*****************THE HAMNET PLAYERS************************** "HamNet" performance of 6th Feb 1994 20:00 GMT - CAPTURE FILE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ***IMPORTANT NOTE*** THIS EVENT, LIKE ALL PRODUCTIONS OF THE HAMNET PLAYERS, IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN AS AN INTERNET EXHIBIT. THE CAPTURE FILE MAY BE FREELY DISTRIBUTED BUT THE ACTUAL CYBER-PLAY IS COPYRIGHTED AND SHOULD NOT BE RE-STAGED WITHOUT PERMISSION, WHICH WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE GIVEN IN ALL CASES. sirrah@beachmedia.com FOR ALL INQUIRIES. ======================================================================= TABLE OF CONTENTS: 1: THE VAMP ...................... 2: THE LAST-MINUTE CASTING ...... 3: THE PERFORMANCE .............. 4: THE POST-MORTEM & CAST PARTY ++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 1: THE VAMP +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Return to ToC *** Mode change "+o _Producer" on channel #hamnet by Duck9 <Uros> /alias i msg $0 <aurra> good <aurra> re producer <_Producer> re <Uros> I made aliases for my lines : <aurra> *grin* <Uros> look <_Producer> I see NickServ is back <Uros> re Producer <Uros> re [34] <Uros> fuckza matter w/him? [39] * Uros lurks [42] <aurra> it is? <aurra> ick <_Producer> Geat, Uros... u r a star.. a * <Uros> I made a little WAIt in those in those aliases /topic *** Topic for #hamnet: SHOW @ 20:00GMT (3pmEST noonPST)--CAST CALL @ 19: <Uros> so it seems as if I was typing... <_Producer> aurra:topic line incomlete <Uros> Producer : yeeeah..suuure <Uros> :) /alias q query *** Alias Q added <aurra> again? /alias l load *** Alias L added <Uros> Yep - NicksERv is back - I registered this address for my nick <_Producer> aurra:the topic does not show properly /set novice off *** Value of NOVICE set to OFF *** aurra has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to SHOW TIME 20:00GMT <aurra> i think we are desynched /set user_info working_for_a_better_irc *** Value of USER_INFORMATION set to working_for_a_better_irc /who * Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) #hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet Uros H doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) #hamnet aurra G*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-) #hamnet Duck9 H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or +AntiChrist) <_Producer> I see no sync prob <Uros> op me and.. <Uros> we will see /mode * uros +o *** u is unknown mode char to me *** r is unknown mode char to me *** +o: No such nick (channel) *** +o: Nickname doesn't exist, cannot take privileges *** Mode change "+s" on channel #hamnet by _Producer *** Vermont (BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu) has joined channel #hamnet /mode * -s *** Mode change "-s" on channel #hamnet by _Producer /mode * +o uros *** Mode change "+o Uros" on channel #hamnet by _Producer <aurra> we are okay... /mode * -o uros <aurra> <--away for a second or two...brb *** Mode change "-oo aurra Duck9" on channel #hamnet by Uros *** Mode change "-o _Producer" on channel #hamnet by Uros *** Mode change "+o aurra" on channel #hamnet by Uros *** Mode change "+o aurra" on channel #hamnet by Uros <aurra> uros <Vermont> I didn't ask if we are okat *** Mode change "+o Duck9" on channel #hamnet by Uros *** Mode change "+o Duck9" on channel #hamnet by aurra *** Mode change "+o _Producer" on channel #hamnet by Uros *** Mode change "-o Uros" on channel #hamnet by aurra <aurra> now. <_Producer> thanx <Uros> we r not desynched /who * Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) #hamnet Vermont H BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<, +BF>) #hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet Uros H doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) #hamnet aurra G*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-) #hamnet Duck9 H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or +AntiChrist) <aurra> i know <Uros> What ? <Uros> I was testingt the SYNCH <aurra> brb in a few *** aurra has left channel #hamnet <Vermont> I maybe be lost but got work to check <_Producer> this is going 2b FUN. Just remember that as the scenery comes crashing down <_Producer> come back, Vermont <Uros> I know <Uros> u shouldnt type * Vermont stack the pamphet aside of the entrance * Vermont run to the producer <Vermont> yeah <Vermont> wait a minute *** You have new email. <Vermont> you not the producer <Vermont> i notice theres a _ <_Producer> Y, nickserv didnt like producer <Vermont> oh <Vermont> heheh <Vermont> okay <Vermont> sorry <Vermont> What can I do for you sir. (Me salut to the Producer) *** Fingwe (lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at) has joined channel #hamnet <Fingwe> good evening:-) <Vermont> good afternoon <Fingwe> :-) <Uros> Hi Fingwe <_Producer> hi fingwe... ready for a part? <Fingwe> hello Uros d00d *aurra* HamNet is IRC's first drama production. It is composed of 80 lines of +Hamlet, rewritten in our IRC language. Show time is 20:00 GMT (3pm EST, 2pm +Central, 1pm Mountain, 12pm Pacific) on #HamNet. See you then! <Fingwe> _Producer me? uhoh eh well I dont know how to perform? ;) *** aurra (aurra@netcom.netcom.com) has joined channel #hamnet <Fingwe> a one liner? ;) *** Mode change "+o aurra" on channel #hamnet by Duck9 <Fingwe> hello aurra! <_Producer> Welcome Fingwe <Vermont> hehe <aurra> better? <Fingwe> thank you <Uros> Fingwe : what is new dude <Vermont> Just do you best fingwe, I know you can do it <Uros> What aurra ? <Fingwe> Uros nothing as usaul :) and w you <_Producer> Fingwe you will have top priority for casting , in 1 hr <Fingwe> Vermont ok what have i got to do? :) <Fingwe> wow :-) ! <_Producer> less... at 19:40 GMT <Uros> F : that asshole.....of a friend took my accts away.. <Vermont> fingwe, i'm just a cleaner or a janitor, didn't get a part yet <_Producer> Vermont:stage doorkeeper ;-) <Fingwe> Vermont at least that saves you from some nervuous shocks :) <_Producer> timecheck 10:51 <Fingwe> hehe <Fingwe> Uros uhoh why's that? <Vermont> hehehe <Vermont> not really <_Producer> LOG IS ON <Fingwe> 19:52 <Uros> F : I didnt wanna give him this accts + he is really evious <Vermont> Just doing community service, I always helpful <_Producer> aurra:show me yr info file again pls <Fingwe> :-) <Fingwe> Uros hm..strange.. /who * Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) #hamnet aurra H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-) #hamnet Fingwe H* lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz) #hamnet Vermont H BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<, +BF>) #hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet Uros H doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) #hamnet Duck9 H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or +AntiChrist) * Uros is going to rehears : <Uros> re [34] <Uros> fuckza matter w/him? [39] * Uros lurks [42] <aurra> beeker is on, as well as nibbles <_Producer> aurra:show yr info file again pls <Vermont> i know nibbles <_Producer> Nibbles is making a return perf as Ghost *aurra* HamNet is IRC's first drama production. It is composed of 80 lines of +Hamlet, rewritten in our IRC language. Show time is 20:00 GMT (3pm EST, 2pm +Central, 1pm Mountain, 12pm Pacific) on #HamNet. See you then! <_Producer> Ok *** Dudester (Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <Vermont> re dudester!! <Dudester> Hey guys <aurra> is it okay with you? <_Producer> dudester:got ur lines OK now??? * Vermont run up the colume and flash the light on the stage to see of it +adjust <Dudester> Yeah I figured it out now :D -> *aurra* fine <Dudester> Does Vermont have a part in the play? <Vermont> dudester, figure what out? <_Producer> dude:you type the line nums as part of the line <Vermont> no, just doing community service <Dudester> my part. :D <Vermont> as an janitor <Dudester> hehehe <aurra> hold on..brb <_Producer> dude:rehearse one now if u like <Dudester> Producer - hm. do I have to type the numbers? <_Producer> yes yes yes *** Dudester is now known as _Enter * _Enter Hamlet [9] <Fingwe> okie, be back in 30 minutes :-) <_Producer> Bravo!!!!!! <_Producer> Dude that's xlnt *** Fingwe has left channel #hamnet *** _Enter is now known as Dudester * Vermont bored of working to hard, wish i had a part. <Dudester> I guess I got the idea now. *** Uros is now known as G-Stern *** G-Stern is now known as Ghost *** Ghost is now known as Hamlet *** Hamlet is now known as RoznKranz *** RoznKranz is now known as King *** King is now known as Uros <aurra> Uros... <Uros> :) * Vermont sits in the way back and read the pamphlet as my break <Uros> hehe *Dudester* vermont wants a part in the play is it possible? <Uros> Aurra..lighten up..loosen up :) <Uros> It's gonna work out fine *** red (red@yarrina.connect.com.au) has joined channel #hamnet <Vermont> Re red!!!!! <_Producer> Uros:One day we will have a game of Balinaje together.. promise <Vermont> What up red! <red> hey *** Skywalk (bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no) has joined channel #hamnet <_Producer> welcome red <red> I'm here to reherse! heh <Skywalk> Hiya! <_Producer> welcome sky /l pora > Please enter P if you wish to be a performer > Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience <Uros> Producer : Ok - maybe when I come this summer <Vermont> I'm here, to be used as a cleaner <Skywalk> hi prod :) /l pora > Please enter P if you wish to be a performer > Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience <red> P *aurra* red is here!!! hahahah <Skywalk> hmm..i don't have any script though.. * Vermont opens the back door and help the people carries their bands *** ChrisP (ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet <aurra> hi sky <Uros> M = already M a performer <aurra> 'lo red *red* P <_Producer> skywalk:we provide the lines <red> hey aurra <Dudester> M <Skywalk> re aurra :) <aurra> hey crisp <ChrisP> M /l parts > : > *** Dramatis personae *** > (ALL THE BEST PARTS ARE ALEADY TAKEN OF COURSE) > : > audience 2 lines + ad lib > SCENE 5 lines > _Enter 7 lines > _Exit 2 lines > prompter 1 line > : > Ghost 2 lines > Ophelia 4 lines + /signoff > R_krantz 5 lines > G_stern 3 lines > _Queen 8 lines > Polonius Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh only > King 4 lines > Laertes 3 lines > Fort_bras 2 lines > Drum 1 line > Colours 1 line > Attndts 1 line > : <Uros> Red : all the way from AU ? cool <Vermont> p ^ <Skywalk> oki :) <ChrisP> hi aurra <Vermont> p ^ <red> GHOST! *** twasntme (root@dismayl.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet <Skywalk> i wanna be a ghost pls :) <_Producer> re twasntme <twasntme> re'llo all <_Producer> skywalk:sorry <Skywalk> i like ghosts :) <red> oi I'm the ghost *** Vermont is now known as _queen <_queen> blah <_queen> hehehe <ChrisP> <---lowly prologue *** _queen is now known as Vermont <Skywalk> hmm.. <Vermont> Naaa, i got to help the bands to get setup <red> producer : so wot do I do eh? <Skywalk> what's not taken? <_Producer> ChrisP:PROLOGUE most important <Dudester> <- _Enter <_Producer> sky:ermmm Drum, audience *** Becky (~v406d8xz@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <_Producer> sky:but there will b no-shows <_Producer> welcome becky * Vermont test the piano and play "The great balls of fire <Uros> BECKY !! <red> producer? <_Producer> yes red <Becky> Thank you! Hi Uros!! :) <Skywalk> hmm..i think i'll be audience :) <red> producer : wot do I do? <Uros> Becky is going to be in the audience <_Producer> sky:ur on the list but not yet cast, OK? <Uros> hmm..is there any part free for Becky ? /w skywalk *** Skywalk is bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs comfort=) *** on channels: #hamnet *** on irc via server mimir.ifi.uio.no ([129.240.86.2] Universitas Osloensis) <Skywalk> hmm..what do u mean ?? * Vermont run to the snack bar and got pop-corns poping! <ChrisP> brb *** Signoff: ChrisP (Leaving) <red> can this get any lamer? <_Producer> skywalk:we will complete casting at 19:40 GMT when we know who shows up *Uros* any free parts ? Becky would like to play too <red> no-one knows wot to do <red> no=one will asnwer me <_Producer> Becky:ur on the list <red> and I'm hungry <Becky> I am? :) <_Producer> red:don't panic, mate <Uros> Red : u wait ur turn and say the text <red> oi frogcrappit!, answer me! <Dudester> Prouducer - put Vermont on the list :D * Vermont can hear the crowds waiting in line and cheering <Skywalk> Prod: and what's the time now? my time is now 20: 04 <red> sigh.. <red> Prisoner is better than this *Uros* what list is she on ? what r her lines ? <_Producer> red:we will not finalize casting for 45 min *** red has left channel #hamnet <Dudester> Producer - whos the queen? <Skywalk> ok, still 45 min. to go..:) <_Producer> Becky is on list of wannabe actors <_Producer> Dude:Kirsten is queen if she shows\ <Becky> Wannabe? hmmm...*laugh* <Uros> Ok :) <Vermont> i am! <_Producer> becky:heheheh <Vermont> The evil queen <Dudester> who's Kristen? <Vermont> he hehe <_Producer> becky:ever done any acting??? <aurra> vermont: you are what? * Vermont sit and watch you guys practise <Becky> In real life or on IRC? *** red (red@yarrina.connect.com.au) has joined channel #hamnet <_Producer> dude:she auditioned. she has a SE asian name like Rhuc <Vermont> I am the light man, i control the light up above the stage <_Producer> Phuc *twasntme* kristen as in telerama sysop? <_Producer> Phuc Yoo Too\ <_Producer> no, Kirsten <Dudester> :D <_Producer> at uoknor.edu <red> ok I'm waiting.. beep me when yer reeady <aurra> thank you red <_Producer> red:OK mate...very nice 2cu <Dudester> Well, put vermont on the list of possible last minute casting OK? <red> :-) <_Producer> Vermont is already on list <Vermont> he he he <Vermont> dudester, you dont have too <red> is it me or are you all so very nice? <Vermont> i am??? <Vermont> what part??? <_Producer> red we are the best <Dudester> I'm lagging <_Producer> theater ppl == best <Dudester> Someone ping me and tell me how much I am lagging <_Producer> right, aurra? <Becky> Producer: Yes, I've acted in real-life. <red> are you all christians or something? <Vermont> Ping <Vermont> he hehe <_Producer> fuckit red, no <red> 2 secs dude <red> good. <Uros> red : yep <_Producer> hehehe <Dudester> ok. <Vermont> This is going to be the best IRC PLAY IN HISTORY!!! <aurra> prod: yep <Uros> hehe <_Producer> timecheck 11:07 <aurra> Vermont: this is the first <_Producer> vermont fer sure <Uros> well... <red> 6:08am = time check *** Gazza (absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet * twasntme checks his watch <red> hey gazz! :) <twasntme> no it isnt, its 19:07 :) <_Producer> yo Gazza <Gazza> Evening all <twasntme> sorry stuart <aurra> hello gazza <red> fancy seeing you here gazza. <Gazza> Evening Producer <Uros> Gazza = Hamlet ? <_Producer> Gazza is our R_krantz <Gazza> I wish. <Gazza> :( * Gazza has popped in to say.... <Uros> so where is that Dude Then ? <Gazza> I shall be returning as soon as I have got home. <Uros> actors r always late...geez <_Producer> OK Gaz we are having a party here <aurra> okay, gazza, thank you <Uros> hehe..I can tell u r english :) * Skywalk bring some beers <Gazza> I am currently at the University and have just finished a rehearsal. +must now wend my weary way home and log on from there. <aurra> Good actors are not late, or let the stage manager know otherwise <_Producer> aurra:I assume ur logging.... <aurra> yes /w vermont <Gazza> See you all a little later. *** Vermont is BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<, BF>) *** on channels: #hamnet *** on irc via server irc.netsys.com (NETSYS COMMUNICATIONS) <red> hmm.. <red> ready? *** RokinDuck (bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <Vermont> Can we run the list of who got the parts in the play, just checking +from the pamphlet!! <aurra> time check: 11:10 <aurra> hello rokin *** Mode change "+o RokinDuck" on channel #hamnet by Duck9 <Gazza> Hey. No beers BEFORE the production. You know what happens! <_Producer> Vermont:rq where in US ru pls? <Dudester> 2:12 <Uros> Rokin ! <_Producer> Welcome 2 our newly-appointed mgr, sys&bot <red> hmm ready? <RokinDuck> hi aurra *hugs* and Uros! <Dudester> same as me. <Dudester> Rochester, NY <_Producer> Gaz too right <RokinDuck> that's me * Uros sips on his beer..what did ya say mate ? <RokinDuck> -:) <Vermont> Rochester Ny, same with dudester <Skywalk> gazza: hmm..what happens? :) *** Signoff: Gazza (A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse....) *** RokinDuck is now known as SysBotMgr <red> hmm. <Vermont> Or my home is Stowe Vermont <_Producer> thanx verm\ <SysBotMgr> %su GunHed -222 <Duck9> gunhed@netcom4.netcom.com added to autokick by SysBotMgr * red wonders <Uros> hehe <Vermont> your welcome, anything else you need to be done?? <red> wait kids. *** Usher (pence@goren.u.washington.edu) has joined channel #hamnet -> *sysbotmgr* u can /kick/ban that ultra-jerk Bayl any time *** CyberMaxx (mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet *** GunHed (gunhed@netcom4.netcom.com) has joined channel #hamnet *** GunHed has been kicked off channel #hamnet by Duck9 *** Mode change "+bb *!gunhed@netcom4.netcom.com GunHed!*@*" on channel +#hamnet by Duck9 *** GunHed (gunhed@netcom4.netcom.com) has joined channel #hamnet *** GunHed has been kicked off channel #hamnet by Duck9 *aurra* do we want to try and put all the actors on the same server? <Skywalk> hehe <Uros> hehe *SysBotMgr* okie... <_Producer> welcome cybermaxx <Vermont> hey hey , no kick on the play channel please <Dudester> Rokin: why the AK? *** GunHed_ (gunhed@netcom4.netcom.com) has joined channel #hamnet -> *SysBotMgr* take sysbotmgr's advice <GunHed_> uh oh <aurra> rokin: i dont think that is necessary...chances are, he will try and +join during the performace and fuck it up <aurra> okay <aurra> no ak <aurra> good <GunHed_> sounds like we're gonna have to do a LOT of sitebans today :) -> *aurra* take rokin's advice *** Signoff: red (Operation would block) <_Producer> welcome gunhed *aurra* what? * Vermont dont know what part i got... *aurra* i say keep gunny here <aurra> hiya gunny * Usher writes southing down about Gunhed. <GunHed_> yo *CyberMaxx* Hi about one hour to go? -> *CyberMaxx* re actors on same server... rokin will advise <aurra> and gunny: you know we cant siteban you... <Dudester> sec 100 <aurra> on duck9 > cybermaxx:sorry misdirected msg...45 min 2 go <Vermont> p -> *aurra* re actors on same server... ask rokin advice <aurra> O:) *** mdsdoc (mdsdoc@sg1.cc.ic.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet <GunHed_> blah I ain't gonna screw with this performance.. just jupe Duck9 at +leisure :) * aurra sighs <GunHed_> hasta *** GunHed_ has left channel #hamnet <_Producer> welcome mdsdoc <Dudester> add SysBotMgr ducky@*.com 100 <Vermont> _producer, if you said i got a part, what is it then, I'm little +nervous <aurra> what the hell? he cant jupe <SysBotMgr> ????? <mdsdoc> :htanks <SysBotMgr> thanks Dudester <SysBotMgr> !! *** Signoff: mdsdoc (Leaving) <_Producer> Vermont:no, I said ur on list of ppl who are willing. WE WILL NOT COMPLETE+CASTING FOR 30 MIN <SysBotMgr> aurra---how can he if he has no O: line? <Vermont> oh okay -> *aurra* what does jupe mean? Something shitty i spose <CyberMaxx> Is someone gonna save this play for posterity? <Dudester> you mean a log? <_Producer> cybermaxx:Y its being logged... *aurra* juping means cutting off a server from the rest of the net *aurra* only opers can do that <_Producer> will be on a server in Vancouver <Dudester> pr SysBotMgr <CyberMaxx> _Producer: Cheers - will it be put out on the net sometime? *aurra* it is kinda like restricting a site from using the net -> *aurra* is rokin aware of this threat? <Dudester> add SysBotMbr *bradley@*.rutgers.edu 100 <_Producer> dude:misspelling there *aurra* rokin cant do anything about a jupe, but gunny cant jupe a damn +thing...if he fucks with us, i swear I will /kill him <Dudester> It'll still recognize him. <Vermont> heheheh <Dudester> Nicks don't make a difference /who * Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) #hamnet CyberMaxx H mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons) #hamnet Usher H pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help) #hamnet SysBotMgr H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ! +*quack*) #hamnet Becky H ~v406d8xz@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Rebecca E Matthews) #hamnet twasntme H root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net) #hamnet Skywalk H bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs +comfort=) #hamnet Dudester H Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester) #hamnet aurra H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-) #hamnet Vermont H BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<, +BF>) #hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet Uros H doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) #hamnet Duck9 H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or +AntiChrist) <_Producer> welcome usher btw\ <Dudester> aop sysBotmbr 1 <_Producer> Usher do u want to act? <aurra> unless it is bombing <Usher> I'm only a bot <aurra> and then riding the split to hack ops, deopping <_Producer> hehehehe <SysBotMgr> %shh Y * Duck9 shuts her annoying mechanical mouth... <aurra> but the chances of him doing any major damage is minimal * Vermont run up and use the moveable light and flash you in the face <Vermont> hehehe <aurra> brb <Uros> Aurra : how about a shit list with a filter ? <Vermont> I love this job * _Producer tried to cast a bot... DUH!!!! <Skywalk> <----away: buying something for my thirst... <aurra> no, i need to talk to him..brb <CyberMaxx> msg usher help <Usher> I can still perform. <_Producer> Usher is great * Usher does the silly Fred Astaire dance <Vermont> he he he <_Producer> we could pre-program Usher w/the whole script & all go home <SysBotMgr> duck9 sing bto <aurra> okay.. <Dudester> :D <Uros> Producer : my idea was better - <SysBotMgr> duck9 dance <_Producer> PLEASE DISABLE ANY AUTO FLOOD/KICK SOFTWARE <Uros> everyone having a script..with ON commands .. <Usher> Impossible. I'm not programmed to do that :D Lots of headaches. * Vermont take a swingshot and hit dudester with a M&M on his head <Vermont> hehehe <_Producer> We could pre-program Uros, come 2 that <Dudester> Will this be a +M performance? <_Producer> Dude:prolly <Dudester> but no time :D <aurra> gunhed gave me his word of honor... <aurra> he will not be fucking with our performance <Uros> his word of honour ? I m not so certain... <Usher> if I am casted, please direct the script to Dudester. :D <aurra> well, if he breaks it.... <SysBotMgr> he's off -> *aurra* reminder: You +o prologue, ghost, Queen. +v all other cast... I +will +m if I feel it necessary <aurra> thanks <SysBotMgr> %su GunHed 0 <Duck9> gunhed@netcom4.netcom.com ---SysBotMgr just removed you from autokick <aurra> as well as tawnya *aurra* i know, i have made note * SysBotMgr has to take Duck9 offline for the necessary adjustments re: +tawnya's ak *** Signoff: Becky (Leaving) <SysBotMgr> %quit *** Signoff: Duck9 (The Song Remains the Same) * _Producer sits back *** Duck9 (bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu) has joined channel #hamnet * Dudester practices hislines <SysBotMgr> gee that was fast <aurra> time check: 11:25:59 *** Mode change "+o Duck9" on channel #hamnet by SysBotMgr * Dudester pases the wind *blat* * Dudester excuses himself <Dudester> 2:30 * _Producer freshens the chan <Dudester> aurra - oh. never mind :D <_Producer> with a cyber-aerosol *** Uros is now known as G_Stern *** G_Stern is now known as Uros <Dudester> Producer you going to mass invite the entire IRC? :D <Uros> ok..warming up *** Vermont is now known as _enter <Uros> :) <aurra> urg *** _enter is now known as Vermont <Dudester> Vermont - that's MY part :D <aurra> i just thought i could do a global invite on edu and com and org <aurra> heheh <aurra> now *that* would go over really well...heheh *** Signoff: Vermont (Leaving) <Dudester> aurra do you that :D /l lostms > : > : > ***<<< WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE >>>*** > THAT THE LONG-LOST MANUSCRIPT "HamNet" HAS COME TO LIGHT.. > The MS is 80 lines long and written in irc jargon > Scholars have long speculated that this rare document was > the source of inspiration for Shakespeare's verbose play "Hamlet" > ========================= > ***<<< THIS CYBERPLAY WILL RECEIVE AN ALL-STAR PERFORMANCE SHORTLY >>>*** > : > : <SysBotMgr> go for it aurra <Uros> misusing ur VOICE command as an IRCOP huh ? <Dudester> Just make sure you do it another channel ;) *** Dudesbot (BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu) has joined channel #hamnet -> *aurra* where's longy? *aurra* i dunno.... *aurra* i can call him... * Usher peers at DudesBot -> *aurra* hmmm *aurra* hold on <Dudesbot> dudester o^ me <Dudesbot> hehehe *** Dudesbot is now known as Vermont /mode * -i _producer *** Fingwe (lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at) has joined channel #hamnet <Fingwe> well, good evening again :-) <Dudester> aurra - great idea <Uros> re Fingwe <Dudester> It's only 2:30 my time, Finggy. <_Producer> re fingwe <Fingwe> Uros :) <Fingwe> Dudester hehe :-) <Fingwe> Producer :-) <_Producer> fingwe:Nickserv seems 2b back * Vermont sweeps the floor, "It's dirty, go get your customes on <Dudester> just do a /ignore service.de <aurra> he isnt at home <Fingwe> Producer is this the reason for you _ ? personaly i approve of it.. <Uros> hehe <Vermont> dudester what that <_Producer> fingwe:yes <Dudester> or aurra can kill him :D <Vermont> kill who??? * Uros lurks [42] <Fingwe> yeah well but as long as the "real " producer does not want his +nickname back?? :) <_Producer> fingwe:my opinion is in alt.irc <Fingwe> Producer aha! :-) <_Producer> timecheck 11:32 <Dudester> 2:24 <Dudester> 2:34 *** ChrisP (ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet <Dudester> wheeeeeee. :D <_Producer> re chrisP <Dudester> Cast pary :D <ChrisP> re <Dudester> whoops. Lagged <Fingwe> 20:30 gmt+1 <_Producer> dude:yes yes yes we have champagne ready <Uros> Ok.. <ChrisP> how are things looking, castwise? <Uros> Where is HAMlet ? <Dudester> Producer - is Loverman casted too? <aurra> yeah, wher is LM, he knows what time... *** PEZ (NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com) has joined channel #hamnet <aurra> i told him <PEZ> hallo :) -> *aurra* if I go off net for any reason [e.g. system failure] keep em all in +order as long as poss I have ways of getting back <Fingwe> hallooo PEZ :) <PEZ> fingwe! <Uros> hi PEZ <_Producer> Dude:yes loverman is ermmmm "colours" *** Melisha (Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <Melisha> PEZ!NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com wanted me to join this channel. <_Producer> welcome pez <PEZ> hi aurra :) uros <Fingwe> :-) <_Producer> welcome melisha * SysBotMgr hugs Melisha -- he knows her from #romance <Dudester> hi Pez /l pora > Please enter P if you wish to be a performer > Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience <PEZ> hi dudester :) <PEZ> op melisha :) *aurra* i am doing some inviting <SysBotMgr> _Producer---Melisha is a bot *twasntme* we're all ready here stuart <PEZ> kiss me * Dudester hopes he's not too lagged :D <PEZ> :) <PEZ> hmm <CyberMaxx> a -> *twasntme* roger *aurra* that is why ppl are joining <PEZ> melisha: <Skywalk> re, i'm back! :) -> *aurra* Ian has arrived & is standing by for a Grand Entrance * Uros is going to get something to eat..brb <Skywalk> P <PEZ> hi skywalk <Fingwe> re SkyWalk <Dudester> Time check. 2:38 <PEZ> melisha is lagged :) *aurra* if brandon doesnt show up within the next several minutes, recast <Skywalk> Fing! :) <_Producer> uros cevapcici??? *aurra* okie... <Fingwe> :-) <Skywalk> hi Piz :) <Fingwe> 20:38 <ChrisP> brb *** Signoff: ChrisP (Leaving) <_Producer> pez u wanna act? <Vermont> dudester, shut up, we dont care about the time the producer will +remind you <Fingwe> hehe Producer :) <_Producer> melisha u wanna act <PEZ> producer, um, nope :) <_Producer> PEZ is a lurker <Skywalk> Fingwe: r u in the play? :) <Uros> re <Vermont> _producer, i do <PEZ> lurker? <PEZ> no i was invited :) <Uros> Producer : nope..not cevapcici :)) <Fingwe> Skywalk i am not sure yet....! :-) you? *aurra* melisha is a bot <_Producer> Pez:audience is v. important *** valerie (irc6759@irc.nsysu.edu.tw) has joined channel #hamnet <PEZ> zippy <Melisha> I want a WESSON OIL lease!! <Skywalk> Fingwe: i'm not..unfornately..i think..:) <PEZ> hi valerie <Fingwe> Skywalk eh i cant play anyway ;-) <_Producer> welcome valerie <PEZ> :) *** ChrisP (ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet * SysBotMgr gives Ham & Laer swords [58 <SysBotMgr> ] <ChrisP> re <Fingwe> welcome valerie yup *aurra* and that isnt the real val, i dont think -> *valerie* are u going 2 do the song? <Skywalk> Fingwe: sure u can..everyone can act..:) <Dudester> Loverman's here <SysBotMgr> hellow Fingwe <Fingwe> Skywalk eh um *blush* :) <Uros> hi all u newly arrived ppl <aurra> val: did you get it ? *** renrut2 (mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet <Fingwe> hello ther SyBotMgr <valerie> hi <Skywalk> hehe :) <_Producer> welcome all *** Signoff: ChrisP (Bad link?) *** rockhard (irc6404@irc.nsysu.edu.tw) has joined channel #hamnet *** LoverMan (brianc@nova.unix.portal.com) has joined channel #hamnet *** LoverMan has been kicked off channel #hamnet by Duck9 *** Mode change "+bb *!brianc@nova.unix.portal.com LoverMan!*@*" on channel +#hamnet by Duck9 <valerie> starts in 20 min? *** Signoff: valerie (ra.oc.com pilot.njin.net) *** Signoff: rockhard (ra.oc.com pilot.njin.net) *** Signoff: SysBotMgr (ra.oc.com pilot.njin.net) <_Producer> welcome loverman <Skywalk> time: 20:40 *twasntme* ian is renrut2 at the moment <Fingwe> 20:40 <Dudester> Argh <PEZ> split <Dudester> netsplit <Dudester> 2:41 *aurra* dhall is on line...did you want him? <PEZ> melisha is so sexy <PEZ> :) <PEZ> kiss me -> *aurra* YES YES <Uros> To be or not to be..that is the question now... [56] <PEZ> hmmm <Uros> hehe -> *valerie* ru going 2 do the song?? *** valerie: No such nickname <PEZ> lagged * Dudester starts making an aias *** Nibbles (ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet <Duck9> Just like rokin -- there when you want him, gone when you need him! +*pout* <_Producer> re Nibbles * PEZ spreads his lag on a ham and cheese sandwich *** ChrisP (ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet /who * Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) #hamnet ChrisP H ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell) #hamnet Nibbles H ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse) #hamnet renrut2 H mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner) #hamnet Melisha H Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde, +/msg melisha help) #hamnet PEZ H NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com (<NUSSO>) #hamnet Fingwe H* lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz) #hamnet Vermont H BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<, +BF>) #hamnet Duck9 H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or +AntiChrist) #hamnet CyberMaxx H mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons) #hamnet Usher H pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help) #hamnet twasntme H root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net) #hamnet Skywalk H bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs +comfort=) #hamnet Dudester H Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester) #hamnet aurra H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-) #hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet Uros H doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) <PEZ> hi nibbles :) <Nibbles> re peeps! *** SysBotMgr (bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu) has joined channel #hamnet *** valerie (irc6759@irc.nsysu.edu.tw) has joined channel #hamnet *** Mode change "+o SysBotMgr" on channel #hamnet by pilot.njin.net <PEZ> re valerie *** val (~valda@camelot.bradley.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <Skywalk> To kill or not to kill..that's a silly question :) <val> ummmm <val> ? <Nibbles> wont be long... *** Mode change "+o aurra" on channel #hamnet by SysBotMgr <SysBotMgr> okie...netsplit there lost everybody *** Signoff: valerie (pilot.njin.net *.tw) <val> think u got the wrong lady here <Fingwe> oeha *** val has left channel #hamnet <aurra> hi nibbles, chrisp <PEZ> h val :) <ChrisP> reeee <ChrisP> i wonder if this will be a net-splling day <Uros> re Aurra <Nibbles> ops? <ChrisP> splitting, that is <Uros> Ok <aurra> i hope not -Melisha:#hamnet- Here is a hug sent from PEZ, ****HUGZ**** <SysBotMgr> %su LoverMan 0 <Duck9> brianc@nova.unix.portal.com ---SysBotMgr just removed you from +autokick <Uros> Time to move to one server <_Producer> OK, ALL PRE-CAST ACTORS CHANGE YR NICKS PLZ *** Signoff: twasntme (Changing Servers) <PEZ> :) *** ChrisP is now known as PROLOGUE <Uros> PEZ : no hugs thank you *** Mode change "+o Nibbles" on channel #hamnet by aurra * PEZ sits back and gets ready to watch the show :) *** Uros is now known as G_Stern <SysBotMgr> %ub Loverman *** Mode change "-bb *!brianc@nova.unix.portal.com LoverMan!*@*" on channel +#hamnet by Duck9 *** G_Stern is now known as Uros /W BECKY *** BECKY: No such nickname *** LoverMan (brianc@nova.unix.portal.com) has joined channel #hamnet *** Value of INSERT_MODE set to OFF <LoverMan> Butthead. :P *** Mode change "+o PROLOGUE" on channel #hamnet by aurra -> *aurra* what hpnd 2 becky??? -> *aurra* it's casting time / who * Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) #hamnet LoverMan H brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate +high) #hamnet SysBotMgr H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ! +*quack*) #hamnet PROLOGUE H@ ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell) #hamnet Nibbles H@ ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse) #hamnet renrut2 H mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner) #hamnet Melisha H Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde, +/msg melisha help) #hamnet PEZ H NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com (<NUSSO>) #hamnet Fingwe H* lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz) #hamnet Vermont H BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<, +BF>) #hamnet Duck9 H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or +AntiChrist) #hamnet CyberMaxx H mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons) #hamnet Usher H pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help) #hamnet Skywalk H bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs +comfort=) #hamnet Dudester H Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester) #hamnet aurra H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-) #hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet Uros H doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) <aurra> ATTN PRECAST MEMBERS, PLEASE CHANGE YOUR NICKS TO YOUR ROLE <LoverMan> Quick question... How do I know my que? :) I only know my line. *** Dudester is now known as _Enter > Nibbles get in costume pls *** Uros is now known as G_Stern *** Mundane (nevins@world.std.com) has joined channel #hamnet *** LoverMan is now known as Colours *** Nibbles is now known as Ghost *** SysBotMgr is now known as Kingg *** PROLOGUE is now known as Prologue *** valerie (irc6759@irc.nsysu.edu.tw) has joined channel #hamnet *** PluTonIuM (gopher@gopher.csie.nctu.edu.tw) has joined channel #hamnet *** Mode change "+bb *!brianc@nova.unix.portal.com LoverMan!*@*" on channel +#hamnet by irc.nchu.edu.tw *** PluTonIuM has left channel #hamnet *** twasntme (~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet <Ghost> aw SHUDDUP NICKSERV * G_Stern tries his costume on *** Mode change "-bbb GunHed!*@* LoverMan!*@* *!brianc@nova.unix.portal.com" +on channel #hamnet by Kingg *** Mode change "-b *!gunhed@netcom4.netcom.com" on channel #hamnet by Kingg <valerie> What happened? who * *** Mode change "+s" on channel #hamnet by aurra <Ghost> who decided to relaunch Nickserv today? <aurra> fuck Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) #hamnet twasntme H ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net) #hamnet valerie H irc6759@irc.nsysu.edu.tw (From:[132.239.52.69]) #hamnet Mundane H nevins@world.std.com (Compu$erve Sucks) #hamnet Colours H brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate +high) #hamnet Kingg H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ! +*quack*) #hamnet Prologue H@ ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell) #hamnet Ghost H@ ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse) #hamnet renrut2 H mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner) #hamnet Melisha H Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde, +/msg melisha help) #hamnet PEZ H NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com (<NUSSO>) #hamnet Fingwe H* lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz) #hamnet Vermont H BFB8333A@vaxd-eth.isc.rit.edu (<, +BF>) #hamnet Duck9 H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or +AntiChrist) #hamnet CyberMaxx H mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons) #hamnet Usher H pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help) #hamnet Skywalk H bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs +comfort=) #hamnet _Enter H Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester) #hamnet aurra H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-) #hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet G_Stern H doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) <aurra> heheh <Prologue> no! <Prologue> pretty funny coincidence *** Mode change "+o Ghost" on channel #hamnet by aurra <G_Stern> just put an ignore on it *** Signoff: Vermont (Bad link?) <Skywalk> question: i have always wondered what the +v mean? *** llr (llr@192.231.221.1) has joined channel #hamnet <aurra> +v = voice... ++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 2: LAST-MINUTE CASTING +++++++++++++++++++ Return to ToC <_Producer> Vermont: you are "SCENE" here come your llines <G_Stern> Voiuce /query vermont *** Starting conversation with vermont <Kingg> Skywalk---it means you can talk in a +m channel w/o ops <aurra> so the actors can have their lines heard <Skywalk> oh..thanx :) /load scene <G_Stern> It means when chan mode is +m -> *vermont* ME 1: THE BATTLEMENTS [8] -> *vermont* ME 2: AFTER HAMLET'S CHEM LAB [16] -> *vermont* ME 3: INTERIOR [30] -> *vermont* ME 4: THE QUEEN'S CLOSET [43] -> *vermont* ME 5: GRUESOME FINALE [54] -> *vermont* ********* PLEASE ADD / BEFORE EACH ME ******** *** vermont: No such nickname *** y1 (y1@farman.cac.psu.edu) has joined channel #hamnet *** vermont: No such nickname *** vermont: No such nickname *** vermont: No such nickname *** vermont: No such nickname *** vermont: No such nickname <G_Stern> that u can speak eventhough u r nor an OP <Ghost> oh, I SEEEE! :) <_Enter> aurra - what no +o :~( /w vermont *** vermont: No such nickname /who * Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) #hamnet y1 H y1@farman.cac.psu.edu (Zhaohui Yang) #hamnet llr H llr@192.231.221.1 (llr) #hamnet twasntme H ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net) #hamnet valerie H irc6759@irc.nsysu.edu.tw (From:[132.239.52.69]) #hamnet Mundane H nevins@world.std.com (Compu$erve Sucks) #hamnet Colours H brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate +high) #hamnet Kingg H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ! +*quack*) #hamnet Prologue H@ ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell) #hamnet Ghost H@ ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse) #hamnet renrut2 H mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner) #hamnet Melisha H Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde, +/msg melisha help) #hamnet PEZ H NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com (<NUSSO>) #hamnet Fingwe H* lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz) #hamnet Duck9 H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or +AntiChrist) #hamnet CyberMaxx H mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons) #hamnet Usher H pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help) #hamnet Skywalk H bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs +comfort=) #hamnet _Enter H Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester) #hamnet aurra H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-) #hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet G_Stern H doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) <aurra> no. /query *** Ending conversation with vermont <Skywalk> thanx ppl, now i've learned something new :) *** jackolope (cyap@cheshire.oxy.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <Prologue> can i try my lines? *** Mode change "+o jackolope" on channel #hamnet by Duck9 *** y1 has left channel #hamnet <Skywalk> jackolope! :) <Fingwe> jackolopeeeee!!!! :-) <Kingg> you're welcome skywalk <G_Stern> JAckolope ! <Ghost> FLOOD PROTECTION DEACTIVATED <Ghost> phew! <Prologue> see if they work *** amyray (~dmh@lemmings.cursci.com) has joined channel #hamnet <G_Stern> :) <_Producer> Skywalk you are Laertes here come yr lines <jackolope> hi skywalk and g_stern and tango...I'm just watching... /query *** Prologue has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to +ircHamlet_World_Premiere_In_Progress [2] <Prologue> All the world's a Unix term.... [3] <Prologue> ...and all the men & women merely irc addicts.... [4] <Prologue> This extravaganza is Copyright 1993 The HamNet Players [5] * _Enter Hamlet [9] * Mundane guesses this ain't really about turkey alternatives for Thanksgiving +after all <Prologue> Enjoy our show + no heckling plz [6] <Prologue> Script should not be re-staged w/out permish [7] *** Starting conversation with skywalk <Kingg> hi jackolope /l laertes -> *skywalk* ME stabs Hamlet [60] -> *skywalk* AAaaaarrrrrrhhhhh!!!! [68] -> *skywalk* ME dies [69] -> *skywalk* *********** PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 60,69 ********** /query *** Ending conversation with skywalk <Prologue> hmmmm <_Producer> skywalk;OK??? *** Prologue has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to HAMNET at 20:00 GMT /w usher *** Usher is pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help) *** on channels: #hamnet *** on irc via server irc.netsys.com (NETSYS COMMUNICATIONS) <Prologue> i wonder why the topic change came in after line 3 <_Producer> usher:you are Fortinbras here come yr lines /query usher *** Starting conversation with usher /l laertes -> *usher* ME stabs Hamlet [60] -> *usher* AAaaaarrrrrrhhhhh!!!! [68] -> *usher* ME dies [69] -> *usher* *********** PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 60,69 ********** /query *** Ending conversation with usher <_Producer> usher:OK????? <_Producer> where the fuck are vermont & becky?? /who * *** Signoff: valerie (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: amyray (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: twasntme (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: llr (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: Kingg (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: Colours (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: Mundane (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: jackolope (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: PEZ (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: CyberMaxx (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: renrut2 (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: Fingwe (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: Melisha (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: _Enter (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: Ghost (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: G_Stern (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: Skywalk (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: aurra (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) *** Signoff: Usher (poe.acc.Virginia.EDU excalibur.mlb.semi.harris.com) Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) #hamnet Prologue H@ ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell) #hamnet Duck9 H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or +AntiChrist) #hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) *** Signoff: Prologue (Bad link?) <Duck9> Just like rokin -- there when you want him, gone when you need him! +*pout* <_Producer> oops netsplitsville who * Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) #hamnet Duck9 H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or +AntiChrist) #hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) /w aurra *** aurra: No such nickname /who #england Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) /who #francais Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) /w aurra *** aurra: No such nickname /who #twilight_zone Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name) : : : : /server irc.caltech.edu *** Connecting to port 6667 of server irc.caltech.edu *** Welcome to the Internet Relay Network Producer *** Your host is irc.caltech.edu, running version 2.8.16 *** Your host is irc.caltech.edu, running version 2.8.16 *** This server was created Wed Nov 24 1993 at 07: 02:14 PST *** umodes available oiws, channel modes available biklmnopstv *** There are 2258 users and 854 invisible on 129 servers *** There are 97 operators online *** 977 channels have been formed *** This server has 130 clients and 3 servers connected *** - irc.caltech.edu Message of the Day - *** - -------------------------------------------------------- *** - California Institute of Technology *** - -------------------------------------------------------- *** - The official name of this server is irc.caltech.edu. *** - This will not change, so please set irc.caltech.edu *** - as your default server (rather than seoul.caltech.edu) *** - *** - Fake usernames will not be tolerated. 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If you do, *** - your host will be banned permanently. *** - *** - For help, please contact: *** - mystery <mystery@seoul.caltech.edu> *** - *** - -------------------------------------------------------- *** Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #hamnet *** Topic for #hamnet: ircHamlet_World_Premiere_In_Progress [2] *** Users on #hamnet: Producer PEZ Synrg Skywalk @Kingg Melisha @aurra Ingimar +steve @Uros Gobbo frosty Prologue renrut2 amyray llr @twasntme +Colours +Fingwe CyberMaxx Usher +_Enter -service.de- * This Nickname is already used frequently by another person. +Please try to avoid confusion and choose another one. *** Ghost (ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet <Kingg> right here (Colours/#hamnet) <-- Not changing servers. <Prologue> re prod *** Mode change "+o Producer" on channel #hamnet by Kingg <Ghost> ops pls? <aurra> gotta love it *** Uros is now known as G_Stern * Skywalk has changed server already.. <_Producer> I'm back *** Amy2 (surfette@deeptht.armory.com) has joined channel #hamnet <aurra> okkay -> *aurra* oops server prob <G_Stern> Ok <Ghost> I NEED OPS - LINE 13 <amyray> brb /who * *** Mode change "+o Prologue" on channel #hamnet by aurra #hamnet Amy2 H surfette@deeptht.armory.com (Amy Kathleen Williams) #hamnet Ghost H ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse) #hamnet Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet PEZ H NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com (<NUSSO>) #hamnet Synrg H BG@dyma.dymaxion.ns.ca (<Synergist>) #hamnet Skywalk H ~bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs +comfort=) #hamnet Kingg H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ! +*quack*) #hamnet Melisha H Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde, +/msg melisha help) #hamnet aurra H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-) #hamnet Ingimar H ingimarr@rvik.ismennt.is (42, 2A, 101010, 52) #hamnet steve H steve@backdrop.esnet.com (Steve Froeschke) #hamnet G_Stern H@ doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) #hamnet Gobbo H rmpol@netcom5.netcom.com (*Unknown*) #hamnet frosty H frosty@cardinal.demon.co.uk (frosty the lion) #hamnet Prologue H@ ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell) #hamnet renrut2 H ~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner) #hamnet amyray H ~dmh@lemmings.cursci.com (D.M. Hall) #hamnet llr H llr@192.231.221.1 (llr) #hamnet twasntme H@ ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net) #hamnet Colours H*+ brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate +high) #hamnet Fingwe H* lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz) #hamnet CyberMaxx H mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons) #hamnet Usher H pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help) #hamnet _Enter H+ Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester) *** Signoff: amyray (Error 0) <G_Stern> What SERVEr shall it be than *** Signoff: Fingwe (Error 0 occurred.) <Prologue> ta aurra *** Dudester (~Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu) has joined channel #hamnet *** amyray (~dmh@lemmings.cursci.com) has joined channel #hamnet *** R_krantz (absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet *** Murxer (lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at) has joined channel #hamnet *** amyray is now known as Maquesta <Murxer> oopsie *** Maquesta is now known as amyray *** Murxer is now known as Fingwe *** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #hamnet by aurra <Fingwe> soda <R_krantz> Evening <Dudester> someone vi me *** Opheila (Vgrey@apm-b337-7.ucsd.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <Dudester> v me <_Producer> welcome maquesta do u wanna part? * Ghost doesnt NORMALLY beg for ops... <R_krantz> Phew... just in time eh? *aurra* i am really mad at longy....for this *** Dudester is now known as _Enter *** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by aurra *** Opheila is now known as Ophelia <Kingg> R_krantz---only by 4 minutes *** Signoff: llr (Error 0) *** llr (~llr@telerama.lm.com) has joined channel #hamnet <aurra> time check: 11:57 /set hold_mode on *** Value of HOLD_MODE set to ON <Ghost> The time in the UK is 19:55 <_Enter> 2:59 /who * #hamnet llr H ~llr@telerama.lm.com (llr) #hamnet Ophelia H Vgrey@apm-b337-7.ucsd.edu (The Notorious Internet +Celebrity) #hamnet Fingwe H lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz) #hamnet R_krantz H+ absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk (Look can I help it?) #hamnet amyray H ~dmh@lemmings.cursci.com (D.M. Hall) #hamnet _Enter H+ ~Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester) #hamnet Amy2 H surfette@deeptht.armory.com (Amy Kathleen Williams) #hamnet Ghost H ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse) #hamnet Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet PEZ H NUSSO@bos1b.delphi.com (<NUSSO>) #hamnet Synrg H BG@dyma.dymaxion.ns.ca (<Synergist>) #hamnet Skywalk H ~bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs +comfort=) #hamnet Kingg H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ! +*quack*) #hamnet Melisha H Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde, +/msg melisha help) #hamnet aurra H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-) #hamnet Ingimar H ingimarr@rvik.ismennt.is (42, 2A, 101010, 52) #hamnet steve H steve@backdrop.esnet.com (Steve Froeschke) #hamnet G_Stern H@ doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) --- more --- #hamnet Gobbo H rmpol@netcom5.netcom.com (*Unknown*) #hamnet frosty H frosty@cardinal.demon.co.uk (frosty the lion) #hamnet Prologue H@ ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell) #hamnet renrut2 H ~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner) #hamnet twasntme H@ ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net) #hamnet Colours H*+ brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate +high) #hamnet CyberMaxx H mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons) #hamnet Usher H pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help) <Fingwe> 20:57 (Colours/#hamnet) 11:57 <Ophelia> 12:01 here * PEZ is now known as Lighting_Specialist *** Mode change "+v Ophelia" on channel #hamnet by aurra <Skywalk> 20:58 <PEZ> :) <_Enter> aurra - v me. <aurra> thank you all for telling time <R_krantz> 19:56 <Ingimar> is everybody here on the same server ? *** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by aurra <G_Stern> Enter : U R vied --- more --- on #hamnet (+s) <Ghost> Flaming-hell - can someone op me PLEASE - check the script line 13 <Prologue> nope * PEZ sets uplights and cameras around the channel <G_Stern> Nope <Ophelia> are we supposed to be on the same server? *** Mode change "+o Ghost" on channel #hamnet by aurra <Ghost> thanx! <R_krantz> Ah G_Stern. How are you my good friend and companion <_Producer> ingimar:please take a role <Skywalk> hmm... <Ghost> WHERES THE LEAD? /mode * +o ghost *** Mode change "+o Ghost" on channel #hamnet by Producer <Skywalk> Prod: am i in the play?? *** Spaceboy (cjmcclel@discovery.brad.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet *** Ingimar is now known as audience <_Enter> serv irc.uiuc.edu <_Producer> spaceboy wanna part? <audience> Producer: who me ? /w auadience *** auadience: No such nick/channel *** audience is now known as Ingimar *twasntme* jusat say when u want ian to switch to hamlet /w audience *** audience: No such nick/channel *aurra* the, scene, audience, prompter *** PEZ is now known as Valet_boy <G_Stern> Well R_krantz better than our friend Hamlet..I hear he is so +depressed that he will not be showing up for our performance <Ghost> Everyone - if you havent already done so, please change servert to +irc.uiuc.edu <Valet_boy> :) *** Signoff: Ophelia (Error 0) * Ghost cant spell server :) *** Gothmog (pedersoe@ucsu.Colorado.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet *aurra* queen polon. laertes, fort <aurra> NO! *** Signoff: frosty (Ping timeout) *** Signoff: R_krantz (Error 0) *** Valet_boy is now known as PEZ *** R_krantz (absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet *** Signoff: CyberMaxx (Leaving) <aurra> do not change to a diffrent sever *** Opheila (~Vgrey@apm-b337-7.ucsd.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <aurra> crap <_Producer> changing servers <Prologue> i refuse *** Kingg is now known as SysBotMgr /server irc.uiuc.edu *** Connecting to port 6667 of server irc.uiuc.edu *** Welcome to the Internet Relay Network _Producer *** Your host is irc.uiuc.edu, running version 2.8.16 *** This server was created Thu Feb 3 1994 at 12: 59:58 CST *** umodes available oiws, channel modes available biklmnopstv *** There are 2246 users and 887 invisible on 128 servers *** There are 98 operators online *** 969 channels have been formed *** This server has 179 clients and 11 servers connected *** Message of the Day: *** *** The University of Illinois at Urbana IRC Server. *** *** >Please< find a lesser-used server for your bots. *** *** End of Message-of-the-Day *** Mode change "+i" for user _Producer by _Producer *** _Producer (~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #hamnet *** Topic for #hamnet: ircHamlet_World_Premiere_In_Progress [2] *** Users on #hamnet: _Producer Spaceboy Opheila R_krantz Gothmog llr Fingwe +amyray +_Enter Amy2 @Ghost PEZ Synrg Skywalk @SysBotMgr Melisha @aurra +Ingimar steve @G_Stern Gobbo @Prologue renrut2 @twasntme +Colours Usher --- more --- on #hamnet (+s) *** Opheila is now known as Ophelia <SysBotMgr> DO NOT CHANGE SERVERS -- YOU WILL END UP LAGGED!!!!! (Colours/#hamnet) R_: What? Your diapers? ;) * G_Stern is on irc.netsys.com *** Mode change "+o _Producer" on channel #hamnet by Ghost *** CyberMaxx (mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet (_Enter/#hamnet) I'm back (_Enter/#hamnet) someone v me for the last time. <Ghost> SBM - er or split? /set hold_mode off *** Value of HOLD_MODE set to OFF <R_krantz> Ahh ghost! Greetings :) <aurra> grrrrrr *** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by Ghost <Ophelia> :) *** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by aurra *** Mode change "+pi-s" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern <Skywalk> ...guess not..:( *** Mode change "+s-pi" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern <_Producer> amyray WILL U B PROMPTER PLEASE <Prologue> why invite only? don't you want an audience? (_Enter/#hamnet) 3:02. Make a invite. <amyray> what do i need to do? *** Mode change "-s" on channel #hamnet by aurra * _Enter is bored <_Producer> amyray:only ONE LINE *** lewd (lewd@serena.ee.pdx.edu) has joined channel #hamnet (Colours/#hamnet) +nt atleast. <lewd> hey <G_Stern> oops *** Mode change "+m" on channel #hamnet by aurra *** Badil (steve@rama.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet <aurra> EVERYONE PLESE BE QUIET *** Mode change "+nt" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern (_Enter/#hamnet) colours - leave and rejoin the channel <aurra> Now... * Colours falls off the channel... *** Colours has left channel #hamnet (_Enter/#hamnet) Tawnya's back -> *aurra* no don't +m yet pls *amyray* what you need me to do? *** Colours (brianc@nova.unix.portal.com) has joined channel #hamnet *aurra* *sigh* *** ricp (rlk@chcgn.ch.ic.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet *** Mode change "-m" on channel #hamnet by aurra -> *amyray* enter yr line on cue *** Erdor (irc2@ra.info.sunyit.edu) has joined channel #hamnet /query amyray *** CUJohn (fowlerc@ucsu.Colorado.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet *** Starting conversation with amyray *** Mode change "+vv Colours Ophelia" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern <aurra> I dont give a rip if toni is back or not *amyray* what line? *** frosty (frosty@cardinal.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet <Prologue> what is my cue, byt the way? <PEZ> places everyone :) -> *amyray* Psst! Thou hast thy father much offended.. [47] *aurra* we need to do recasting * Skywalk is watching the flood.. <PEZ> hi cujohn :) <Prologue> since i have the first line..... /query *** Ending conversation with amyray <CUJohn> Hi, Pez. :-) <Ghost> audience applauding *aurra* lewd is here... <_Producer> amyray:WRITE THAT DOWN *amyray* whats my cue? * Skywalk wonders: where's my seat? :) <Ghost> prologue:audience applauding *aurra* G_stern, recast him? *** Gothmog has left channel #hamnet <Prologue> thank you <Ghost> :) <_Producer> amyray line 46 is yr cue for line 46 <lewd> lame *** lewd has left channel #hamnet <amyray> but its line 47 *** Gothmog (pedersoe@ucsu.Colorado.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet * R_krantz is in the greenroom still. Have we been called yet? -> *aurra* why... Uros gone??? *** jones (jones@eskimo.com) has joined channel #hamnet <Ghost> shhhhh /w fingwe *** Fingwe is lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz) *** on channels: #hamnet *** on irc via server olymp.wu-wien.ac.at ([137.208.8.30 6666] Vienna, +Austria) *** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern *** Duck9 (bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <Ghost> ANYONE WITH FLOOD-PROTECTION - PLEASE TURN IT OFF *** Scathach (ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet *** Mode change "+s+o Duck9" on channel #hamnet by poe.acc.Virginia.EDU * Skywalk is looking for a seat.. *aurra* no, lewd was an orignal auditionie <_Producer> Fingwe:WILL YOU PLEASE PLAY_QUEEN??? * Ghost remembers the last production *** Mode change "+o SysBotMgr" on channel #hamnet by Duck9 <PEZ> ack gotta go... maybe next time *** Mode change "+o aurra" on channel #hamnet by Duck9 <aurra> We ask if you have a flood/mass protect activated that you please turn +it off for the performace, as well as refraining from msging the actors +during the performance. Thanks! -> *aurra* we thot lewd was a bot *** PEZ has left channel #hamnet <Fingwe> producer what will i have to do? -> *fingwe* we need you!!!! *aurra* i think at one point he was *** Fingwe is now known as PLAY_QUEE <Skywalk> AH...Finally, i found a empty seat :) *aurra* does that make any sense? <PLAY_QUEE> oha <Ingimar> Skywalk: here's a seat, besides me *** Starting conversation with fingwe <PLAY_QUEE> 9 letters only /l queen -> *fingwe* Don't flame me, i'm yr Ma! [45] -> *fingwe* Er.... [46] -> *fingwe* Oh, right.... Yr dad's pissed at u [48] -> *fingwe* Now look what u've done u little nerd. :-( [52] -> *fingwe* TOPIC DEATH [55] -> *fingwe* ME takes a drink [57] -> *fingwe* Holy shit this Danish vodka is like poison :-@ [63] -> *fingwe* ME dies in agony [65] -> *fingwe* ************ PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 55,57,65 ****** *** fingwe: No such nick/channel *** fingwe: No such nick/channel *** fingwe: No such nick/channel *** fingwe: No such nick/channel *** fingwe: No such nick/channel *** fingwe: No such nick/channel <aurra> _QUEEN *** fingwe: No such nick/channel *** PLAY_QUEE is now known as PLAYQUEEN *** fingwe: No such nick/channel <PLAYQUEEN> ah *** fingwe: No such nick/channel *** PLAYQUEEN is now known as _QUEEN /query *** Ending conversation with fingwe (_Enter/#hamnet) someone massinvite #hotsex :D <Skywalk> thanx Ingimar :) <_QUEEN> and my lines? <Gothmog> heh fing <_QUEEN> :-) /query _queen *** Starting conversation with _queen <Ophelia> ? /l queen -> *_queen* Don't flame me, i'm yr Ma! [45] -> *_queen* Er.... [46] -> *_queen* Oh, right.... Yr dad's pissed at u [48] -> *_queen* Now look what u've done u little nerd. :-( [52] -> *_queen* TOPIC DEATH [55] -> *_queen* ME takes a drink [57] -> *_queen* Holy shit this Danish vodka is like poison :-@ [63] -> *_queen* ME dies in agony [65] -> *_queen* ************ PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 55,57,65 ****** *aurra* anna-marie is here * Skywalk sits down, besidees Ingimar *aurra* scathach /query *** Ending conversation with _queen *** Mode change "+v _QUEEN" on channel #hamnet by aurra * twasntme shuffles around getting comfortable <G_Stern> ok *** Signoff: Spaceboy (Error 0) <_Producer> fingwe:WRITE THAT ALL DOWN *** Mode change "+o aurra" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern *** amyray is now known as _Prompter <Erdor> 'sits down * Ophelia fumbles with her dress. *** SysBotMgr is now known as Kingg *** Oli_ (olit@rvik.ismennt.is) has joined channel #Hamnet <_Producer> welcome anna marie *** Spaceboy (cjmcclel@discovery.brad.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet *** trigger (trigger@akureyri.ismennt.is) has joined channel #Hamnet <_QUEEN> okie i logg ed it give me 5 minites * _Enter nukes *** _QUEEN has left channel #hamnet * R_krantz is in the Greenroom. Getting into character /who * *Scathach* Hey there. #hamnet trigger H trigger@akureyri.ismennt.is (Tryggvi R. Jonsson) #hamnet Spaceboy H cjmcclel@discovery.brad.ac.uk (CJ MCCLELLAND) #hamnet Oli_ H olit@rvik.ismennt.is (Oli Thor Atlason) #hamnet Scathach H ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Anna-Marie York) #hamnet Duck9 H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or +AntiChrist) #hamnet jones H jones@eskimo.com (unpredictability at its finest) #hamnet Gothmog H pedersoe@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Be yourself, by yourself, +stay away from me!) #hamnet frosty H frosty@cardinal.demon.co.uk (frosty the lion) #hamnet CUJohn H fowlerc@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (John C. Fowler) #hamnet Erdor H irc2@ra.info.sunyit.edu (From-> unixg.ubc.ca) #hamnet ricp H rlk@chcgn.ch.ic.ac.uk (Mr R.L. Kinder) #hamnet Colours H*+ brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate +high) #hamnet Badil H steve@rama.demon.co.uk (Email:steve@rama.demon.co.uk) #hamnet CyberMaxx H mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons) #hamnet _Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet Ophelia H+ ~Vgrey@apm-b337-7.ucsd.edu (The Notorious Internet +Celebrity) #hamnet R_krantz H+ absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk (Look can I help it?) #hamnet llr H ~llr@telerama.lm.com (llr) #hamnet _Prompter H ~dmh@lemmings.cursci.com (D.M. Hall) #hamnet _Enter H+ ~Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester) #hamnet Amy2 H surfette@deeptht.armory.com (Amy Kathleen Williams) #hamnet Ghost H@ ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse) #hamnet Synrg H BG@dyma.dymaxion.ns.ca (<Synergist>) #hamnet Skywalk H ~bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs +comfort=) #hamnet Kingg H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ! +*quack*) #hamnet Melisha H Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde, +/msg melisha help) #hamnet aurra H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-) #hamnet Ingimar H ingimarr@rvik.ismennt.is (42, 2A, 101010, 52) #hamnet steve H steve@backdrop.esnet.com (Steve Froeschke) #hamnet G_Stern H@ doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) #hamnet Gobbo H rmpol@netcom5.netcom.com (*Unknown*) #hamnet Prologue H@ ckp2n@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (C. K. Powell) #hamnet renrut2 H ~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner) #hamnet twasntme H@ ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net) #hamnet Usher H pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help) *** SkinnyPup (zens@ucsu.Colorado.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet * Kingg is in character right now... <G_Stern> Hamnet is secret... <G_Stern> ? *** Splat (markt@coho.halcyon.com) has joined channel #hamnet *** Oli_ has left channel #hamnet <_Producer> scathach:will you play "_The"??? *aurra* polo, laertes, fort_bra * jones is really excited. <Colours> SP! Splat! <Colours> :) * Ophelia dances around the stage. <SkinnyPup> hahahhaha *aurra* drum, polon. (_Enter/#hamnet) This is a log of Hamnet '94. :Log is activated *** Mode change "+m" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern *aurra* splat is kewl *** Mode change "-m" on channel #hamnet by aurra <aurra> no. *Scathach* if Aurra agrees...I told her I'd help stage manage <Ghost> Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the bastard. -> *aurra* laert is cast <Ghost> :) *aurra* do we have an audience? <SkinnyPup> hahahhaha *aurra* who is playing laert -> *scathach* I SAY SO!!!! (_Enter/#hamnet) Hey SP (_Enter/#hamnet) <- Dudester <G_Stern> Y not Aurra ? *** CUJohn is now known as CUJOhn2 <SkinnyPup> cool <aurra> not yet /QUERY scathach *** Starting conversation with scathach *** CUJOhn2 is now known as CUJohn2 * Ophelia giggles. /l the <G_Stern> CU ! *** the: File not found *Scathach* Understood. :) * Kingg give Ham and Laer swords [58] <SkinnyPup> wow *** OldBear (oldbear@JACK-VANCE.MIT.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet *** Tychy (lherron@atanasoff.sfasu.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <frosty> lewis: oh OK that makes sense <Kingg> go for it, lads! [59] -> *scathach* here are _The's lines <Colours> Ty! <Ghost> Who's playing the lead? * jones waves to oldbear. * Ophelia is lost. <Tychy> Wouldn't +m make sense? :-) <SkinnyPup> I am <jones> there's a seat here for you! <Prologue> tychy: when it is time, yes <_Prompter> +m would make a lot of sense (_Enter/#hamnet) where's Hamlet? <aurra> not right now *** _QUEEN (lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at) has joined channel #hamnet * Ophelia wonders where Hamlet is, too. *** Mode change "+v Prologue" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern <_QUEEN> ok -> *scathach* CURTAIN RISES to reveal the stageset... [0] <_QUEEN> got everything :-) * twasntme has hamlet hidden away backstage <SkinnyPup> I'll be hamlet ;) *** Mode change "+v Scathach" on channel #hamnet by aurra *** Mode change "+v Ophelia" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern *** SkinnyPup is now known as SP * Skywalk is a bear :) *** _Prompter is now known as amyray -> *scathach* CURTAIN SLOWLY FALLS {{{{{{{{----- THE END ------}}}}}}}} [79] /query *** Ending conversation with scathach <_Producer> scathach:get that???? <Gothmog> heya sp * Ophelia is lost. <SP> hey goth <Skywalk> :) -> *ophelia* are u goihng 2 do the song? <SP> gothmog: do you think henry rollins will ever come here? * G_Stern is ready...*ahem* *Scathach* Lines 0, 79 received. * R_krantz is ready *Ophelia* sure, but how do i know my lines and when? im lost <Gothmog> sp good question that would be cool tho *aurra* longy is here <Colours> Nature calls. BRB. <SP> yea it would *** Scathach is now known as _The <SP> he hates colorado <_Producer> Ladies and gentlemen... Introducing our star...MrIan Taylor!@!!! * Ophelia thinks when nature calls, she answers the phone. <SP> oh well *** amyray is now known as _Prompter *** LoNgY (smiguel@lonestar.utsa.edu) has joined channel #hamnet *** Mode change "+v _Prompter" on channel #hamnet by aurra <Gothmog> maybe someday he'll change his mind... <Skywalk> clap clap *** Mode change "+o LoNgY" on channel #hamnet by Duck9 * Amy2 claps. (_Enter/#hamnet) Hey Longy *aurra* whois scene? *** Mode change "+v LoNgY" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern * Kingg applauds -> *twasntme* get im on..! *aurra* fort_bras? <SP> yeah as soon as a ll the nazi pieces of shit die <Ghost> *appluse* <Ghost> <---------can't type *** renrut2 is now known as hamlet *aurra* colours and attendants? <Ophelia> :) <SP> *whistles* <_Producer> clap, clap, clap <SP> :) * hamlet bows * Kingg applauds * Ophelia jumps up&down. <Kingg> -:) *** Mode change "+v hamlet" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern * R_krantz yawns * G_Stern lurks * llr applauds (_Enter/#hamnet) Hamlet is GOD :D <SP> *whistle whistle* * Amy2 eyeballs Hamlet and whistles. <SP> *whoop..whoop* <_Producer> "hamlet" is a genuine actor with the Royal Shakesp Co in London <R_krantz> Come on get on with it. /who * #hamnet LoNgY H@ smiguel@lonestar.utsa.edu (Da Shit.) #hamnet _QUEEN H* lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz) #hamnet Tychy H* lherron@atanasoff.sfasu.edu ( Tychy ) #hamnet OldBear H oldbear@JACK-VANCE.MIT.EDU (Wise and Noble Beast) #hamnet Splat H markt@coho.halcyon.com (Have you had your Splat +today?) #hamnet SP H zens@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Fallen Angel...) #hamnet trigger H trigger@akureyri.ismennt.is (Tryggvi R. Jonsson) #hamnet Spaceboy H cjmcclel@discovery.brad.ac.uk (CJ MCCLELLAND) #hamnet _The H+ ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Anna-Marie York) #hamnet Duck9 H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Christ and/or +AntiChrist) #hamnet jones H jones@eskimo.com (unpredictability at its finest) #hamnet Gothmog H pedersoe@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Be yourself, by yourself, +stay away from me!) #hamnet frosty H frosty@cardinal.demon.co.uk (frosty the lion) #hamnet CUJohn2 H fowlerc@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (John C. Fowler) #hamnet Erdor H irc2@ra.info.sunyit.edu (From-> unixg.ubc.ca) #hamnet ricp H rlk@chcgn.ch.ic.ac.uk (Mr R.L. Kinder) #hamnet Colours H*+ brianc@nova.unix.portal.com (Love is the ultimate +high) #hamnet Badil H steve@rama.demon.co.uk (Email:steve@rama.demon.co.uk) #hamnet CyberMaxx H mds@oak42.doc.ic.ac.uk (Mark D Simmons) #hamnet _Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet Ophelia H+ ~Vgrey@apm-b337-7.ucsd.edu (The Notorious Internet +Celebrity) #hamnet R_krantz H+ absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk (Look can I help it?) #hamnet llr H ~llr@telerama.lm.com (llr) #hamnet _Prompter H+ ~dmh@lemmings.cursci.com (D.M. Hall) #hamnet _Enter H+ ~Dudester@sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dudester) #hamnet Amy2 H surfette@deeptht.armory.com (Amy Kathleen Williams) #hamnet Ghost H@ ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse) #hamnet Synrg H BG@dyma.dymaxion.ns.ca (<Synergist>) #hamnet Skywalk H ~bjornl@studserv.hedmarkdh.no (=Depressed guy needs +comfort=) #hamnet Kingg H@ bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Internet's #1 rock DJ! +*quack*) #hamnet Melisha H Melisha@ra.info.sunyit.edu (This is your sexy blonde, +/msg melisha help) #hamnet aurra H*@ aurra@netcom.netcom.com (-|-Angel of the Net-|-)22 * Skywalk stands and applauds loud *CLAP* *CLAP* <R_krantz> We are ten minutes late you know. <Ghost> I met god once. He kicked me out, and I have to roam this place +forevermore. <SP> come on <Amy2> WOO WOO <hamlet> paid (_Enter/#hamnet) Real-life actor. :D <SP> hahahahaha /set hold_mode off *** Value of HOLD_MODE set to OFF <Prologue> shall we begin, aurra? <G_Stern> original <G_Stern> = genuine * Ophelia hands hamlet $5. <_Producer> longy can u play Polonius? <SP> begin! * R_krantz is an actor too. <Ghost> Is all the cast +v'd? <G_Stern> real <LoNgY> yes <LoNgY> need script <R_krantz> Only amateur though <Ophelia> VD??! <Prologue> ah, stillcasting /query longy *** Starting conversation with longy *** Mode change "+v Ghost" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern * Ghost is a pro <SP> I get paid to watch this don't I? <R_krantz> I'm not +v yet *aurra* do we have everyone? <CyberMaxx> * wants to knwow when we're starting. /l polonius -> *longy* Arrrghhhh!!! [50] /query\ *** Unknown command: QUERY\ /query *** Ending conversation with longy <Ghost> yes u are R-K *** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern <_Producer> there, longy, best part of all * Skywalk is -ov :) *** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #hamnet by aurra <R_krantz> Oh.. it doesn't say so on my status line <_The> tEST <G_Stern> never the less <Ingimar> What is +v ? <_Prompter> lets get on with it <_Producer> 3 parts to cast.. WHO HAS NOT GOT A PART THAT WANTS ONE??? <Ophelia> R_krantz and G-Sterns are dead...ooops, wrong play :) <aurra> Ingimar: voice *aurra* is ingimar the voice? <Ghost> Voice - in moderation mode you can talk - but youre not an op <_Prompter> ill take a second part <SP> I'll take a partr <_Producer> ophelia:hehehehe nice 1 <Skywalk> ME ! :) <_Prompter> only got 1 line <frosty> oh yeah who for? *aurra* the audience i mean? <R_krantz> ophelia.. That is the correct play dahling... it's where uncle Tom +got the idea. <SP> that will be fun <G_Stern> R_kranz my chum have u heard Ophelia ? *LoNgY* ok. <Kingg> test *** trigger has left channel #hamnet <SP> testing 1...2...3...4 <SP> ok *jones* what does it entail? *** Mode change "+v Kingg" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern <_Producer> Prompter DOUBLE AS DRUM PLEASE *** OldBear is now known as TheCritic * Ophelia cant stand Tom Stoppard, prefers Harold Pinter any day :) <aurra> time check: 12:14pm EST <SP> PA test <SP> 1..2...3.....4 <G_Stern> re [34] <_Prompter> give me line <R_krantz> re [33] /QUERY _prompter *** Starting conversation with _prompter * Ophelia dances around stage in a torn white dress. *** Tychy has left channel #hamnet <SP> hahahahahaha /l drum -> *_prompter* Like, rat-a-tat, man [75] <Prologue> *sigh* /query *** Ending conversation with _prompter <Ghost> Who aint got the script? <G_Stern> re [34] <_Producer> got that amyray? <Ophelia> I dont got the script <_Prompter> got it * Kingg gives Ham and Laer swords [58] <R_krantz> Well done G_Stern... <Kingg> Go for it, Lads! [59] * SP beats ophelia over the head with a tenis racket <Gothmog> hmm <_Prompter> lets get this show on the road <Ghost> ok - just as long as prompter has it this time *** Gothmog has left channel #hamnet <G_Stern> OK : is everyone accounted for ? *** Prologue has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to still casting--this +is your chance! *** LoNgY is now known as Polonius <_Producer> ophelia RU KIDDING??? I E-MAILED U THE SCRIPT A YEAR AGO <Ophelia> Prod: to where? i never got it <SP> wow <G_Stern> tsk tsk.. *Prologue* alas, val's had several accounts yanked recently *** SP has left channel #hamnet *** You have new email. * Skywalk don;t have neither a part or a script... -> *ophelia* OH SHIT...HERE IT COMES THEN /query ophelia *** Starting conversation with ophelia * G_Stern gossips with R__krantz about Ophelia /l ophelia -> *ophelia* Here's yr stuff back [22] -> *ophelia* O heavenly powers: restore him! [24] -> *ophelia* ME thinks Hamlet's nuts [25] -> *ophelia* :-( [28] -> *ophelia* SIGNOFF <drowning> [29] -> *ophelia* ********* PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 25,29 ********* -> *ophelia* ********* AFTER YOUR SIGNOFF PLEASE COME BACK TO THE CHAN -> *ophelia* ********* AS Ailehpo ********** <Skywalk> or=nor... <R_krantz> 14 minutes late. Hmmmmm <Skywalk> :) *Polonius* i dont know the words for polunious *Ophelia* email it to vgrey@freenet.fsu.edu /query *** Ending conversation with ophelia * _QUEEN sits down on her throne * _Enter snores loudly *** Mode change "+v _QUEEN" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern * TheCritic may just wait for the video to come out. *aurra* okay? <_QUEEN> :-) *aurra* we readY? <_Producer> OPHELIA:WRITE IT DOWN NOW PLEASE <Ghost> well, it was about 45 mins late last time <aurra> DOES EVERYONE HAVE THIER PARTS? <Polonius> not i <Ghost> yes <_QUEEN> i have *** mUnChIe (afdaniel@yankton.ucs.indiana.edu) has joined channel #Hamnet -> *aurra* almost... keep em quiet <Prologue> yes * R_krantz has his parts thanks <_Prompter> yup <Kingg> Aaaaarrgghhh!!!!! [66] * Kingg dies [67] (_Enter/#hamnet) yeppers <_QUEEN> lo munchie *** Mmmm (mandar@banshee.ecn.uoknor.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <Ghost> Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the bastard. +[12] <_QUEEN> Mmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *** Kingg is now known as _King <Polonius> yo munchie * _King gives Ham and Laer swords [58] <_King> Go for it, Lads! [59] <_King> Aaaaarrgghhh!!!!! [66] * _King dies [67] <Mmmm> Hiya <_Producer> HOLD IT GUYS /w uros *** uros: No such nick/channel <Ghost> OK! <Ghost> *holding* <G_Stern> re [34] <Prologue> don't want to give away the ending!! <Mmmm> why doesnt someone moderate the channel /w g_stern *** G_Stern is doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) *** on channels: @#hamnet *** on irc via server irc.netsys.com (NETSYS COMMUNICATIONS) <G_Stern> fuckza matter w/him? [39] <aurra> we will soon *** Tarador (shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu) has joined channel #HamNet <aurra> really soon <Prologue> mmmm: soon * G_Stern lurks [42] <R_krantz> Guess he must be lagged. Let's lurk [40] *** Mode change "+m" on channel #hamnet by aurra <_King> hi mUnChIe and Tarador *** SkinnyPup (zens@ucsu.Colorado.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet *aurra* are we ready? <_Producer> OK HERE WE GO... QUIET PLEASE *** Signoff: Erdor (Error 0) (_Enter/#hamnet) hi munchie and tarador :D <G_Stern> ok <_QUEEN> wow #hamnet the new oper channel :) (_Enter/#hamnet) ok *** trigger (trigger@akureyri.ismennt.is) has joined channel #hamnet *Polonius* need script for polonios /l instruc <G_Stern> *ahem* > : > : > OK, Here's how it works.... > Each actor should have his/her lines ONLY. IF NOT, SQUAWK NOW > Each line is numbered at the end like this.... [14] > Every line you have must be entered in the overall numeric sequence... > and the entire script will appear. > EXAMPLE: If you have a line numbered [14], wait until you see > somebody else enter line [13] and then enter your line [14] > OBVIOUSLY IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU INCLUDE THE LINE NUMBER > IN YOUR INPUT -- IT IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S CUE. > NOTE: Some actors have more than one line in sequence.... > So, if you have both lines [13] and [14], you cue yourself for [14] > +=========== 30 sec PAUSE FOR QUESTIONS ============+ > : > : *** Mode change "+i" on channel #hamnet by aurra <G_Stern> let's.. (_Enter/#hamnet) desynched from poe.acc.virgina.edu /nick set *Erdor* can I get into hamnet? *** _Producer is now known as set *** SkinnyPup is now known as WHAT <_QUEEN> yes got that too *** WHAT is now known as SP <Ghost> enter? -> *_The* GO FOR IT!!!!!! <aurra> ANY QUESTIONS? <G_Stern> OK <G_Stern> yes : *** Mode change "+v _The" on channel #hamnet by aurra -> *_The* go WITH LINE 0\ *** SP is now known as heckle <G_Stern> who has the line n. 41 ? *** heckle is now known as SP * R_krantz has 41 <G_Stern> All actors please test if u can speak publically *_The* I need +v!!!! <_Prompter> testing * Ghost can :-P~~~~~~~~ <G_Stern> if not msg Aurra or me <_King> oqainoajfoioiajflk <R_krantz> I can't speak (_Enter/#hamnet) bababa <Polonius> test <G_Stern> test (_Enter/#hamnet) t still outta synch from poe *** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #hamnet by aurra <Ghost> whois? *** Mode change "+v _Prompter" on channel #hamnet by aurra /w _the *** _The is ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Anna-Marie York) *** on channels: +#hamnet *** on irc via server poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (University of Virginia 2.7.2g.pl1) <G_Stern> HAmlet ? *Polonius* dude..no lines for poloniuus <Ophelia> someone send me lmy lines again, i lost them on the scroll (_Enter/#hamnet) someone unv me and v me -> *_the* HAVE YOU GOT YR LINES AS THE??? *Polonius* dcc me please. <R_krantz> Now can I speak? *** mUnChIe has left channel #Hamnet <_Prompter> testin *** Mode change "-v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by _King *** Mode change "-v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by Ghost *** Signoff: _QUEEN (Error 0 occurred.) *** Mode change "-v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by Polonius *_The* I am not +v!!!!!!! Have lines!! *** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by Ghost *** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by Polonius *** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by _King <Polonius> :) <Ghost> enter? (_Enter/#hamnet) testing *** Mode change "+v _The" on channel #hamnet by set (_Enter/#hamnet) Still desynched. oh well. *** Spaceboy is now known as Shakespea (_Enter/#hamnet) Rokin - duck9 opped? -> *_the* test now <R_krantz> Is this appearing? <Ghost> never mind - we can see ya <Ghost> yep RK *** Mode change "+v _The" on channel #hamnet by G_Stern > rkrantzYES <_King> _enter---she's opped <G_Stern> Prompter : U can <aurra> Audience, do not change your nicks, please... <_Prompter> can anybody hear me -> *_the* READY???? (_Enter/#hamnet) have her op me. *_The* no! <Ghost> Ophelia - you got ya lines yet? <aurra> prompter: yes <R_krantz> Oh.. i get cannot send to channel (from poe.acc.virginia.EDU) (_Enter/#hamnet) then i'mm v myself then unop myself *** Starting conversation with _THE <_Prompter> ok <Ghost> I HEAR PROMPTER <aurra> okay...everyone ready?> <_Prompter> ta <Ophelia> NO! (_Enter/#hamnet) almost. hang on. <Polonius> everyone who is dysync..../server lonestar.utsa.edu <Polonius> everyone who is dysync..../server lonestar.utsa.edu -> *_THE* sorry I will have to play _The *** SP is now known as stop <aurra> no no no *** Ending conversation with _THE <_King> ignore Polonius *_The* go for it. *** stop is now known as testing <Polonius> we all should have gotten on the same server *** Starting conversation with ophelia <aurra> just ignore the sever *** testing is now known as SP <G_Stern> Aurra : Yes yes..they r desynced -> *ophelia* here are yourlines again /l ophelia -> *ophelia* Here's yr stuff back [22] -> *ophelia* O heavenly powers: restore him! [24] -> *ophelia* ME thinks Hamlet's nuts [25] -> *ophelia* :-( [28] -> *ophelia* SIGNOFF <drowning> [29] -> *ophelia* ********* PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 25,29 ********* -> *ophelia* ********* AFTER YOUR SIGNOFF PLEASE COME BACK TO THE CHAN -> *ophelia* ********* AS Ailehpo ********** <Ghost> most of us did polonius <_King> Polonius---there would have been more lag as a result. <aurra> pup: stop. now. *Ophelia* ok gopt em thanks! :) <Polonius> then we have to wrry about netsplits /query *** Ending conversation with ophelia <Polonius> Ghost: MOST?!?! u need ALL! <R_krantz> Hey.. whay are we +i? <Ghost> i know... /who _the #hamnet _The H+ ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Anna-Marie York) <aurra> okay <aurra> now. <Ghost> to keep out the rabble. Curtain up? -> *_the* change to attndts pls <G_Stern> Ok...is everyone ready ? * Ophelia giggles. <_Producer> v NOT QUITE <G_Stern> Don't answer if u r ready *_The* I cannot send to the channel. * Ophelia adjusts her dress cuz it's slipping./ "Whoops!" /mode * +v _the *** _The is now known as attndts *** Mode change "+v attndts" on channel #hamnet by irc.uiuc.edu *** Mode change "+v attndts" on channel #hamnet by set <Ghost> *WAIT!* <aurra> stu? * R_krantz cannot invite people /query attndts *** Starting conversation with attndts <aurra> Stewart? /l attndts -> *attndts* Holy sheeeeet!!!!! [77] *** frosty has left channel #hamnet <G_Stern> Aurra : -i /query *** Ending conversation with attndts <G_Stern> ok ? <_Producer> aurra:what? <Colours> Why +si? * Ophelia thinks, "To be or . . . " <aurra> heheh <aurra> okay *aurra* can we start? /nick _The *** set is now known as _The <Ophelia> Who's Yoric? ++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 3: THE PERFORMANCE ++++++++++++++++++++++ Return to ToC <_Producer> HERE WE GO HUSH <R_krantz> CAn we get rid of the +i please? <Ophelia> :I *** Mode change "-i" on channel #hamnet by Ghost *** Mode change "+v attndts" on channel #hamnet by aurra (_Enter/#hamnet) let's get the play started *** Prologue has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to +ircHamlet_World_Premiere_In_Progress * _The CURTAIN RISES to reveal the lavish sewt... /nick set *** _The is now known as set /l ncastle *** Darkside (csc002@cent1.lancs.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet <set> ______* ______* *______ *______ <set> < | < | | > | > <set> <______| <______| |______> |______> <set> | | | | <set> ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ <set> | + | | + | | + | | + | <set> | + |________| + |________| + |________| + | <set> | | <set> | + + + + + + + | <set> |___ ___| <set> | + + + + + | <set> | | <set> | + + __________ + + | <set> | |########| | <set> / | + + |########| + + |\. <set> / | | | | \. <set> / |_____________________| |||||| |_____________________| . \. <set> / . . . |||||| . .\. <set> _______________________________ |||||| ______________________________ <set> <set> W E L C O M E T O E L S I N O R E!!! <set> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /nick _Producer *** Oli_ (olit@rvik.ismennt.is) has joined channel #hamnet -> *audience* GO LINE 1 *** set is now known as _Producer *** audience: No such nick/channel <Prologue> All the world's a Unix term.... [3] <Prologue> ...and all the men & women merely irc addicts.... [4] <Prologue> This extravaganza is Copyright 1993 The HamNet Players [5] <Prologue> Enjoy our show + no heckling plz [6] <Prologue> Script should not be re-staged w/out permish [7] *** _QUEEN (lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at) has joined channel #hamnet * _Enter Hamlet [9]/me Hamlet [9]ccDO> *** On SERVER_NOTICE from "KILL" do * +ni $3 [SILENT] <0> (_Enter/#hamnet) DO> *** attndts has left channel #hamnet (_Enter/#hamnet) me Ghost [10]/me Hamlet [9]/me Hamlet [9]/me Hamlet +[9]/me Hamlet [9]/me Hamlet [9]/me H *** Shakespea is now known as Spaceboy *** attndts (ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet (_Enter/#hamnet) argh (_Enter/#hamnet) lagged *** Mode change "+v attndts" on channel #hamnet by aurra <G_Stern> ? * _Enter Hamlet [9] * _Enter Ghost [10] -> *hamlet* GO LINE 11 <hamlet> re, Ghost. Zup? [11] <Ghost> Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the bastard. +[12] *** Mode change "+o hamlet" on channel #hamnet by Ghost /invite tyree *** Inviting tyree to channel #hamnet <hamlet> Holy shit!!!! Don't op me, man!!!! I've gotta think abt this, <hamlet> + I've got chem lab in 1/2 hr. :-(((( [15] <_Prompter> ATDT 1-412-481-4644 *** tyree (TYREESGT@192.80.63.1) has joined channel #hamnet *** Signoff: Darkside (Error 0) *** Polonius is now known as SCENE (_Enter/#hamnet) telnet sugar-bombs.gnu.ai.mit.edu * SCENE AFTER HAMLETS CHEM LAB [16] *** Signoff: SP (Leaving) <hamlet> 2b ............. or not 2b... [17] <hamlet> Hmmmmmm... [18] <hamlet> :-( Bumm-errrr!! [19] <hamlet> Ooops, here comes Ophelia [20] * _Enter Ophelia [21] <Ophelia> Here's your crap back, babe: your Mac, your WP 51.a, amd your dirty +mags [22] <hamlet> Not mine, love. Hehehehehe ;-D [23] *** SkinnyPup (zens@ucsu.Colorado.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet <Ophelia> Oh Heavely powers!! Restore his manhood andletr him do bad things +to me! [24] -> *ophelia* GREAT!!!! * Ophelia thinks Hamlet is a fucking goober. <hamlet> Make that "sanity-deprived", purleez.... [26] <hamlet> Oph: suggest u /JOIN #nunnery [27] <Ophelia> :o *** Signoff: Prologue (Error 0) *** SkinnyPup is now known as SP <Ophelia> :( :( :( [28] -> *ophelia* drown, baby, drfown * Ophelia is drowing in a sea of her archelogy of the soul...amnd the damn +water. SHIT! <Ophelia> [29] * SCENE INTERIOR......[30] * Ophelia is dead * _Enter R_Krantz [31] *** Ophelia has left channel #hamnet * _Enter G_Stern [32] -> *aurra* loved oph's perf *** aurra is away: the show has begun...please do not enter <R_krantz> re [33] <G_Stern> re [34] *** aelphO (~Vgrey@apm-b337-7.ucsd.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <hamlet> re, guys... :-\ [35] <R_krantz> zup? [36] <hamlet> Fucked if i know. brb... [37] *** Clive (~ch@surreal.dircon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet /nick _exit *** _Producer is now known as _exit /me Hamlet in a sulk [38] *aurra* yer cue go! * _exit Hamlet in a sulk [38] *aurra* sorry... /nick _Producer <G_Stern> fuckza matter w/him? [39] *** _exit is now known as _Producer <R_krantz> Guess he must be lagged. Let's lurk [40] * R_krantz lurks [41] * G_Stern lurks [42] *** Signoff: Melisha (I've been killed by my master :-) *** Clive has left channel #hamnet * SCENE THE QUEENS CLOSET [43] <hamlet> Ma: what the fuck's going on? [44] /w queen *** aelphO is now known as ailehpO *** queen: No such nick/channel /w _queen *** _QUEEN is lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Bernhard Lorenz) *** on channels: #hamnet *** on irc via server olymp.wu-wien.ac.at ([137.208.8.30 6666] Vienna, +Austria) *** _QUEEN is an IRC Operator *** Mode change "+v _QUEEN" on channel #hamnet by aurra *** Signoff: Badil (stork.doc.ic.ac.uk dismayl.demon.co.uk) <_QUEEN> Don't flame me, i'm your Ma! [45] <_QUEEN> Er.... [46] <_Prompter> Psst! Thou hast thy father much offended [47] *** s-mac (smacdoug@halifax-ts2-18.nstn.ns.ca) has joined channel #hamnet <_QUEEN> Oh, right...Yr dad's pissed at u [48] *** SCENE is now known as Polonius * hamlet slashes at the arras [49] <Polonius> Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!! *** _Prompter is now known as _Drums <Polonius> [50] *** Polonius has been kicked off channel #hamnet by hamlet (hamlet) *** hamlet has been kicked off channel #hamnet by Duck9 (Duck9) > [51] *** SCENE (smiguel@lonestar.utsa.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <_QUEEN> Now look what u've done u little nerd :-( [52] *** Inviting hamlet to channel #hamnet *** Mode change "+o SCENE" on channel #hamnet by Duck9 /w hamlet *** hamlet is ~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner) *** on irc via server stork.doc.ic.ac.uk (Dept of Computing, Imperial College, +London UK) *** Mode change "+o _QUEEN" on channel #hamnet by aurra /invite hamlet *** Spaceboy is now known as Charlie *** Inviting hamlet to channel #hamnet *R_krantz* I do think that line needs to change... pissed should be pissed off +with I think... *** Mode change "-sm" on channel #hamnet by _Producer * SCENE GRUESOME FINALE [54] <Charlie> drgdf *** _QUEEN has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to DEATH <_QUEEN> [55] -> *hamlet* come back * _Enter Hamlet, Queen, King, Laertes, R_Krantz, G_Stern [56] * _QUEEN takes a drink [57] * _King gives Ham and Laer swords [58] <_King> Go for it, Lads! [59] *Ghost* -m ??????? /w laertes *** hamlet (~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet *** laertes: No such nick/channel /nick Laertes *** _Producer is now known as Laertes /me stabs Hamlet....Woooof!!!!!! [60] * Laertes stabs Hamlet....Woooof!!!!!! [60] *** Erdor (~daemon@dismayl.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet * hamlet stabs Laertes [61] * hamlet stabs King [62] <_QUEEN> Holy shit this Danish vodka is like poison :-@ [63] <hamlet> and u always thought i was just wasting my time in chem lab, hehehe +[64] * _QUEEN dies in agony [65] <_King> Aaaaarrgghhh!!!!! [66] * _King dies [67] *** Signoff: SP (Leaving) /me VAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggg *** Signoff: Charlie (Error 0) * Laertes AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggHHHHHH!!!!!! /nick _Producer *** Laertes is now known as _Producer *** klor (cumcl@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu) has joined channel #HAMNET /nick Laertes *** _Producer is now known as Laertes /me dies [69] * Laertes dies [69] /nick _Producer <hamlet> AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +[70] * hamlet dies of overacting :) [71] *** Laertes is now known as _Producer * R_krantz and G_Stern..... GULP!!!!!!!!! [72] * _Enter Fortinbras + drums + colours + attendant [73] *** SCENE is now known as The_ *** _Butthead (irc8013@irc.nsysu.edu.tw) has joined channel #hamnet *Ghost* :) *hehehee* *** klor has left channel #hamnet /w fort_bras * The_ CURTAIN SLOWLY FALLS {{{{{{{{{{{[----THE END-----}}}}} [74] *** fort_bras: No such nick/channel <_Butthead> huhuhuh huhuh.. you SUCK. [75] <ailehpO> :I <Colours> Hmmmmmm... [76] <The_> oops <attndts> Holy sheet!!!! [77] ++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 4: THE POST-MORTEM & CAST PARTY +++++++++++ Return to ToC *** Signoff: _Butthead (Leaving) /nick Fort_bras <tyree> BRAVO! *** _Producer is now known as Fort_bras /nick King * Oli_ klappar.. *** Fort_bras is now known as King *** NOxide (imp@mct212mac09.mct.anl.gov) has joined channel #hamnet /nick _The *** King is now known as _The *** Signoff: Gobbo (Leaving) <tyree> <WHISTLING STAMPING FEET!> *aurra* now the curtain *** ailehpO is now known as Ophelia <CUJohn2> The crowd cheers wildly! It thinks you're terrific! /nick _Producer * Skywalk is standing and claps loudly *CLAP* *CLAP* *** _The is now known as _Producer *** Signoff: _Drums (Ping timeout) <Skywalk> *Whistle* /l creds > : > ***<<< THE HAMNET PLAYERS >>>*** > Artistic Director.........."El_Ingles".....sirrah@cg57.esnet.com > Stage Manager.............."aurra".........aurra@netcom.com > Cyberturge................."minou".........hn2563@handsnet.org > Manager, Systems & Bots...."RokinDuck".....bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu > London co-ordinator........"twasntme"......mark@demon.net > Set designer..............."zendar"........jimvs@cg57.esnet.com > : > The producers gratefully acknowledge Demon Internet Ltd., who generously > provided facilities in London, England for this production. (They are > the best, lads!) > : * Ophelia takes a bow. <CyberMaxx> applause * Ingimar claps <tyree> BRAVO! BRAVO! <hamlet> Darlings you were wonderful!!!!! * R_krantz comes on for his curtain call.... <Ophelia> .me dances around stage in bare feeties. <Ghost> oy! wot about the actors?! <Ghost> :) <attndts> ham: hehehe :) * llr applauds and *whistles.....BRAVO!!!!! * twasntme goes to make some coffees <Ghost> *flourishing bow* <tyree> MORE! <_King> awesome <R_krantz> Hamlet old man. Well donre sir. Of course I would have been better * Ingimar whistles * Ophelia slugs down a drink from a bottle of soutrhern comfort. * G_Stern joins R_krantz * _King takes several bows (_Enter/#hamnet) but lots of lag.. bah <_Producer> Well done everyone all mahvellous * trigger claps * Ghost haunts everyone * _King gets a drink of water <Ghost> wooooooooooooooooo * R_krantz and G-Stern take the limelight. <attndts> ham: did you have to rehearse? :) * Ingimar wants an autograph from everyone <tyree> NOT THE VODKA!! * Ophelia calls Ghost Busters on Ghost. *** You have been kicked off channel #hamnet by Ghost +(woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) /join #hamnet ** _Producer (~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #hamnet *** Topic for #hamnet: DEATH *** Users on #hamnet: _Producer NOxide Erdor hamlet @The_ s-mac Ophelia tyree ++attndts @_QUEEN Oli_ trigger Tarador Mmmm TheCritic Splat @Duck9 jones +CUJohn2 ricp +Colours CyberMaxx +R_krantz llr +_Enter Amy2 @Ghost Synrg +Skywalk @_King @aurra Ingimar steve @G_Stern @twasntme Usher *** s-mac has left channel #hamnet *** Mode change "+o _Producer" on channel #hamnet by Ghost <Ghost> :) * Ophelia wants to invite her pal, Sam Beckett. :) /topic YOU JUST MISSED A GREATirc-PLAY * R_krantz reckons old Sam would be quite fun... <tyree> action: jumps up and down shouting BRAVO! *** jones has left channel #hamnet (attndts/#hamnet) Oph: Beckett would be perfect for the IRC... :) *** _Producer has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to YOU JUST MISSED A +GREAT irc-PLAY * aurra goes and grabs the bottle of danish vodka and starts to drink it down * The_ bowwws * Ghost returns to the void <hamlet> Ophelia: too late luv * G_Stern invites all actors to join hands and take a big bow *** Ghost has left channel #hamnet *** The_ is now known as LoNgY * Tarador tackles aurra. *** Splat has left channel #hamnet *** _King is now known as RokinDuck *** _QUEEN is now known as Fingwe * Ophelia takes out a mirror and cuts up a line of coke. SNORT! <Ophelia> :) *** Vermont (BFB8333A@vaxa-eth.isc.rit.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <Fingwe> brb *** Signoff: Fingwe (Leaving) * RokinDuck plays Queen's "The Show Must Go On" for #hamnet... * Skywalk gives beers to all :) * R_krantz stays in character for a little longer -> *hamlet* a journalist here wd like to phone u...OK? *** G_Stern is now known as Uros * LoNgY goes over and drinks and kisses aurra and places her on his status +bar *** Signoff: CyberMaxx (Leaving) <Vermont> baaaaaaaaaaaa ha hahah (attndts/#hamnet) longy: hehehe *** Fingwe (lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at) has joined channel #hamnet <Fingwe> :-) <Vermont> Did I miss it * LoNgY bowws/ * TheCritic goes to prepare review against tight deadline. (_Enter/#hamnet) Verm: play's over *** aurra invites you to channel #castparty <LoNgY> Vermont: slightly. <Oli_> vermont: sure did' (attndts/#hamnet) crit: hehehe <Uros> It was great..except ... (_Enter/#hamnet) END OF PLAY. END OF LOG <Vermont> baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha haha <Vermont> Good! <aurra> thanks god it is over... -> *fingwe* you did really great <Uros> I shouldnt have done that -i <Vermont> It must of sucks *** Signoff: tyree (Dead Socket) <LoNgY> now can i masskick? <LoNgY> j/k * Ophelia points a gun at TheCritic. "Better make it good, pal." *** DOM (md93-dst@hemul.nada.kth.se) has joined channel #hamnet <LoNgY> :) <aurra> no <RokinDuck> no *** Mode change "+o DOM" on channel #hamnet by Uros *Fingwe* thanks a lot was wonderful :)) <Vermont> I though play last for * R_krantz returns to his dressing room to find a bevvy of beauties waiting +for him. <DOM> OHOJ! (LoverMan/#hamnet) Time to go. Laterz. It was...interesting. :) <Vermont> dudester???? <Uros> DOM !! * aurra WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE <Ingimar> Rating: 8 out of 10 <Ingimar> :) <CUJohn2> hehe <DOM> ?m uros E jebiga....Izvini, sto sam zakasnio... *** Signoff: CUJohn2 (Leaving) <DOM> UROS! * RokinDuck gets ready to leave -- he has a report to do that's due in 24 +hours. <Vermont> where is the producer?????? *** Oli_ has left channel #hamnet * NOxide throws bouquets onto the stage!!!! * Skywalk trows flowers at the scene.. <LoNgY> rokin: me too.. * Ophelia slips out of her costume and tosses it aside. "I hate stage +clothes!" *** llr has left channel #hamnet (Gazza/#hamnet) Ahhhh that's better <Uros> DOME : ma dobro je bilo ali sam ga usrao na pocetku * Ophelia puts on gray slacks and a blouse. *** Tarador has left channel #HamNet <Vermont> where the fuck is dudester, that lamer <Uros> bas pre pocetka stavijo -i <Vermont> hehehe I know it you _enter * Ophelia goes to her dressing room and finds a zillion roses for her. <Uros> i posle jos jedan znak pitanja - nisam znao da smopoceli * _Producer takes the champagne offered by the Cyberturge <Uros> pokvari naslovnu sliku nekog dvorca u ascii <DOM> AUU....Axa..Ok... * TheCritic pauses to sip a sherry in the lobby. * twasntme denies being in ophelia's wardrobe <Uros> sha ces u pizdu meterinu... *** NOxide has left channel #hamnet *** Signoff: trigger (Leaving) *** Signoff: Ingimar (Leaving) <DOM> E, jebiga...Bice bolje :)) * Ophelia does a second line of coke in her dressing room. -> *hamlet* OK if a journalist calls you?? <Uros> sad biui ubijo nekog ali..neka > Shut up Uros ;-) * Skywalk must go...bye all! :) *** _Drums (~dmh@lemmings.cursci.com) has joined channel #hamnet <DOM> Uros pa nemoj..Nije valjda TAKO bilo... * Amy2 hands Opheila her jacket. (attndts/#hamnet) Hamlet: How was it for you? *** Signoff: Skywalk (BYE!) *** _Drums is now known as amyray <Vermont> I want another play * Ophelia takes jcaket from Amy2. "Thanks." <amyray> i missed the ending <amyray> damn * Uros wants to applogize for his Interruption b4 ..he ruined the castle pic <amyray> stupid machine *** Signoff: RokinDuck (if school then writeln['School Sucks'] else +writeln['#hamnet RULES!!!!!!!!) <Uros> :( <hamlet> Worst first night of my life <_Producer> The ending was slightly screwed amyray <aurra> Ian: why? <amyray> sorry about that Prod (attndts/#hamnet) hamlet: hehe he <Vermont> I want another play *** Signoff: Duck9 (Bad link?) <Uros> DOM : jel radi ono ? -> *twasntme* ask Ian if he will take a call from a journo * Gazza returns to his Sarah Daniels play.... <amyray> oh well... ta ta * Amy2 gives Opheila her car keys. *** amyray has left channel #hamnet *** Ophelia is now known as Valerie * Gazza gets into character <DOM> Urose sada upravo citam Man pages i Untarujem Binaries... <Vermont> I want another play *twasntme* yes <hamlet> Prod: sorry, dropped off the channel around 5o (attndts/#hamnet) amy2 to *ophelia?* ...it's your car. <Valerie> I WANT A SAM SPHERED PLAY! *** Signoff: ricp (Leaving) <Uros> Gazza : we were way cool :) -> *valerie* thanks a lot, luv... rilly liked the improv (attndts/#hamnet) Hamlet: YOu were kicked. By Duck9... on at my server... *twasntme* if u mean now then +44 81 xxx xxxx <Vermont> I want another play <hamlet> prod; yes i'll take a call *Valerie* hehehe (Gazza/#hamnet) Hamlet: What productions are you in at the moment dahling? *** Dudester has left channel #hamnet <aurra> a sam shepard? <aurra> heheh <aurra> mamet!! *amyray* do you have a log of the play?? can i get it some how? * Valerie waves to Amy2. "Lessgo." <Uros> Jel ce to jos danas da radi ? (Gazza/#hamnet) Thanks Uros... You too... We made a great team. <Vermont> I want another play <Vermont> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *** Signoff: Amy2 (Jumps in Celica) <_Producer> Vermont:we'd do it again but many ppl have left <Uros> :) * Valerie waves. BBL -> *aurra* I'm very pleased <Valerie> :) :) :) :) :) :) :) (attndts/#hamnet) I'm not sure why Duck kicked Hamlet... antisocial +behavior... <hamlet> No, a Michael Hastings ply - one of our contemp award winning writers *** Signoff: Valerie (Off to La Jolla and the sun...:)) <_Producer> attndts:a mis-programmed bot (attndts/#hamnet) I wonder if we can find something short... (attndts/#hamnet) Prod: ah, I see. (Gazza/#hamnet) Hamlet; Showing where? Or is it travelling? <_Producer> attndts:sheesh isn't 80 lines short enuff? * TheCritic wants to know if he can order a copy of the script. *** tyree (~TYREESGT@delphi.com) has joined channel #hamnet <Fingwe> well it was great thank you all! :) *** Fingwe has left channel #hamnet /w thecritic (attndts/#hamnet) No, I mean a short original.. Your script is pretty cute, +Stu. *** TheCritic is oldbear@JACK-VANCE.MIT.EDU (Wise and Noble Beast) *** on channels: #hamnet *** on irc via server irc-2.mit.edu (Mass. Institute of Technology, Cambridge, +MA, USA) <LoNgY> the duck kicked hamlet b/c i am on its protected list and it was +protecting ME <hamlet> You cut out all my good stuff <LoNgY> hehehe <aurra> oh fuck <aurra> i totally didnt even think of that <LoNgY> when hamlet kicked me. <LoNgY> as polonius <tyree> Good wrk STU! <_Producer> oldbear:Yes I will e-mail u a souvenir prog + script (attndts/#hamnet) Longy: hm... I see. <aurra> so very few of us are protected on it <LoNgY> yea <Uros> Thank you for letting me be a part of this (Gazza/#hamnet) OldBear? Is that you? <LoNgY> i thought this was COOL..i wish it was longer * aurra kisses uros on top of the head <LoNgY> maybe around 200 lines or something. <Uros> and sorry for ruining the picture and speaking when I wasnt supposed to * DOM smiles <aurra> urg * attndts waves to all <aurra> 200 lines? <_Producer> EVERYONE WILL GET SOUVENIR PROG + SCRIPT <LoNgY> a small play * DOM pats Uros on the head *pat*pat* * DOM smiles (attndts/#hamnet) Peace, people. Good job, you non-IRC dude (HAM) (Gazza/#hamnet) Hamlet: The play you are in... is it travelling or what? <_Producer> Uros:I didn't see yr interruption <Uros> DOM : DONT PAT ME ! <Uros> :) <aurra> oh stu: may I? May I please have one? *laugh* (Gazza/#hamnet) Hamlet: And what is it called? * TheCritic thanks the Producer. Such professional courtesy will not, of +course, influence his review. (The cash was suffiecient.) * DOM grins WIDELY! <Uros> _prod : U didnt ? *thank god* <aurra> heheh -> *gazza* 'ang on darlin... Ian's being interviewed *** Mode change "+ooo Usher steve Uros" on channel #hamnet by aurra *** Mode change "+ooo Synrg Gazza TheCritic" on channel #hamnet by aurra *** Mode change "+ooo Mmmm attndts LoNgY" on channel #hamnet by aurra *** Mode change "+ooo hamlet Erdor Vermont" on channel #hamnet by aurra *** Mode change "+o tyree" on channel #hamnet by aurra *Gazza* Oh I see.... hahahah <Uros> wow massop <aurra> now, no more bitching <Uros> :) -> *gazza* computer journo from here <_Producer> Yes, anything goes now lads <steve> Good job all, and great producing Stu! <Vermont> Fucking play this dik! *** svana (svad@rvik.ismennt.is) has joined channel #hamnet (attndts/#hamnet) Goodbye, all. *Gazza* Well I think I should be interviewed too... *** DCC SEND (IrcLog 202076) request received from aurra <Uros> 1 q : only our sites r going to *** steve is steve@backdrop.esnet.com (Steve Froeschke) *** on channels: @#hamnet *on irc via server irc.netsys.com (NETSYS COMMUNICATIONS) <svana> dom hi <aurra> there is my uncut version <Uros> be mentioned in the papers right ? <aurra> have fun * Gazza reckons he brought a new light to the Rosenkrantz role. <_Producer> thanks, steve!!!!!!! * Uros doesnt want to get exposed <DOM> Svana HI! <DOM> Svana hos is everything __ <svana> dom hi <tyree> Hey! STU!! <Uros> Svana : lo <svana> dom as always Cannot access /usr5/sirrah/usscrpit <svana> uros lo <_Producer> tyree:yep? <tyree> <G> Congratz! *aurra* if you need me, I'll be around for a bit longer... <DOM> Svana Oh...Sorry to hear that :(( *Uros* Well produced dude :) I hope ur daughter gets better soon -> *Uros* yes I do. thanx <DOM> SVana NO improvement WHAT so ever ?? <tyree> Next week: EAST LYNNE! *** son2 (~taylo033@dialup-2-187.gw.umn.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <svana> dom no *Uros* err..what was her name again ? <_Producer> tyree:No, next week "An irc channel named #desire" -> *Uros* Alexandra *** Signoff: TheCritic (Exit stage left) <aurra> good job everyone...*hugs* to ya all... *** son2 has left channel #hamnet *** svana has left channel #hamnet *** aurra has left channel #hamnet *** LoNgY has left channel #hamnet <tyree> Have several of those already! *Uros* Nice name - who did u name her after ? <_Producer> Then... "The importance of being #ernest +o" <DOM> Svana I am REALLY sorry to hear that.... <Uros> Ah..Wilde <Uros> I ve watched that movie *** Erdor has left channel #hamnet <tyree> Tryin for an Oscar, huh? <Uros> and I read Salome -> *uros* last empress of Russia - at the time I didn't know about her +gruesome ending.... my history was faulty (minou, the cyberturge) <Uros> Banburry +o <_Producer> time check 1:00 /who * #hamnet tyree H@ ~TYREESGT@delphi.com (<TYREESGT>) #hamnet DOM H@ md93-dst@hemul.nada.kth.se (The Disk Operation +Manager) #hamnet Vermont H@ BFB8333A@vaxa-eth.isc.rit.edu (<The Green Mountain +Boy!>) #hamnet _Producer H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet hamlet H@ ~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner) #hamnet Mmmm G*@ mandar@banshee.ecn.uoknor.edu (Mmmm,I get high with a+little help from my friends) #hamnet Gazza H@ absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk (Look can I help it?) #hamnet Synrg H@ BG@dyma.dymaxion.ns.ca (<Synergist>) #hamnet steve H@ steve@backdrop.esnet.com (Steve Froeschke) #hamnet Uros H@ doomer@deeptht.armory.com (Doomer) #hamnet twasntme H@ ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net) #hamnet Usher H@ pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help) *Uros* Aha :) cool <tyree> Heavy Duty Theatrical Trivia Question FOLLOWS: <Uros> 12:58 <_Producer> tyree:sorry u missed the beginning <tyree> What OTHER play has Gwendolen and Ceciley? <tyree> Other than "Earnest" *** Signoff: Synrg (Leaving) <_Producer> steve:I wanna hear about the backdrop server some time <_Producer> tyree:Wow... ermmmm <Uros> Vera ? <Uros> :) <tyree> Answer: <tyree> "The Odd Couple." <_Producer> steve:I did not cu come in... did you see it all? <Uros> Ok : <steve> Stu: No problem... there's a server running on backdrop, but it's not +hooked into mainline irc (yet)... right now, it's only got connections to 2 +other servers....(neither mainline). <tyree> Their last name there is Pigeon. <steve> Stu: I signed in about oh, about 11:30 or so, and lurked. :-) *** sooty (sooty@sils.umich.edu) has joined channel #hamnet <_Producer> welcome sooty <sooty> hiya <Uros> What was the Cankar's most social drama in his maternal symbolistic +cycle ? <tyree> Oops! Tech talk. See ya and sincere congratz to all! <_Producer> bye tyree <hamlet> tyree: other play with gwen & cecily is travesdties by tom stoppard *** Signoff: Uros (Bad link?) <tyree> OOPS, back to theater talk. Staying. <G> <tyree> "That makes 3, Ham! <sooty> how did it go? *** Uros (doomer@deeptht.armory.com) has joined channel #hamnet <sooty> i left during ham & oph's exchange *** valerie (~Vgrey@icc-cul-276-c.ucsd.edu) has joined channel #hamnet *** Signoff: sooty (Leaving) <Uros> re... <Uros> Answer: -> *hamlet* congrats on your delivery... VG just like a pro <Uros> Na klancu (on the Hill) *** Sooty (sooty@sils.umich.edu) has joined channel #hamnet /l creds > : > ***<<< THE HAMNET PLAYERS >>>*** > Artistic Director.........."El_Ingles".....sirrah@cg57.esnet.com > Stage Manager.............."aurra".........aurra@netcom.com > Cyberturge................."minou".........hn2563@handsnet.org > Manager, Systems & Bots...."RokinDuck".....bradley@andromeda.rutgers.edu > London co-ordinator........"twasntme"......mark@demon.net > Set designer..............."zendar"........jimvs@cg57.esnet.com > : > The producers gratefully acknowledge Demon Internet Ltd., who generously > provided facilities in London, England for this production. (They are > the best, lads!) > : <Sooty> is this from the ftpable collectors program? <Uros> Ok <_Producer> sooty:no, it may be on a server in Vancouver *** Mmmm has left channel #hamnet (Gazza/#hamnet) Is that damn egotistical bastard going to talk to the rest of +us minions? <Uros> See you Stu <Sooty> gazza: which one is that? <Uros> HaMlEt ? (Gazza/#hamnet) sooty: He with the lead. <Uros> :) <Sooty> there are so many egotistical bastards on irc, it's hard to keep them +all straight..... <tyree> HE who plays the King? <Uros> Gazza : ur english English is really British (Gazza/#hamnet) The swine who just played hamlet... <tyree> Some definitely are NOT straight. <Uros> :) <Sooty> tyree: there's that, too :) (Gazza/#hamnet) Uros: I wonder why? (Gazza/#hamnet) Maybe it's because I am English. <Uros> Gazza : which I think is nice <Uros> Gazza : I know <Sooty> gazza: with a nick like gazza, it's hardly surprising <hamlet> Gaza: sure I'll talk to you - I talk to anybody <_Producer> Gazza:jealous??? dearie?? (Gazza/#hamnet) The play that I have been in that finished last night had an +egotistical git in the lead rle. He is very good though. (Gazza/#hamnet) Ahhh at last :) * Gazza is never jealous. <tyree> Gazza: I didn't think real Englishmen had names ending in vowels. (Gazza/#hamnet) So Hamlet... what are you appearing in at the moment? +Anything? <hamlet> at the Pit theatre at the Barbican - a ply called "unfinished +Business" by Michael Hastings (Gazza/#hamnet) tyree: Are you questioning my existence? <Uros> Hmm (Gazza/#hamnet) Will it be travelling? Or is it going to stay there? <Uros> Does anyone here like Monty Python ? <Sooty> perhaps i should drag out my programs and see if i've seen you in +anything.... -> *gazza* fyi "tyree" is a professional drama critic <tyree> Gaz: Nope, just being snotty. <Uros> They show them every sunday on a croatian channel (Gazza/#hamnet) You're in RSC yeah? /w sooty *** Sooty is sooty@sils.umich.edu (*Unknown*) *** on channels: #hamnet *** on irc via server pegasus.ccs.itd.umich.edu ([141.211.165.88] An +Inbred-Jed Production <2.8.14>) <hamlet> Starting rehearsals tomorrow for a world tour of "A winters Tale" by +the Bard. <Uros> I ve been a fan for some 5 years.. <tyree> ham; Which role? <Uros> they have the best gigs (Gazza/#hamnet) Ahhh... I saw the last RSC of that when it came to Bath... +Brilliant. (Gazza/#hamnet) That was in October... <Sooty> hamlet: been with the rsc long? *** jonw (~wolfe@gboro.rowan.edu) has joined channel #hamnet *** valerie has left channel #hamnet <_Producer> bye val <hamlet> Not a lot> the Mariner - all of 9 lines, plus a bit of Lording in the +Court, plus a Shepherd with a rather suggestive bucolic dance *** Signoff: jonw () <Uros> bucolic = peasant like <Uros> never thought I d see that word (Gazza/#hamnet) hehehe I remember the dance :) Very rude :) <Sooty> pastoral, i'd have said <_Producer> Uros:quite right <hamlet> Gazza: If that was wINTERS TALE then youve seen me (Gazza/#hamnet) hamlet: Well well well... I'll rush off and find the +programme.... *** Achoo (irc8463@irc.nsysu.edu.tw) has joined channel #hamnet <_Producer> welcome achoo <Achoo> .who <Sooty> hamlet: how long have you been with the rsc? i saw quite a few +productions in 1988-1989 <Achoo> hello producer, what's w/ the play? <tyree> Ham: Izzsat the Shepard who sez: *** Hayduke (st006410@emu-mac35.uoregon.edu) has joined channel #hamnet * Gazza returns with his Winters Tale programme..... <_Producer> achoo :we did an irc vern of Hamlet... it's over *** SkinnyPup (zens@ucsu.Colorado.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet <Hayduke> i wanted to see the play, but i couldn't get on; what gives? <tyree> ham "I wud there were no age between 10 and 23"? <hamlet> sooty; no, i didn't join until Feb 92 /w hayduke *** Hayduke is st006410@emu-mac35.uoregon.edu (I am woman. Hear me roar) *** on channels: #hamnet *** on irc via server irc.caltech.edu ([131.215.99.4] California Institute of +Technology) *** SkinnyPup has left channel #hamnet <Uros> tyree ?? <Sooty> hamlet: then i won't drag out my old prgrammes like gazza :) (Gazza/#hamnet) Here it is.... Lords: Ian Taylor! <tyree> uros?? * Sooty is impressed <hamlet> tyree; yes the Old Shpherd <Uros> "I wud there were no age between 10 and 23"? ?? *** Hayduke has left channel #hamnet <Uros> where ? <Uros> :) <_Producer> Gazza:see... he's real <tyree> Ham: Juicy little part. (Gazza/#hamnet) And... mariner... Ian Taylor. <hamlet> sorry to be pedantic "between 10& 20" <Sooty> prod: well, he could just be SAYING he's ian taylor :) <_Producer> heheheh <Uros> 10 & 16 <Sooty> it could be a woman disguised as a man, for all we know! <twasntme> hmmmm..... <twasntme> i doubt it <_Producer> London could b in Slovenia <tyree> ham:Sorry to be pedantic rite back. "three-and-twenty" <Sooty> very true! <Uros> :) * twasntme doesnt think he's in slovenia! (Gazza/#hamnet) He is on an account with a different name though... <Sooty> who's to say he isn't TELNETTING to demon? * twasntme looks out the window (Gazza/#hamnet) I accept it. <twasntme> nope, this is london.... its raining * Uros is in Slovenia <hamlet> Tyree: sorry, just checking! (Gazza/#hamnet) Hamlet: You were'nt in The Two Gentlemen of Verona were you? * _Producer is searching for the other bottle of champagne * Gazza has already drun kit.... hic! <Sooty> that virtual champagne is the most expensive kind <hamlet> Gazzx: no *** Signoff: Achoo (Leaving) <Sooty> hamlet: is this your first irc experience? (Gazza/#hamnet) hamlet: That was a good production... The two chaps who played +the leads were very good. (Gazza/#hamnet) Valentine and Proteus <Uros> Gazza : agreed <Uros> :) -> *tyree* Jim Crawley phoned "hamlet" in London.. u can 2 <hamlet> Sooty: yes; as you will have guessed I'm an absolute beginner. <tyree> uros <tyree> uros (Gazza/#hamnet) And as for the dog... well ehat can I say? <_Producer> hamlet: It didn't show from the front!!! *** Badil (steve@rama.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet *** Millicent (ez019840@othello1.ucdavis.edu) has joined channel #hamnet *** Signoff: Badil (Leaving) <twasntme> hi milli <Millicent> hello? <Uros> Yes TYREe <Sooty> hamlet: have you decided whether you'd like to become an addict or +not? <Millicent> hi twasntme <_Producer> milli:finally got up, huh? * Gazza begins to tell all about his thesp activities.... <Millicent> producer, no no no... <Millicent> producer i had to go to three labs to find a link <hamlet> Dog's name is Woody - he was to have played Hamlet tonite, but +couldn't make it <tyree> 4e8fytjnl=p=[uros: How are things in Slov? (Gazza/#hamnet) We have just finished a three night run of Pravda by Brenton +and Hare. <Millicent> producer, the net has been funny around here lately (Gazza/#hamnet) heheeh :) -> *millicent* our star is still on. u can chat him up (Gazza/#hamnet) It says woolly in the programme .... <Uros> Tyree : not bad ... (Gazza/#hamnet) but I won't pull you up on that :) <Millicent> producer ahh <hamlet> Sooty; yes, I could easdily get hooked> the potential is fantastic. <Uros> And over there ? <tyree> Ham: Sorry was off a sec. <Millicent> producer the weather is terrible today..but i got myself together +and came *** valerie (~Vgrey@icc-cul-276-c.ucsd.edu) has joined channel #hamnet *** valerie has left channel #hamnet <_Producer> Milli:It went very well up til the very end than minor screw-up <Sooty> prod: what happened? <Millicent> producer :( <Millicent> producer i would have been here earlier but.. *** RealGazza (absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet <tyree> Looked good to me. <hamlet> Gazza: yes, soryy, his real name is woody, but his professional name +is Wooly <_Producer> sooty:cues out of order, very disorganized curtain *twasntme* was it u that told me milli was 21ish? <tyree> ham: This is a dog? -> *twasntme* yes she is <RealGazza> hamlet: Ha I see.... heheheh * RealGazza has just changed servers... the new one is obviously lagged <Sooty> i couldn't stay past my part (prologue) /nick minou *** _Producer is now known as minou <hamlet> Tyree; yes, <Millicent> twastntme i have some gifs now <minou> hamlet/mike/ian: what dog? i thought you had a cat (c'est moi, gk) <twasntme> milli: u do? where? <tyree> ham: "2 Gents" quality dog? <Sooty> ciao y'all--food calls *** Signoff: Sooty (Leaving) <hamlet> Minou; in 2 gents. <Millicent> twastme, on my account <RealGazza> hamlet: So is Ian Taylor a stage name too? <DOM> Samo sacekaj da se vratim... <twasntme> mili: ftpable? *** Signoff: DOM (Bbl!) <Millicent> twastntme dcc able *** RealGazza is now known as Gazza <twasntme> fire away milli :) <minou> ham/mike/ian: oh, guess I was lagged. probably sleeping in the window. +prrrr. <Gazza> Ahh that's better <tyree> Ham: Maybe he can do Bear in WT? <Millicent> twastntme hmm i haven't seen them yet <twasntme> i'll describe em to u milli <grin> <Millicent> twastntme can you view gifs now? where you are right now? <hamlet> Gazz Yes, first name Mike to my friends and Ian to the theatre and +tax inspector * twasntme nods to milli <Uros> Ok <Uros> Ciao all <tyree> Later Uros! <Uros> Was nice to work with yu <Gazza> Hamlet: Must get quite confusing sometimes though. <Uros> hehe <Millicent> mark, okey <Uros> YUgoslavia <minou> hehe he... sorry to blow yr cover. (he's really a llama) <Uros> Bye for now <Millicent> mark, hold on..i have two gifs.. *** Uros has left channel #hamnet <tyree> ?? The dog is a LLama? /msg tyree u know that uros is <hamlet> tyree; we need a new bear for WT. the last one quit <Millicent> twastntme hold on <Gazza> I'll do it... What are the wages like? * twasntme holds on <tyree> ham: Exit pursused by ASM?? -> *tyree* u know that uros is in war-torn Yugo, somewhere on the border of Y +& Austria, a town called Maribor <Gazza> Exit pursued by Gazza.... <Gazza> hehehe <Gazza> or is it Exeunt, pursued by Gazza <hamlet> Gazz: akk the honey you can eat <minou> no, hamlet is a llama. Ophelia's a dog <Gazza> Yum yum. <hamlet> She certainly was in the productiuon i ws in a few years ago <Gazza> hehehe <tyree> ham: HHEEHHEEHHEE! GAZZA: NOPE, JUST EXIT. <Millicent> hmmm. <Gazza> tyree: Are you sure? <minou> h/m/i: whadya play? you'd make a great gravedigger... <Millicent> twastntme that is for you to find out :) <tyree> gazza: ask Ham. <twasntme> mili: hmmmmm <Gazza> There are the two of them who have to run off... <hamlet> minou; got it in ons + other odds and ends <tyree> I mean oit's HIS cue! <minou> gazza: didn't u take latin. don't they teach kids anything these days? exit+for singular, exeunt for plural *** Kirsten (hnhua@midway.ecn.uoknor.edu) has joined channel #hamnet * Gazza points to his last line .... <Millicent> mark, ok.. <minou> kirsten: you're late. where's your watch? <twasntme> milli: on the way, ta <Millicent> mark, my hair is pulled back so you can't see my hair * Gazza repeats it... There are the two of them who run of... <Millicent> mark, can you view them now? <Millicent> mark, my hair is actually shoulder length <twasntme> milli: just gonna try <Kirsten> minou: *grin* it's better to be late then never show up <minou> kirsten: depends on what you're showing <tyree> Gaz: Sorry. Antigonus is alone when running off. He is PURSUED by +bear. <tyree> ham: Whoa, u doing BOTH Mariner and Shepherd? <minou> kirsten: you're part (Queen) was taken by Fingwe (in Vienna) <tyree> ham: isn't that a Quik Change? <Gazza> Hmmmm, maybe. <Kirsten> minou: awww! *sniff* <hamlet> tyree: no, not doing Shepherd at all. Did it at the Young Vic some +years back. How come you know the play so well? <minou> kirsten: hope we can cast you in the next one (El Ingles says) <tyree> ham: Wud like to say LONG STUDY or some such... <tyree> ham: Actually, have copy here. (and do admire it) <Kirsten> minou: okay, sure thing <minou> Kirsten: El has yr e-mail address, so you can't escape <Gazza> Hamlet: Is the the same cast getting ready for a world tour.. ie is +Richard McCabe going? <Kirsten> minou: AACK! no!!!!!! <minou> h/m/i: how come no California this trip? when do we see you here? <Kirsten> minou: but I can't act!!! <Gazza> Kirsten.... Everyone can act if they want to.... <minou> kirsten: el says your audition was wonderful * Gazza thinks about that statement... Hmmm maybe not. <tyree> Hear that Ham? <Kirsten> gazza: *grin* nah,.....*sheepish* I've got stage fright <hamlet> Gazz; Richard.s dropped out, we've got a new +hermione,Autolycus,Florizel,Bear and a few minor parts <Gazza> There were sometimes over the last few days when I wanted to run on +stage and kick a few people to get them to ac.... <minou> kirsten: you mean screen fright <Kirsten> minou: *hysterical laugh* WHATEVER!!! *** Wurz (JAW9894@ZEUS.TAMU.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet <Wurz> hello all <tyree> Gig 'em, Wurz! <Gazza> hamlet; That's a shame.. he made a brilliant Autolycus...Is te new +person as good? Or haven't you seen him yet? <Kirsten> minou: yeah, that's it <Wurz> Whoop, Tyree! *** Wurz is JAW9894@ZEUS.TAMU.EDU (<unknown>) *** on channels: #hamnet *** on irc via server dewey.cc.utexas.edu (UT's "I Repeat Class" server) <tyree> wurz: We'll NEVER explain this! <hamlet> Minou; sorry missded yr question half screen ago. california pays, Ca +gets us. Yes folks , its that simple *** Signoff: Vermont (Bad link?) <Wurz> tyree no we won't -> *tyree* who's wurz? old buddy? *** Kirsten has left channel #hamnet <hamlet> Gazz; no havent met him yet but those whoi know him say he's a great +comedy actor <Wurz> tyree: are you on campus <tyree> wurz Hey, don't dispel the mystery!! <minou> wurz: tyree's studying for his drama final <tyree> wurz: been gone for decades. -> *tyree* minou c'est moi, g the kidder /nick El_Ingles <Wurz> brb everyone1 <Gazza> Hamlet: Sorry to hassle you about it.. but it is rare that one gets to +talk to someone who acts for a living (if you can call it that :)). +Especially in productions that I have seen and enjoyed so much. *** minou is now known as El_Ingles *** Wurz has left channel #hamnet *** misterque (hmacleod@unixg.ubc.ca) has joined channel #hamnet <misterque> where should i sit? <Gazza> misterque: you've missed it. It is finished. <hamlet> Gazz; no hassle, no problem. good talking to you -> *hamlet* has anything been heard of our old mate Jessica Claridge in living +mem? <misterque> darn it my program said 1400 hours? <Gazza> Hamlet:Cheers. You must get bored talking about acting all the time +though? <El_Ingles> mister:sorry.. next time u welcome <Gazza> misterque: Two hours ag.... <hamlet> El Ingles; not a word. * misterque looks around sheepishly <misterque> does anyone do improv on the irc? *tyree* Is this how send pvt mnsg? <El_Ingles> misterque: we'll put u on the mailing list for next time <El_Ingles> tyree: YES <Gazza> misterque: Irc is continuous improvisation. It is real life (almost) <misterque> that would be most kind <tyree> hehehehe /W MISTERQUE *** misterque is hmacleod@unixg.ubc.ca (Hugh Macleod) *** on channels: #hamnet *** on irc via server goren1.u.washington.edu (The Ever-Changing NWNet Hub +Server) <misterque> Do you mean that this isn't real? :0 <tyree> ham: so RSC tour will hit USA? <El_Ingles> mister:we wd love to have canadian participation <hamlet> Gazz; no. I took it up because I was obsessed by it and familiarity +over the years hasn't diminished it, nor the buzz <misterque> I was late for an internet play how neat <Gazza> hamlet: Brilliant. I have just returned to amateur rubbish theatre +after a fourteen year break.. you know the old school stuff, and you +certainly get a good buzz from it :) <misterque> I would love to represent canada in an international production, +but i don't have any stage training :) : : <hamlet> To Everybody; It was a really great evening, and thanx to all for the +frienliness and the chat,Ayckbourn play is a Chorus of Diapprovel.Cheers Stu +& Gayle, Tricia was most upset you didnt ask her to play Oph /who * #hamnet elvee H lvlawren@cherry.wustl.edu (Lloyd V. Lawrence) #hamnet Wurz H JAW9894@ZEUS.TAMU.EDU (<Gig'em Aggies>) #hamnet misterque H hmacleod@unixg.ubc.ca (Hugh Macleod) #hamnet Gazza H absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk (Look can I help it?) #hamnet Millicent H ez019840@othello1.ucdavis.edu (W.F.) #hamnet tyree H@ ~TYREESGT@delphi.com (<TYREESGT>) #hamnet El_Ingles H@ ~sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist) #hamnet hamlet H@ ~mark@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark Turner) #hamnet steve H@ steve@backdrop.esnet.com (Steve Froeschke) #hamnet twasntme H@ ~root@dismayl.demon.co.uk (Mark@Demon.Net) #hamnet Usher H@ pence@goren.u.washington.edu (Msg_me_Help) : : LOG OFF 2:14 pm