wonderful
* Gazza thinks about that statement... Hmmm maybe not. 
<tyree> Hear that Ham?
<Kirsten> gazza: *grin* nah,.....*sheepish* I've got stage fright
<hamlet>  Gazz; Richard.s dropped out, we've got a new
+hermione,Autolycus,Florizel,Bear and a few minor parts
<Gazza> There were sometimes over the last few days when I wanted to run on
+stage and kick a few people to get them to ac....
<minou> kirsten: you mean screen fright
<Kirsten> minou: *hysterical laugh* WHATEVER!!!
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<Wurz> hello all
<tyree> Gig 'em, Wurz!
<Gazza> hamlet; That's a shame.. he made a brilliant Autolycus...Is te new
+person as good? Or haven't you seen him yet?
<Kirsten> minou: yeah, that's it
<Wurz> Whoop, Tyree!
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<tyree> wurz: We'll NEVER explain this!
<hamlet> Minou; sorry missded yr question half screen ago. california pays, Ca
+gets us. Yes folks , its that simple
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<Wurz> tyree no we won't
-> *tyree* who's wurz? old buddy?
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<hamlet> Gazz; no havent met him yet but those whoi know him say he's a great
+comedy actor
<Wurz> tyree: are you on campus
<tyree> wurz Hey, don't dispel the mystery!!
<minou> wurz: tyree's studying for his drama final
<tyree> wurz: been gone for decades.
-> *tyree* minou c'est moi, g the kidder
/nick El_Ingles
<Wurz> brb everyone1
<Gazza> Hamlet: Sorry to hassle you about it.. but it is rare that one gets to
+talk to someone who acts for a living (if you can call it that :)).
+Especially in productions that I have seen and enjoyed so much.
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<misterque> where should i sit?
<Gazza> misterque: you've missed it. It is finished.
<hamlet> Gazz; no hassle, no problem. good talking to you
-> *hamlet* has anything been heard of our old mate Jessica Claridge in living
+mem?
<misterque> darn it my program said 1400 hours?
<Gazza> Hamlet:Cheers. You must get bored talking about acting all the time
+though?
<El_Ingles> mister:sorry.. next time u welcome
<Gazza> misterque: Two hours ag....
<hamlet> El Ingles; not a word.
* misterque looks around sheepishly
<misterque> does anyone do improv on the irc?
*tyree* Is this how send pvt mnsg?
<El_Ingles> misterque: we'll put u on the mailing list for next time
<El_Ingles> tyree: YES
<Gazza> misterque: Irc is continuous improvisation. It is real life (almost)
<misterque> that would be most kind 
<tyree> hehehehe
/W MISTERQUE
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<misterque> Do you mean that this isn't real?  :0
<tyree> ham: so RSC tour will hit USA?
<El_Ingles> mister:we wd love to have canadian participation
<hamlet> Gazz; no. I took it up because I was obsessed by it  and familiarity
+over the years hasn't diminished it, nor the  buzz
<misterque> I was late for an internet play how neat 
<Gazza> hamlet: Brilliant.   I have just returned to amateur rubbish theatre
+after a fourteen year break.. you know the old school stuff, and you
+certainly get a good buzz from it :)
<misterque> I would love to represent canada in an international production,
+but i don't have any stage training   :)
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<hamlet> To Everybody; It was a really great evening, and thanx to all for the
+frienliness and the chat,Ayckbourn play is a Chorus of Diapprovel.Cheers Stu
+& Gayle, Tricia was most upset you didnt ask her to play Oph
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